Men: Do you break wind in the company of your wife or girl friend?

Yes, I will admit my wife and I had pre-marital farting.

I corrupted my husband. He used to not fart in front of me. I, on the other hand, am the gassy gorilla. He’s become much more comfortable farting around me now haha

It's only gas. Unless we think it may really smell bad, we will quietly fart/release gas around each other.

Farting is a definite no-no in front of other people in company.

After you've been around each other for awhile, farting is just not that big a thing. While my wife does not try to fart around me, occasionally she will blow me up then giggle. She is also the original sleep apnia farter. She will blow me sideways sometimes while she is asleep. I don't have a problem letting one go at any time which usually just gets a look with raised eyebrows. If it smells like something just released from a gas chamber the complaint level goes up accordingly. I'm with susie, no big thing but never in company.

No, not in front of anyone, it's rude. Never heard my wife only when she was asleep. Never heard girlfriend either.

Yes!!!!! And blame the dog or kid!!!! And we all laugh!!!!

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I think that it is perfectly natural to fart pass gas etc. and I have yet to meet a friend who is or has remained a true and close friend of mine male or by female if they were offended by such a natural action! As the old joke about the man bitten in the backside by the rattlesnake said as he was about to ask his buddy to suck out the poison, now is when I find out who my real friends are! I don't know; maybe it has been the places that I have worked by over the years (labs, around some animals, and other odious environments) and the type of people I am usually around they would be more offended by a bad case of BO LOL just adding my H.O. LOL thanks for hearing me out. GG

From quite early on I felt comfortable enough in my relationship to be able to fart as necessary, it was also fairly early on reciprocated lol. We'd been friends for a long time before we became lovers and had few if any secrets or taboos. We laughed about it and after all our bodily functions are a natural part of life. Funny though, hers always stunk bad but I really don't mind the smell of my own or funnily enough those of my stinky lil son. He still finds breaking wind and anything toilet related hilarious!

Yes I feel very comfortable around my wife; we have been together for 40 years. Besides she farts more than I do. I never complain, so as not to hurt her feelings.

While my husband and I are fairly liberal with each other, we also have enough respect for each other that this is something never done in the other person’s presence. It might slip but that will be the extent of it.

Lately our farting has evolved into two distinct styles. My farts usually have some form of audible quality whereas my wife has now perfected what I refer to as the "silent but deadly variety." When the odor of hers wafts through the room she will always deny that it is hers. Oddly enough we have a cat that is particularly gassy, but her odor is different than my wife's.

I have no problem farting in my wife’s presence. Not with others in the room. My wife’s farts must be silent - very seldom audible. She is in a wheelchair so hard for her to hide them. Occasionally she’ll cut a “dainty” fart during a transfer. While studies support that men and women fart about the same amount, either she is the exception or very, very stealthy and odorless! It doesn’t offend either of us when it happens.