Fun with Bananas and Glycerine

I recently saw a recipe for a punishment enema using bananas. Green bananas are cut in half and each end lubricated with glycerine. Six halves are inserted (it can be done) followed by a super size tampon also lubricated with glycerine. If one leaves it all inside for as long as one can stand it, supposedly, the victim will begin to have terrific cramps, will lose his or her bladder control and suddenly evacuate the whole mess. I've tried it once and while it's not too hard to insert three whole bananas, I never experienced the cramps or the bladder problems.

Bananas are kind of fun. I have used them as a plug on occasions. Inserting about 10 glycerin suppositoies followed by 2 halves of a banana gives me plenty to think about as I wait out to the final moment. Just before I can't stand it no more the suction cup wall mounted dildoe gets pushed up my ass and the masturbation begins. After the orgasm the banana concoction is released..... surprisingly with a fruity fragerence, and the velocity of a rocket. 😮

Bananas & glycerin sounds like fun! might wait to try it until i find someone to "supervise". and Zack, strap-on or real thing both sound hot!

It is certainly possible to try too hard. This is a good example.

An ice-cold banana fresh out of the freezer is going to cause your anal sphincter to close down to about the diameter of a cat's whisker. If you do manage to insert one, it would probably cause you to cramp up immediately.

The problem you have is one of relaxation.

First, get yourself relazed. Lie down on your bed, possibly after an enema and play with yourself anally with a buttplug, a vibrator or your tool of choice until you are able to insert something at least as large as your banana.

Second, don't use suppositories. They will cause paristalsis and cause your body to want to eject the bananas before you can even get them inside you. Just use a chemically neutral lubricant. [Not KY or any other water-based lubricant whose active ingrediant is glycerin. Glycerin causes paristalsis.]

You will need to push outward strongly [as if having a BM] in order to slide a banana in. Very strongly! You must avoid cramping down (which will just cut the banana in half) This will take practice for most people.

You will probably need a dildo or vibrator to 'pack' the sections of banana more deeply inside yourself after each insertion. You will undoubtedly need to give your body a chance to adjust to the strange feeling as you fill up.

This is not an enema and it will feel very different. The first time you try it, you may not be able to insert more than a single section of banana. With experience, you can probably insert much more, if you are patient and listen to your body.

The experience of 'letting go' while holding 5 or six bananas can be quite profound, particularly if it happens at the same time as you experience 'additional benefits'.

@Goldguy

thank you for all of your advice. i think you were completely right. i needed to relax. i think i just had myself so excited, that i couldn't open up quite the way i needed to and trying to force the issue just turned the bananas to mush. i took your advice and played around a little first and opened myself up some with some toys.

the glycerin i used wasn't as a lube. i actually buried them within the banana, so that they wouldn't do their thing till after the bananas had been inside for a while and the banana broke down inside me...quite some time later.

i found that once i was loosened up and relaxed, i was actually able to get 4 small bananas inside me. mmm...felt so good and so full! then for an extra treat...

i have an ab-lounger, which i laid down in. i rocked myself in that for a while, feeling the bananas turn to mush inside me and eventually the glycerin taking effect a little later. when i first started to feel the urgency awakening in me, i stretched out in the ab-lounger, so that my back was arched back as far as i could comfortable get it, then masterbated...ahhh...it was beautiful!

Tried banana's a couple times - but I can see that I've been missing out on some really cool (no pun intended) ideas. Green is the best for ease and smooth insertion. Never tried the glycerin though. I'll tell you how that goes

PEEL the banana first, then partially freeze it. A fairly ripe banana is preferable. It goes is hard and comes out mush! A green banana comes out still hard. You can freeze it rock hard or just to the beginning of actual freezing. I like the idea of coating the entire banana in glycerine as the lube. Even when frozen, a banana will not give the receiver the same impression of coldness as an ice cube but it can freeze superficial skin and cause bleeding. Not convinced of that? Freeze a peeled banana and hold an ice cube in one hand and the banana in the other. You'll see. The frozen banana isn't that hard to hold. Its the glycerine that makes it challenging!

Last night

I tried bananas. I cut two in half and inserted glycerin suppositories in two of the halves. I inserted the two with the glycerine first and then the two without. It was quite large but I was able to hold in for about 30 mins. Im not sure the glycerin did anything, or I didn't have it in long enough. I did expel them but it wasnt quite what I was expecting. The bananas didn't break down they were still pretty much whole when they came out. I have to say it was quite fun though. Cant wait to try it again. Maybe next time Ill get my man involved.

I just put 2 bananas in the freezer and I don't want them to freeze all the way, just enough to insert them, so how long would i leave them in there for?? Please help me on this one?

Ok never mind... I put them in there for about 15 min.

Then i inserted 2 glycerine suppositories then inserted the 2 bananas and OMG!! The feeling was great!! I loved the feeling of being full! Never felt anything like it before!! Thanks for introducing me to bananas

Just now, I put them in there for about 15 min.

Then i inserted 2 glycerine suppositories then inserted the 2 bananas and OMG!! The feeling was great!! I loved the feeling of being full! Never felt anything like it before!! Thanks for introducing me to bananas 😃

Titusnub

There is a 10 page or some forum about inserting bananas on this web site. Did you get a chance to read it. it gets very creative and pleasurable. You should try one dulcolax suppository instead of glycerin suppository and after inserting two bananas, seal the deal with a butt plug. You enjoyment will double. Full feeling will be accompanied with urge to move and cramps. You may also give a try to grapes. They are fun to push out 😁

**Correction: I believe the recipe called for liquid glycerin instead of minerial oil**

I have heard of the punishment enema thing using bananas. The recipe I read consisted of nuking 6 halves in a bowl with a fleet mineral oil enema until they are warm then inserting the halves. The kicker was to roll up a maxi pad like a sleeping bag, lube it with the remaining fleet, and insert it like a plug. The reports were that after about 30 minutes all heck breaks loose.

I have not tried it. What worried me was a couple of people who tired it reported an allergic type reaction like luv3h wrote about.

I finally tried 3 bananas with liquid glycerin. The Glycerin lubes them up so they go in easy. It burned a little at first. After about 30 minutes it don't think anything could keep them in.

OMG---this is too much. I had already inserted 3 glycerin supositories anticipating I was going to do something to myself tonight. Then I read the marshmellow idea and couldn't resist. We had a bout 1/2 a bag of the big marshmellows. I put a drop of lube on each one and pushed them into my ass. It felt sooo good going in, and the glycerin was already melted, so they slid right up. After they were all in I inserted a super tampon. It was only maybe 3 to 5 mins till my belly started to growl and i couldn't keep it all in. Thank goodness for the trash can. I was really disappointed, the tampon never swelled up, even though it was completely covered with the slipery glycerin and marshmellow. The marshmellows had actually started to melt and added to the liquid. It was so cool because they came out in tact and you could reinsert them, I was so lubed they slid right back in. Only after a time or 2 nature took over and they all came out. This is definately going to be tried a few more times. mmm mmm gooooddd

Plantains sound like a great idea because of their larger size, BUT, I would still want them very ripe, and I would still only semi-freeze them so they could be used the same way I described using bananas: peel them, freeze them, completely coat them with glycerine then insert them. YUM!

Watch out for flushing firm plantains--they probably will get stuck in your toilet--we had to snake out a flushed ripe banana once!

Bananas are great fun but like some of have said they can break apart easily when inserting and can be quite messy sometimes going in. To solve this issue being somewhat of a mechanical engineer a banana launcher was developed using two pieces of PVC pipe. The first is a 1” ID, (1 3/8” OD) with the second section being ½” ID (7/8 OD). On the end of the ½” pipe a rubber washer was mounted to act as the plunger. This was adjusted to form a tight seal inside the 1” pipe. Together these act as a large syringe that will hold just about anything you can think of. You will need to spend some time rounding the edges of the pipe. To date I have used cooked oatmeal, soft bananas, and my favorite baked beans. Along with these solutions a generous supply of liquid glycerin was added. To act as a final plug take some diaper stuffing materials and add to the last load. This will go in dry and as the glycerin goes to work moisture will be drawn in to the diaper stuffing swelling to form a healthy plug! The feeling is wonderful however the results will be surprising and unpredictable. In time you will have an uncontrollable volcanic eruption.

@Loveable_guy

. . . . .To solve this issue being somewhat of a mechanical engineer a banana launcher was developed using two pieces of PVC pipe. The first is a 1” ID, (1 3/8” OD) with the second section being ½” ID (7/8 OD). On the end of the ½” pipe a rubber washer was mounted to act as the plunger. This was adjusted to form a tight seal inside the 1” pipe. Together these act as a large syringe that will hold just about anything you can think of. You will need to spend some time rounding the edges of the pipe. To date I have used cooked oatmeal, soft bananas, and my favorite baked beans. Along with these solutions a generous supply of liquid glycerin was added.. . . . .

That's what I described in the marshmallows thread, long ago as a means to insert marshmallows. Use a leucite tube and a leucite rod as a plunger. The marshmallows went in as a sticky gelatinous mass, whereas ripe bananas, if you semi freeze them and coat them with glycerin, they go in very firm, and become mush as you retain them while the glycerin coating makes them progressively harder to hold.

Love these glycerin coated banana suppositories. Finally a suppository big enough for enema lovers. Do you think we can patent this?

I'd like to point out that glycerin is not necessary and that it does stimulate the body to expel. If you're using KY, you're using glycerin, the active ingredient.

I tried the full recipe 2 months ago. It was mind numbing and I had the dry heaves after wards. I have tried lesser amounts of glycerin since but the psychological effect of the first time still rules my brain. I know I will have to surrender eventually and give up trying to hold it in. It is truly overwhelming.

Be very careful with glycerin. There was a member of one of the on-line forum that tried a glycerin enema and put himself in the hospital!

It's a powerful drug and at full strength can chew the hell out of your intestinal lining. It could even potentially kill you.

@Goldguy

I'd like to point out that glycerin is not necessary and that it does stimulate the body to expel. If you're using KY, you're using glycerin, the active ingredient.

GLYCERINE IS NOT THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT OIN K-Y.

My point in initially describing the semi-frozen, very ripe banana that is coated with glycerin, is that the glycerin coating is there specifically to make it hard to hold for an extended time. After the bananas defrost inside you, they will come out as mush because they started out very ripe. If you like you can use KY, astroglide or other water soluble lube to aid insertion if needed. Don't use vaseline, it will insulate the glycerin from the colon lining and reduce the "hard to hold" effects it has.

I LOVE bananas! I use a smaller sampling, around 6 halves with extra glycerin to cause cramps and severe pain. What more can be said....

I have not tried any of the other fruit or vegetables. Although, grapes will be next on my list....

Shorty

I just discovered this forum yesterday. I'm like a kid in the candy store. It's outstanding. After reading all the posts, I could not get my mind of the 3 bananas on the kitchen counter. The posted advise is excellent. My bananas were in the freezer 20 to 30 minutes, while I did a couple of quick enemas with a bulb syringe. Attempt one was a disaster. I had not adequately opened up and I wasted too much time trying to coat it with glycerin. Most of it ended up on the bathroom floor. So, I got a dildo out and primed myself. I gave up the glycerin coating idea. I immediately lubed the 2nd one right out of the freezer and it slide right in. There is something erotic about the cold, but not uncomfortable, object entering your rectum. I used the dildo to push it further in. After about 25 mins., I got banana #3 in (for a total of 2). The full feeling was great! Within another 30 mins., I began feeling the urge. I used a syringe and infused about a tbsp. of glycerin, followed by a tampon, hoping to add a little spice and possibly delay the inevitable. In less than 10 mins., I had a powerful and complete evacuation. Wow! I was about to step in the shower, when I decided to keep the fun going and took my enema bag with me. I took two 2 qt. enemas and ended squeaky clean inside and out. Some afternoon! All thanks to you guys.

Does anyone know if chilling or partially freezing has any impact on glycerin? I would like to give my pet a bottom full of cold bananas injected with glycerine, but wondered what if any impact the cold has? 😃

I'm so pleased to read that others do this too.

I made myself a large bore syringe similar to those described by others here so I can inject whole peeled bananas, oatmeal etc. feels great. I find that bananas are pretty much self lubricating and I like to retain for quite a while so don't bother with glycrin or KY, although I will occassionally inject a little glycerin later through a very thin latex tube.

This sounds like some great fun. I was thinking about bananas on my own and decided that you would already have had lots of experiences with this. Now, I'm really excited to try this out on my next enema session, especially after reading many of these fascinating comments.

Thanks to all for sharing your great bannana fun.

It is very possible to have a baked been enema, well maybe not in the normal sense of an enema. I fashioned a section of .075” PVC about 12” in length. Carefully rounded the ends. Next a 12” section of .50” PVC with a rubber washer added to the end works like syringe. Now mix this with some mineral oil and or glycerin and stand by for one big mess without the odor or getting too real. I read one post on another board where the femdom injected this concoction to her sub and then hung him feet up on a x frame.

Interesting way to expel an messy enema.

Just make sure you aren't allergic to bananas first! When I had some inserted with glycerin it turned out I was, and had a awful shock that almost had me calling a doctor..

Tomorrow is Friday. I purchased a dozen green bananas yesterday. Although my record is 14 bananas, I will just do a dozen, 2 bananas per injection with my banana syringe. I will load one full banana into the syringe and then place a glycerin suppository into the center, stuff another behind the first and then another suppository. 12 whole bananas with 12 suppositories.

Then I will walk around the museum, ride the bicycle around the facility grounds. Then when the urge starts to build, inject a bulb full of water into my rectum and follow it with four alka-seltzers for added discomfort. This time I brought a change of clothes so I can crap in my pants the warm contents of my intestines.

I cannot wait for tomorrow. I will fully clean out with my bathtub colonic in the morning before I go bananas. I will be taking a series of pictures. Man I am bananas about bananas.