Ben Wa balls up the kazoo

This one I almost afraid of performing. I've tried it with smaller balls, but the pair that just arrived from Amazon are as big around as the head on my largest butt plug.

Going to need lots of lube, lots of time, and a medal just like Dorothy's Lion.

Not really, but I am a bit intimidated. These balls are 1 1/2" diameter and don't have a base or cord to pull them out when I think I'm done with them. Heading to the ER with one or two large jingling steel balls stuck up my ass is not my idea of an ideal date. Yes, they jingle as a form of stress relief I guess. I wonder if they can be heard after insertion.

They aren't really ben wa balls because they are much larger than the orbs advertised as such. If I remember correctly they were advertised as a stress relief aid and the box even has instructions on how to use them. Funny, that isn't how I plan to relieve my stress with them.

Just wanted to share my upcoming adventure with ya'll.

I never put anything up there without a cord or base for retrieval. Lots of people get away with inserting billiard balls, apples, oranges, balls etc. and seem to be able to get them out. I, on the other hand "lost" a dildo in my ass some years ago and had to go to the e-room to have it removed. Never again..........

Ben Wa balls are supposed to be used in a vagina, something you don't have, where they can't get lost. When women are done with them, all we have to do is bear down and we push them out. In the rectum, peristalsis can draw them fairly far up the colon if you have been well cleaned out by enemas before inserting them. They will of course, eventually be defecated out if you can't reach them.

My kazoo is too small for benwa balls. It wouldn't make noise anymore.

One more thing, it's "UP THE WAZOO."

A Kazoo is a toy you blow into that makes a buzzing noise. 😁 😁 😁

I did not mean to offend you, Switchablesusie. I apologize.

As I explained in my post, these are not ben wa balls but are larger and, according the instructions included with them, designed for stress relief by manipulating them only in a hand.

All I wanted to do was share a bit of myself here with like-minded people who wouldn't judge me so negatively for my thoughts.

So long.

I'm not offended at all. I was just correcting the word you used for anua.

1 1/2 inches is typical for Ben Wa balls. I have a pair, and that's how big they are. There are larger ones. An inch and a half diameter ball is nothing to have inserted in a vagina. It's a penis head.