Tell the Doctor

I'm sure I'm not alone. You go for a regular check up, as soon as the doctor reaches for her stethoscope your heart beat quickens, when she puts it in her ears you're pounding ( and probably got a hard on), if she comments on your heartbeat do you tell her about your stethoscope fetish ?

I ask this because recently my wife had a chest infection so obviously we both had our stethoscopes out checking things over. When it didn't get any better she went to the doctor who listened to her chest. When he finished she asked if he could hear any wheezing and almost followed up by saying that we couldn't when we listened. I wonder what would have been his reaction if she had revealed our secret ?

Well if the doctor doesn't know about your stethoscope fetish it might lead to a wrong diagnosis when they hear your heart pumping like crazy. And remember if you tell the doctor, only she or he will know it and it stays that way because they have a duty to be silent about their patients. So if you are fine with one doctor knowing your secret then I suppose you could tell him/her.

Stethoscope fetish and huge white coat syndrome. My vitals are always elevated.

My vitals are always elevated, due to white coat, which also causes shrinkage, and it SUCKs. I would much rather be the other way around. Any tips from anyone?