¤ As I ran the waterpic between my teeth, the question arose: how would this feel up my ass?
My first attempt at the project didn’t yield that much, simply because it was so awkward to work the small end piece, the short length of tubing and keep my ass balanced over the sink. The jet stream was also too sharp to feel pleasurable so, I realized that I needed to tame it down a bit.
But then, after some more experimenting, I came up with a most wonderful new toy - a buzzing, slow filling, most pleasurable experience – a high tech enema.
I realized that I needed to preserve the high pressure, squirt gun style blast if I was going to feel the buzz. This led me to modify the douche nozzle for this specific application. I realized that just one hole in the douche nozzle was still bigger than the waterpic discharge point so I filled all of the little holes except one, with epoxy. At this point, I had a small jet stream that was just right, even though I was prepared to drill out the hole a little bigger if necessary. The word of caution here would be to try out your system carefully before putting it into your delicate tissues. Since various models of waterpics vary as to power, be careful you don’t produce something that is too powerful. If you need to tame it down, crank back the power dial on the waterpic unit or drill the hole in the douche nozzle with the next size up drill bit. Do this by hand holding the bit with a small vise grip or pliers.
For tubing I simply used a fairly rigid model airplane silicone fuel line from the local hobby shop. Later I found a small diameter, plastic air brush hose that I liked better.
I connected all of the tubing and the douche nozzle together with more bits of model airplane fuel line. The system worked just as I intended.
The next problem was getting some capacity out of the system, the little two cup reservoir that came with the waterpic was simply too small and would not last for much time. Then I realized I could use an empty 2 liter pop bottle to hold the solution and simply turn it upside down in the reservoir. By placing the whole affair in a corner everything was held in place.
Wa-lah … I now had a real hot rod of an enema that lasted for over eight and a half minutes on full blast (Yeah … I know, the stories all say “after several minutes,” but time your enema to see how long it really lasts, two or three minutes, right? My Davol bag runs less than one and a half minutes on wide open with either a rectal of a douche nozzle. Time yours.)
This new high tech enema gave me a lot of play on my favorite little “G” spot, and lasted for longer than other enemas - a lot of bang for the buck, so to speak.
One other advantage, when you’re through, you don’t have to worry about concealing a red bag (if you are trying to be a bit discreet about your pleasure) you just take it all apart and it’s all fairly innocent. In a pinch you can quickly hide the douche nozzle.
So there you have it, my high tech enema.
Wait ‘til I tell you about my Golden Goose!