Stuffed fruit

I awoke today and have an overwhelming need to be penetrated. My wife won't get home until after work ( I have a vacation day), and I can't wait for her to play with me. So I started early. I did a quick enema then filled my ass with crisco, a peeled banana and three clementine oranges inside a rubber glove. Here I sit and it feels great. I have to run some errands in a little bit but I don't think I can do it with the banana inside, they get really mushy and make me very gassy and crampy after a little while. I think I'll have to go about my day with a big plug in. Can't wait.

If the fruit is inside a rubber glove, how do they create gas in your intestinal track? Why do you use a rubber glove - why not just add the fruits?

What does the Criscoe do - wouldn't a butt full of that be sufficient to give you that full feeling? How do you insert it? Does it eventually melt? Isn't it dangerous?

Not trying to be a wise ass, just curious.

@Mykal

I think if you read the post carefully, only the oranges are in the glove. The bananas would create the gassy condition he describes. As far as crisco goes, I don't think it is particularly dangerous. Makes a nice anal lube. I think many people use it without any harm. It seems especially popular among fisters.

Maybe he'd like to clear up my confusion, then. 😮)

If u insert peeled banana which is just not ripe and work along ...