Housekeeper's Knowledge of Sexual Habits

I have contributed to many blogs, but do not believe I have seen this subject posted before. As mentioned in postings in D/S and Nudity, I have had had CFNM experiences with our bi-weekly housekeeper Monica. But, during her last visit on Friday, I noted that one of her responsibilities is changing our bedroom sheets, something I had not paid attention to before.

Since I travel a lot and usually come back on Thursday evenings, my wife and I have sex virtually every Thursday night and/or sometimes Friday mornings before she goes to work. So that means that Monica has seen our cum stains on the sheets just about every time she works at our house. She has never made a comment or acted in any type of manner when stripping the bed, but I wonder if anything goes through her mind about our sex life?

I don't allow my housekeeper to clean my bedroom or bathroom, she only works in the rest of the house. before she comes i make an inspection to be assured all the naughty cards my lover sends me have been put away and also any sexy toys that have been recently delivered.

Our house keeper has found panties and thongs tangled in the sheets at the foot of the bed. A couple of times she found a vibrator under a pillow. After making the bed she left it neatly placed on the bedside table between the alarm clock and the lamp.

We don't leave these for her on purpose, it's just a careless rush in morning sometimes. Since the dresser drawer that holds my sox and boxers also holds our sex toys I fully expect the housekeeper has seen it all. Since she cleans the house while we are at work I don't know for sure, but I assume typical human curiosity has led her to explore the collection.

We also have a few ropes that criss cross between the mattress and box spring. The wrist and ankle cuffs are left attached to the ends of the ropes, just tucked out of sight. It's possible she found that too when changing sheets, but don't know for sure.

I expect she has seen a wide variety of stuff over the years at all the places she has worked. She does a great job and is always friendly when we do see her. I wonder if she has any kinks of her own.

Hi Hookajoe,

did not you think, or did not have phantazies about it, that she tried the vibrator on herself? Idefintely would have had such thoughts. Likely, later I would develop phantasy involving she and my partner.

Having worked as a cleaner at some time and also worked as a chamber maid. I have seen alot but the only time I knew my employers had kinky habbits they were ashamed if was when they did not let me clean the bed and bathroom, dead give away lol

Last week my wife found her misplaced vibrator under our bed while she and the cleaning lady! were turning the matress

My experiences with this go back to when I was young and my dad had a nanny or housekeeper. I tried to hide my tighty whiteys that I had either came in or had a wet dream in by stuffing them into a pant leg but they would wind up in my pile of clean whites so I stopped hiding them. I knew they didn’t smell very good after a few days but she never complained. Once she did tell me to masturbate more so I wouldn’t have nighttime accidents in my underwear. I turned very red faced.

My ex wife and I also had a housekeeper that I took with me when I moved out who has never commented or complained about washing cum stained sheets. She’s even waited patiently for overnight guests to leave so she could launder the linens. She has even laundered the mattress pad after it soaked through the sheets. I’m sure she’s heard me having morning sex as well.

also had a housekeeper that I took with me when I moved out who has never commented or complained about washing cum stained sheets. She’s even waited patiently for overnight guests to leave so she could launder the linens. She has even laundered the mattress pad after it soaked through the sheets. I’m sure she’s heard me having morning sex as well.

I hope the hell she had a sex life as well. It would suck if you had to clean up after someone else's activity without having any of your own yourself.

Wouldn't you agree?

Actually I would not agree. There are people on this planet who don't like sex. I am not one of them, but they do exist, and believe it or not, they do not think they have a disease that needs curing. She could be one of them. Or any number of other things.

If you think housekeepers have seen it all talk to a hotel maid. We once left a 4 quart enema bag hanging in the shower and it was still there when we returned with a nice clean shower.

Call me a pig, but I always leave my plug next to the sink if its not in my butt at hotels. I'll leave my bag hanging in the shower too. Butt I always make sure that everything is clean and spotless. I don't want to make their job any harder. It just seems naughty and fun to let them know what I do privately! I got a smile out of a maid on my last trip. I had planned to meet her in the hall. she was actually pretty cute too!

Call me a pig, but I always leave my plug next to the sink if its not in my butt at hotels. I'll leave my bag hanging in the shower too. Butt I always make sure that everything is clean and spotless. I don't want to make their job any harder. It just seems naughty and fun to let them know what I do privately! I got a smile out of a maid on my last trip. I had planned to meet her in the hall. she was actually pretty cute too!

How do you know they don't do anything or take any liberties with your toys while you are gone?

I lock away everything except my clothes when I'm not i the room

After as many years as she has been with us, changing bed linens Mondays and Thursdays, and cleaning around the house, she would have to be blind not to see the hooks and hardware connected to our bedframe and disguised ceiling hooks in our bedroom and our bathroom. Other than those things that cannot be removed after we finish playing with them, she hasn't seen any of our toys. Those always get locked away.

The white triangle of dried pussy juice on the sheets (especially on dark sheets) in the center of the bed is also a good sign of what has been going on!

To the O/P its part of the job and so is remaining professional about it. I am sure all housekeepers/maids/nannies have encountered many instances that were dead giveaways to their employers sex lives.

I am not sure if it is because I am a neat freak or I feel bad that someone would have to clean my mess but once staying in a hotel with a play mate I got my period and we made quite a mess on the sheets. I not only didn’t want it to look like a murder scene but I felt so bad that I took the sheets into the shower and hand washed them before putting them to be laundered. The hotel graciously gave us a new set upon request,without any questions. Lol

Call me a pig, but I always leave my plug next to the sink if its not in my butt at hotels. I'll leave my bag hanging in the shower too.

Personally, I think it is wrong to deliberately involve non-participating strangers in your sexual activities/kinks. Whether they are doctors, nurses, housekeepers, maids, garbage men, strangers walking by your house - whatever - it's disrespectful. Find a willing partner and get off on each other.

Gwhap, personally I have great respect for those people in the service industry. That's why I left everything clean and in places where they did not need to be touched by the maid at all. I did subject these people to me exposing myself and asking anyone for sex.

People on this site are getting a little overly critical about peoples posts here. If we're going to criticize everyone about a post that someone might not agree with this site will start seeing a downturn in what people post. This is a kink site, not a site dedicated to teaching others what is wrong with what someone does or doesn't do.

Umm @ozzy10 he said “personally” as in himself. He didn’t even call you a pig after you said to ?

This is a kink site, not a site dedicated to teaching others what is wrong with what someone does or doesn't do.

Wasn't trying to teach you anything or criticize - just expressed my opinion. This is a discussion site. If you post something, people may respond with different opinions.

For a conference in Scottsdale I was staying at a very nice "conference center" that was decently upscale, 4+ Stars I would guess.

I happened to return to my room, I saw the housekeeping cart outside the opened door as I walked into my suite to grab something I left behind. Looking into the bathroom I noticed the housekeeper "admiring" my red, 2 quart, Fautless Fountain Syringe hanging on the upper towel rack drying. I walk toward the bathroom and she was startled. I reassured her that I wasn't upset that she was checking out the bag. I did ask her why she was interested in it, however. The 20 something woman responded, "My Mom used to use one just like that on me." Well, that led to some further conversation and a friend in Scottsdale that is still present today!

Yet another reason I love Scottsdale!

Play safe!

@beccarnmommy what a nice story!

What "reggind" said.......

with a "Kinky Klick!!!,"

highwater

I have heard this but do not know if it is true but I read somewhere that a guy in japan had his enema bag in the shower and the two maids cleaning there asked what it was for. he told him as best he could and the two women started undressing to receive an enema from him! he did stop them according to the story. has anyone ever heard of such a thing in japan or elsewhere?

probably wishful thinking. then again, if I was a fictional account I would think the guy would have claimed that the enemas took place.

I have heard this but do not know if it is true but I read somewhere that a guy in japan had his enema bag in the shower and the two maids cleaning there asked what it was for. he told him as best he could and the two women started undressing to receive an enema from him!

Sounds a little far-fetched.....maybe in a porn story or movie.