Guys: What do you call your morning erection?

Pleasant Dreams!

Morning Wood !!

@delia ..... that might be called a

boner. Or morning wood.

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"Hello Woody."

"Well look who's up already this morning?"

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Woody The Woodpecker:-)...

Or 'The Morning Wood'...

I would have to call mine "the past" as I don't get them any more, another symptom of getting old I guess

I always just called it a boner.

Same as Yolo.

A distant memory. 😕

EMHO - Early Morning hard-On

Limpy.

Flag raising

Morning wood

At my age, a welcome surprise!

I have reached an age where waking up stiff takes on a whole new & unwelcome meaning.

A few months ago, just out of the blue, my wife started calling my morning woody “Uncle Jesse.” I laughed my ass off and asked her, “ where did you come up with that name?” She laughed and replied, “because you’re old and always frisky.” We’ve been calling it “My Uncle Jesse” ever since. Lol.

The “dawn horn”💪

The "morning latch" 😃

Hard to resist

Rude to ignore

Hard to resist

Rude to ignore

A very nice description !!

At 76, soon to be 77, I call mine a minor miracle lol.

From back in my school days we used the term "early morning maypole".

I say, “hey old friend, long time no see”.

Years ago, I almost always woke with an incredibly hard, painful, throbbing erection.. I used to like mounting my wife for some relief, but she hated sex in the morning. Can’t blame her. It took a good 15-20 minutes of really aggressive grinding/thrusting to get the needed relief with my morning woodies! So, I usually had to take matters into my own hands to make that thing go away. Now, at age 77, with “terminal” ED, I wish I could experience all that today!

My girl sucks me when im sleeping it its hard but its hard to cum but she is successful alot

Nowadays? A waste! 🥺

Morning Wood