Euphemisms for sexual activity

Another oldie but forgotten term...

Making Congress

Though one could just buy these books, "Green's Dictionary of Slang" 3 volumnes, and have a good read.

https://www.amazon.com/Greens-Dictionary-Slang-Jonathon-Green/dp/0550104402?ots=1&tag=rf29amazon-20&linkCode=w50

Randy Boom Boom

One that apparently had its origins as a result of porn films from the late 70's / 1980's ... Layin Some Pipe ....My own curiousity at the time saw me ask a Canadian friend i knew about the term & the resultant explanation was that it referred to a well endowed (hung) African American male

Another oldie not heard for many years .. Goin The Grunt

Angry Dragon - (sex act). Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

This is absurd, but it made it on a list of despicable sex acts!

Related: "Jody"

Marine term for any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enjoy all the things the Marine's wife/girlfriend back at home while the Marine is away. They took a character from old blues songs named Joe the Grinder (or Joe D. Grinder) who would steal the ladies of inmates and soldiers, and clipped his name to Jody.

Cruisin' on a Sunday afternoon

Don’t forget ‘playing whack-a-mole in the paw-paw patch’

Ok I just made that up

Don’t forget ‘playing whack-a-mole in the paw-paw patch’

Ok I just made that up

@Nurse_Phillips That's a good one - creative! Maybe even "Whack-a-hole" (whackers choice)! I envision 5-6 partners lined up on their back with knees to the chest and "whacking the paw-paw" from one to another!! 😈😈😈

Dart Vader is coming bis his blank helmet; keep your hangar open for him

Doin the Hokey Pokey meant more than just the jig 😁

Doing Squat Thrusts in the Cucumber Patch

Disappointing the Wife

Wheel Of Fortune Test - finish the phrase:

_UCK _E IN THE A__ TONIGHT

Corect Answer: Luck Be In the Air Tonight

Better Answer: Fuck Me In the Ass Tonight

An oldie (not previously documented ?) but well understood even today

Doin The Business

Taken from a short skit of 2 & 1/2 Men where Alan while talking to his current sqeeze Lindsay loses it when she says she thinks Charlie is a great guy & that he'd not tried to come onto her ... and shoots back ...

"At some point in time hes going to try & PLANT HIS FLAG in YOU"

Can I "Park my Dodge in your garage"?

This dates back some ... In the words of Eddy Cantor ...Makin WHOOPEE

“Swirlin’ or “Swirl Girl”

A black woman who prefers interracial dating or seeks out white males for sex.

Tossing the Salad - (e.g. Rimming) has been mentioned, but I've always wondered how the term originated - found a couple of possible reasons:

Using salad dressing to mask the taste: Originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people. If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

Vegetable Salad Analogy: The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the salad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.

"Flicking the bean" Playing with your clit. Not sure where it came from. Just something I say I am doing.

"Flicking the bean" Playing with your clit. Not sure where it came from.

Perhaps because (some) clitorises are shaped like and in size similar to a bean?

Drivin' the Skin Bus into Tuna Town!

Wow- where have I been? I've been reading through many of the threads and have not heard of but one or two. I guess I'm just a bit more conventional and calling it what it is. 😃

'Adjusting her vent' ...

'Rummaging through her tochtches'

Just heard them on old episodes of '3rd Rock from the Sun'

Wetting the willy

Whitewashing the picket fence

Whittling the love branch

Tickling her tummy from the inside

Tapping ass

Taking Grandma to Applebee’s

Sweeping the chimney

Stuffin’ the muffin

Smacking the salmon

Slaying the dragon

Shucking the oyster

Seeing a man about a dog

Releasing the Kraken

Pounding the punani

Planting the parsnip

Locking legs and swapping gravy

Hiding the bishop

Glazing the donut

Getting busy

@agracier Adjusting her vent?!

Adjusting her vent?!

It was a double entrendre. Adjusting the opening of an air-conditioning vent, probably makes one think of calling female organs a slit ...

Many years ago…. I worked 2nd shift so it was fairly common to have a little romance during the day. Two grade school children always kept things a bit reserved in the bedroom.

There was one time tho where we go a bit carried away and aroused the curiosity of our kids.

“Hey! What are you doing???” We stopped and in silence i thought real hard…. “We’re playing football”. OK they replied and ran off

Two weeks later the boss was greeted by the school teachers at school wanting to know all the football moves…. Seems the kids told everybody Mom and Dad play “football” in the bedroom….

Two weeks later the boss was greeted by the school teachers at school wanting to know all the football moves…. Seems the kids told everybody Mom and Dad play “football” in the bedroom….

Nothing better than putting the pigskin between the goalposts! 😄😄😄