I wasn’t actually able to not “do anything” before I left the office. She had really been the inspiration for one of the hardest “woodies” I had been able to get in quite a while. The drive back to the house would have been extremely long and I wasn’t about to try to find out if I was going to have privacy or not to take care of some business and talk to her while she did her enema. So, all puns intended, I took matters into my own hand and thought about my old friend lying on her bed with her sweat pants down around her knees with an enema tube in her ass and getting off. It didn’t take time and a lot of “pent up energy” was released in a very few strokes.
I can’t speak for a lot of guys, but when I shot my wad I have to say that it cleared my mind (thought I was going to say “head”) and I sat there thinking, “What the hell did she and I just do?” I had never thought about her sexually before but I really liked her a lot. She was a friend and married and had a couple kids and grandkids. And I just listened to her get half naked, take an enema, and get off. I was feeling a little guilty after “Woody” had his head cleared and yet it was something pretty wonderful, too. Whatever was going to happen or not happen from this point on, one thing was sure, we both knew a hell of a lot more about each other than we did just a few hours before. Would I regret it? Did she regret it?
I got to the house not too much later and it had been close to an hour since we had been on the phone after she finished her enema. I was thinking, based on my experience with enemas, that it would be closer to an hour or more before she was totally done processing that enema. So, give her a little time.
It looked like I would be able to at least talk to her on the phone without being overheard if she called and by now, almost two hours later, the word “if” was definitely my outlook for this to happen. She could have had company come over, her husband may have sniffed her out and was doing her or maybe, for once, keeping her company when she was doing an enema, or a host of other thoughts run through my head. One of those thoughts was that she had “cleared her mind” and came to her senses and backed off.
It was over two hours and closer to three and I figured that was that. I started to get ready to hit the sack when my phone received a text message with just, “need 2 talk – k 2 call ?”. It was her. I sent her a text saying it was OK.
My phone screen lit up and it was an incoming call from her. She asked, “Can you talk?”
“Sure,” I said knowing that it was going to be one of “those” kinds of talks.
Like I said before, she was not a woman who was ever really at a loss of words and she had some trouble trying to say whatever it was she was going to say. Finally she said, “How’re you feeling?”
“About like you are, I think.”
“That was something,” she said, “I’ve never done anything like that before.”
“You feeling guilty?”
A pause, “No.” she hesitated. “It is just, so, I don’t know.”
“Yeah, I know what you mean,” I said. I figured she was feeling a little embarrassed or something about my hearing her get off and maybe feeling a little exposed, too. So I told her, “I wasn’t able to hold off like I said I would.”
“No?”
“No. I took care of it and it was, to say the least, intense,” I told her. “This really blew my mind.”
“Oh hell,” she was glad the ice was breaking, “I know what you mean. I didn’t wait either. I went ahead and finished off what I had started and it was pretty intense. I really had to get after it and I must have needed it.” Then she chuckled.
“Did you, or did it clear away some cobwebs?”
“Sure did,” she nervously chuckled. Then there was a silence on her end of the line.
“Feeling guilty?” I asked.
“No, that’s not the word.”
“Do you want to let this go?” I asked not knowing what she was going to say. There was plenty of silence on the other end of the line.
“Not really,” she finally answered after I thought the line had gone dead. “I’ve never done this before – the enema or getting off when I talked on the phone. I just don’t know what to feel.”
She was asking me a question without actually asking the question out loud. She had been the one to do the enema and also let me in on her getting off, so, really it was my turn to be the one to “cowboy up” and lay it out there.
“For what it is worth,” I was finding some balls, “I loved the hell out of it! I don’t know what to think about all of it but, I sure as hell think that was the best and most honest I have ever been with anyone. There ain’t nobody who knows I like enemas. No one.”
“No shit?” she sounded relieved. “You don’t think I’m some kinda slut?”
“Hell no!” and I laughed and then she laughed. We were both kind of relieved and still we had no idea where or what this was going to be.
“Before we yak at each other some more and before I forget,” I interrupted, “did you do that other enema like you said you needed to do?”
“Oops, no,” she chuckled. “Between that other one and getting off with my battery operated boyfriend, BOB, I wasn’t quite through until just before I called you. Hoo boy! I needed that.”
“So,” my mind was going back to being one-tracked, “I can talk if you want to do that other enema tonight.”
“Do you have the time?”
“How about you take those sweat pants off and get that enema bag ready,” I told her sounding cocky.
“Yeah, well the bag is full and hanging from the hook, and,” she was saying as thought I heard fabric against skin like someone pulling down their sweat pants, “the sweat pants are off.”
Then my imagination began to fill in the blanks as she was talking to me while she was, I was visualizing, getting on the bed and getting ready remarking that she was getting old and not moving like she once could. But I was seeing her naked ass and bush in my mind as she was positioning herself under the bag.
“What are you wearing?” I dirty-old-man like asked.
“Buck nekkid from the waist down, an old T-shirt, no bra,” she described herself. “Oh and a pair of socks. My feet get cold.”
“Sounds like you are comfortable,” I observed.
“It is,” she told me and then matter of fact said, “the only problem is that the girls tend to follow gravity.”
“Uh?”
“My girls, boobs,” she laughed. “Gravity is doing a number on them. I would probably be better off getting a sport bra or something when I don’t want to wear one of those damn bras.”
We both chuckled about that and said that gravity was sure playing hell well us both.
“Do you want me to tell you when I am ready to stick it in,” she said when it sounded like she was in position.
“Oh yeah,” I told her, “I can hear you when you are moving around and I think I heard you when you were taking off your sweat pants. It’s kinda cool.”
“Really,” she said and sounded like she was pretty cool with that, “I wondered because I can hear you breath sometimes, too.”
“Yep. You probably heard me breathing pretty hard there a little while ago when you were doing your first enema.”
She laughed that laugh she does when she gets tickled, something I always liked about her, “I could sure tell I had you going and I didn’t stop to think that you could probably hear me, too!”
We both laughed at that and made remarks back and forth it was light-hearted and then the tone of her voice changed to a little more serious, “I’m going to stick it in now.”
“Ok,” I said pretty quietly. I was listening for all I was worth.
She said almost like she was thinking out loud as kind of a note to me, “Since you’re not here,” her breathing was a little more pronounced, “mmm, this is probably the best part – right here – putting it in – now – “ I listened to her go quiet except for the sounds of her breath and I heard her lightly swallow.
“In?”
She sighed a little, “Yes – it’s in. And it feels good. Real good.”
“Thanks, thanks for telling me how it feels,” I said like an awe-struck dip-shit. I bet she thinks I’m corny as hell there and I grimaced when I said that.
“Hey, no problem, I wanted to hear your breathing, too,” she softly said.
“You going to leave it there a little bit before you start?”
“A little, but not as long,” she was thinking, “I got started with this one a little later than I planned and so I can’t take as much time as I would. Getting myself off the first time and then doing it again after we got off of the phone took longer than I had thought. I wasn’t planning on taking a ride.”
“Also I was almost ready to chicken out doing this second one after the show I put on with the first one,” she continued. “I mean no one has ever been there when I got off doing my enema. Not even the old man.”
I could have said a lot of things or made some observations or maybe go into detail about how honored I felt that she would let me “be there” for her enema and her masturbation, but instead I hoped for the best when I said, “I’m glad you didn’t chicken out. I like the hell outta this!”
I heard her softly clear her throat and breath in a little, “Me too. Me too. This is – there is something – special about this.”
We were silent for just a few moments when she cleared her throat again and said, “Listen for the click. I’m going to open this puppy up.”
“Listening,” and I was. She breathed in a little more, swallowed, and then that unmistakable click.
“Alright, now,” she sounded like she was relaxing. “It’s show time!”
I was waiting to hear her close the clamp down three clicks and was about to ask her if she forgot when she said, “I’m going to let this one run. It’s getting late and I will have to get rid of this and go eat something good before I have to start on a clear liquid diet and drink that damn goat piss to clean me out.”
“You going to be changing positions?”
“Nah. That last one cleaned me out pretty good and it won’t be a problem taking all of this just laying on my left side,” she told me, “And sometimes I just like to take one pretty quick. I’ve got some more to do to get ready for the reaming day after tomorrow.”
“Won’t your enemas be enough to where you don’t have to drink that ‘goat piss’ or as much of it?”
“Fuck no,” she sounded disgusted, “ya really can’t get around it. No use bitching about it and so I just pour that down my throat trying not to taste that shit. I just do the enemas to have less to shit out. Believe me, if they would let me just do enemas I’d back up to a fire hydrant and flush it out that way!”
“I am imagining that,” I laughed. “I’d pay good money to see that!”
“No shit! I’d sell tickets!”
When we stopped chuckling about that and more or less composed ourselves, I had mentally calculated that she was pretty close to being done or was already done with the enema all but in her. I was all but sure.
“I wish this could be longer,” I said. I had been listening to her make little sounds as maybe some small cramps or something or the shifting of the water in her made from her enema her sigh here and there or make a contented sound.
“Yes, I was feeling that, too,” she said. “I could get used to this – big time.”
“Well, Woody is making a comeback.”
“Woody?”
“My other head,” I grinned when I said it.
“I’m getting wet, too, but – not enough time for me to do me like I like to do.”
“I know,” I sighed when I said it.
“Um, does it take you long?”
“You want to have me whip and ride?” I asked her thinking she was pretty much like I had always known or thought about her.
“Too weird?” she asked. “I’ve just – well – I want to know what you sound like?”
“The way I am right now it won’t take too long. Can you old your enema?”
“Oh hell yes! I’m a pro,” she was saying, “you don’t have too.”
Her voice trailed off when she heard me unzip my jeans and stand up and began pulling them down right along with my skivvies.
“Tell me what yer doing.”
“Did you hear me unzip? I’m pulling them down.” I described to her. “Hey! He’s alive!”
She chortled at that and I sat back down and took old Woody in my hand and started to perk him up as best I could. “Can you hear that?”
“Yes.”
“Would you do me a favor?” I asked her as I was getting Woody ready.
“Yes,” she was sounding throaty, “I can really hear. Wow!”
“Could you move your enema nozzle in your ass while I am jacking off?”
“I am,” she said. “Getting wet – wet – wet!”
“I won’t be able to do much talking when I get into it.”
“No problem – I can hear you perfectly,” she practically cooed.
I worked old Woody and was thinking about her half naked with an enema tube in her ass and thinking about being there with maybe her sucking my cock or something. I got more into it and losing myself in the moment and had no idea what I was sounding like to her. Maybe a freight train with asthma, I didn’t know. But I was letting her know what was going on by just doing it.
In between my throes of passion and just before I came, I thought I could hear her, too, and a few grunts and guttural tones come from her end of the line.
When I came, I really came. Twice within a couple of hours, for me was back to old form. Not as much as I shot the first time, but still pretty respectful. And then came the trying to get my breath back and desperately wanting to talk to her but not yet able.
I got pretty close back to normal breathing when I let out one last big breath, or sigh, and said, “You still there?”
“I’m fucking soaked!” she was half crying.
“Did your bag break,” I asked her with old Woody going back to his natural state and wondering if I was going to be able to track down all of his contribution to this little party and clean it up.
“No,” she said sounding like she was out of breath, too. “Listening to you got me hotter than hell and towards the end I was right there with you. I am still flowing!”
It was now time to wrap it up. And we knew it.
From finding out we both loved enemas to this final little bit of getting off with each other, was something we wanted to explore some more.
Would we be able to?