DIY anal toy

Home made sex toy & a bit of a scare :

I just made an amazing deep anal toy and gave myself the most arousing sensations deep in my butt and gut, but also a bit of a scare. I took a long flexible shower hose extender, cut off the tip, took a corkscrew to a toy rubber ball, about 1" in diameter (a bit bigger than two fingers and bigger than anything I've ever had up my bum before), and hollowed it out about halfway. Then I glued the hose to the ball and voila!

God it was fun. First I gave my self a nice warm enema with the squirt of the shower. Then lying down on the bathroom floor, I took a nice long skinny english cucumber, lotioned it up good and paved the way. The feeling when i gently but firmly pushed it past the end of my lil rectum into the sigmoid was exquisite. And I'm learning more about my inner anatomy every time I play. The cuke slid in off in a long slightly curvy line to the right. I could feel it and even see it, just a little way above my right hip. I pumped it slowly in and out--almost all the way out then a slide up the end, then a firm easy pressure all the way up, over n over. Delicious!

Then the new toy. I poured lotion all over the rubber ball and my baby butt hole. I slowly pushed the ball up into my rectum, stretching my lil ring, then a push on the tubing. It slid up inside me so easily. I could feel the big ball at the same place my cuke had ended. Then it got really wild. I pushed the semirigid tube further and it snaked back to the LEFT! i could actually see it snake across my belly to just under my left ribcage. So now I know how my guts work: a long fold to the right, then back to the left. I could actually help it along by laying my hand on my lil puppy belly. I now realize that I've only gotten as far as the start of the acceding colon. I could feel a lot of discomfort if I pushed it any further but I could feel the whole hose snaking along inside my belly, maybe 12" worth. So fucking cool.

Then the bit of a scare. I fucked the tube around inside me a couple of dozen times. Then slowly I pulled it down and almost out. I could feel the end meet some residence right as the ball was pulled around into my rectum. And you know what happened next . . .

That's right. Even though I was being very slow and gentle the damn ball popped right off!

So now I've got a 1" big round rubber ball stuck up my butt. I can't even feel it from outside or with my fingers inside up my ass.

I wasn't panicked cuz I figured anything that goes up can go out. I gave myself several shots of warm water to expand my colon. I sat n tried to poop a couple of times. Finally I could feel the ball just beyond my fingers' reach. I bore down hard and prolapsed my li butt so bad but the ball pooped out. There was a little blood on it, so that was the real scare.

But I can hardly wait to try it again. Only next time, I'm going to wait until the glue is 100% dry.

Patience, Anne, patience, you lil pervert.

xoxox,

Anne

I'm sorry for your scare, Anne... but I do enjoy hearing about your anal explorations. As a fan of homemade toys, I understand your desire to fashion something you can't find in the usual sex toy website. I'm fairly certain that you'll receive many cautionary tales followed with the usual warnings about the dangers of getting various items stuck in your insides, but you did the right thing. Don't panic, just realize that you may have to wait a while and strain like mad, but give the intestines a chance to do their job.

The cuke slid in off in a long slightly curvy line to the right. I could feel it and even see it, just a little way above my right hip.

To the right?

Then it got really wild. I pushed the semirigid tube further and it snaked back to the LEFT! i could actually see it snake across my belly to just under my left ribcage.

To the left?

You have a very unusual anatomy, AnneThrax, something like one in 10,000: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs_inversus

The colon is very mobilizable when inserting many toys. This is NOT any indication of situs inversus.

ANNE--Buy yourself a long tube from silicone nozzles.com. They are very well made, you'll snake it far up your butt and nothing will come apart. DON'T get the softest snake, get the second softest or third softest but not the hardest in a 75 French (one inch diameter) size about 36 inches long. I really love mine and get it all the way in.

I hope there is a good colo-rectal surgeon in town, it looks as if a colon perforation is "coming around the bend."

Don't be such a worry wort! 😎 😎

These deep insertions are no big deal with good toys and equipment.

Put a tapered plug into the end of the hose, then press them both into the ball. When the end of the hose hits the inner wall of the ball, it will push the plug in, making the end of the hose larger than the hole oyu made in the ball. Squeeze glue in around the hose and fill the ball with it. Then be patient for at least 48 hours, while the glue sets up and solidifies.

Until recently I would have gone with Susie and said not to worry. But my hubby just managed to perforate his sigmoid colon while using a colon tube. If you are going to enjoy this kinky li'l perversion of ours keep the object bulbous and smooth and bigger than a diverticulum!

Diane

Okay! Let's focus up on mechanics.

Don't ever depend on gluing or sticking or wedging a ball onto a tube. Always drill a hole through the ball and then run a braided nylon cord through and tie a real knot on far end. Then use a heated screw driver to tack the knot in a few place so it cannot unravel.

Run the string through your tube.

No matter what comes unglued you will be able to retrieve the ball. Billions of tampons have proven this is the way. Or ask a paratrooper if rip cords work.

Anne -

As usual your story is hot hot hot! Long deep penetrations feel wonderful. But I have to ask - are you an engineer? I ask because you often include small technical aspects to your stories - I love it!! Please keep it up.

Many years ago my company was remodeling within our engineering building including making expansions to the lab. We'd often stroll through the construction area just to check out the progress. One afternoon I was the only one strolling through and I came across a 4-5 foot section of red rubber hose about 1" diameter, but the inside diameter was only 1/4". I have no earthly idea what the purpose of such thick-walled hose could be - especially since our work and lab was all about telecommunications systems and hardware, nothing that required hoses of any kind.

This hose was obviously in the trash pile so I took it home. It wasn't long before I'd figured out a way to attach it to my shower hose. I rounded off the other end, soaped it up real good and enjoyed many many long deep cleanings. The water slowly filling me as I pushed more and more up inside was ecstasy as was the expelling in the shower. It was stiffer than surgical tubing - but still flexible enough to follow my insides. I know it went really deep because i remember oven having 1ft or less remaining - sticking out of my ass. The surface was not smooth - instead it had tiny ridges all along its length, so the sensations were heightened when sliding it in or out. Sadly I no longer have it, I ended up using sections of it for all kinds of things around my garage.

Be aware that rubber is incredibly hard to glue properly. Also most fast curing one component glues are only working on the planes where the two objects are in contact with eachother.

I think the best glue for plastic objects is a fast curing two component glue. This is able to overcome little gaps between the objects.

If you want to glue rubber against another rubber object, use cyanoacrylate (standard superglue). Make sure that the objects are pressed firmly against eachother. But not all rubbers are glueable with cyanoacrylate! Materials like O-rings often go very well.

I wouldn't advise glueing plastics onto rubbers.

I have to admit that I can never understand those who spend so much time and energy in the workshop, instead of, as Susie so wisely advises, spending a few dollars on the right equipment.

Does it never occur to them that the time in the workshop can be spent more productively on whatever their particular perversion is, as well as obviating the dangers to their body when things come adrift?

Creativity is absolutely fine, but when it comes down to possible injury you'd be better off painting a picture.

Your toy might have been amazing Anne, but the plain fact is that it didn't work. There are some recommendations here about various adhesives but where are the cautions about glues which react (dissolve) in bodily secretions and lubricants? One even advises on cyanoacrylate (standardsuper glue is the term used) but fails to mention that there are 4 basic types of cyanoacrylate, most of which are for industrial use. The only one developed for medical use (and then external only) is Octyl cyanoacrylate which was developed to address toxicity concerns and to reduce skin irritation and allergic response.

Don't mess with such things - get your pocket book out!

Big K makes a good point when he says that glued home-made anal toys could come apart and become a source of great difficulty. However, I used butt plugs and dildos without gluing to several enema nozzles that I like much better than the commercially available items simply by drilling a long hole down the middle of their lengths. Because of their shapes and textures, they are much more enjoyable putting in, being in, and taking out, not to mention fucking myself with them while the water is flowing into me. I have also turned shapes on my lathe that either are not available or cost a lot more than I want to pay. I also take satisfaction every time I look at them or use them from the knowledge that they are something that I actually made--i.e., pleasure from the creative process.

hankb.

WHATEVER YOU DO

DON'T USE HOME MADE GLASS TOYS

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I have made hundreds of toys that can go very deep even into the small i only use urathene tubing and to glue plastic ends or cameras on i only use an amazing glue called "the right stuff" by permatex we orginaly used it on our big racing engines to replace gaskets on the supercharger and intake manifold now we use it for everything even underwater hull fittings its flexable but a strong bond if you wet your finger you can polish the outside to a shiny slippery surface

Soft thick walled tubing is used in vacume applications used a lot in milking machines on farms also while at a dog show i was amazed at the long flexable urathane and silicone toys for dogs 1 inch to 1.5 inch 20-30 inch many colors and cost less than 20 bucks might be worth checking out

Susie--That was a horrifying video. I imagine his hole will be messed up for a long time. We saw the external loss of blood, but I wonder how much he lost internally.by the time he got to the hospital and they got all of the glass out.

I do not understand why the jar broke after it was basically in and not being greatly stressed, but certainly nobody should try something like that again.

Thanks for sending the video to the rest of us.

hankb

A very gruesome warning indeed! Thanks for posting Susie.

Anne--your awesome and a little crazy? get a few small hard bananas and peal them and fill your colon up with them and watch them in a mirror as they come out of your little butthole, ive did it before.. I met a girl in a chat that inserts golf balls in her butthole they will come out.. did you ever take imodium pills and watch your hard poop come out slowly, in a mirror,, its a real turn on.. I got turned on reading your story--mmmm would love to mesage or chat with you sometime..youe soo awesome and daring--love to be ur friend.

Oh good lord that was an awful video. That guy had a major "oh shit" moment! I hereby pledge to never put anything glass up my bum!

What a promotional video for plastic bottles. As Ron White has said, "you cannot fix stupid".

Yes Anne you are a lil pervert and will you marry me

I am afraid to even watch the movie. When I saw the beginning picture as it was downloading I turned it off already imaging the outcome.

I will only and only use professional toys in the adult store, and yes I used to make my own when I was a teenager. I am not even going to use household items and tools, like I used too as well.

To much fun and pleasure I can loose if it goes wrong.

I came back and edited my post, as I first did nit wanted to mention this. In 1993 or 94, I had surgery done to my butt and I will never forget the pain from the stitches inside my butt. Just a reminder to be careful. As a doctor once told me that's a real pain in the butt. I had internal hemorrhoids removed, after another doctor started to cut in there and it went wrong, so she send me to the clinic where they were ready to operate. This was a painful memory.

Nite nite all.

Anne- I think I'm in Love...Your story had me on the edge of my seat and I could hardly keep my hands off my self. Not that I tried to keep them off. You also gave me an idea. If it works, I'll report back to the forum.

I see that everybody is now in love with Anne, and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to each and all of us lucky few and particularly the staff of web wizards and code crunchers who keep the E4F web satellite up and running. Nite t nite.

Wow Anne, great story. I've had a few scares in my day.

Hi I love using small to medium bottles worstershire sauce bottle my favorite but because I'm on the large side I have a hard time with the insertion does anyone have any ideas about some kind of holder I could build or make really miss it a lot, thanks ahead of time for any feedback

A holder in what respect. like awall or floor bracket. or one to hold it to you ?

DON'T USE GLASS BOTTLES

YOU DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU

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Be careful with anything that isn't manufactured for "that",,,, I saw a girl break the neck of a beer bottle off inside her once in Brazil. Straight to the ER.