Never Trust a Fart!

A coupe of days ago, after taking a home colonic, I did trust a fart and passed more than gas. I shouldn't have done that and I was left with the choice of clean myself and my underwear or clean myself and toss the underwear. What a mess to clean up! That event left me thinking about the possibility of the same thing happening again. I thought of two alternative solutions. The first was to wear an adult diaper like deep-ends which cost about a dollar and half each. Then the alternative solution came to me. It was to install a "feminine menstrual" pad in my under wear to cover my anus. Enema farts won't bother me again!

Why do they call them "feminine pads" any way?

I ve never tried a mineral oil enema, but I've heard you don't feel it coming. You may think it's a fart,

but it's silent and real messy - time for depends -

the hoseman

I always stuff a thick wad of TP tight against my anus afterward and I have needed it several times.

Never had any serious accidents with plain water. Usually I can feel when there's some solution left in me, and then just "hold on tight" until I get chance to visit a toilet toilet or it's all absorbed.

A large warm oil enema would be very interesting to try! Guess a supply of diapers and a few days off work might be a good idea then.

I have my own personal rule that I created long ago when I first started using enemas. NEVER LET THE FIRST FART GO.

I sometimes end up with a delayed fart! The early ones I assume will be messy, but sometimes an hour or so later I think I have a fart, but blast out not a fart. Hopefully it happens at home,

I will never wear a thong after taking an enema.

I had the same problem the other day when recovering from a colonoscopy. Of course my colon was still well stocked with fluid and gas. While peeing standing up, I let one go - MISTAKE! Fortunately, I was nude, so I just had to clean myself and the bath mat. Yuck.

I had a great enema and when I got home I needed to fart. Yes - alot more than gas came out. The pad would not have been enough to help. Maybe a tampon inserted in my ass would have prevented the mess.

I would use a tampon to take up any liquid Plus adult diaper pull ups just in case

The other day I did not use a Tampon and 4 hours later,I farted and was in the a mess

I would use a tampon to take up any liquid Plus adult diaper pull ups just in case

I have never laughed so hard reading these because after an enema....having made a few messes myself....new trust a fart

I occasionally use mineral oil enemas. Though I use a sse and a plain water enema afterwards, I now wear a panty liner the next day. I learned the hard way. Lol.