Tips for enema newbies

For those who are more experienced, what things should a new person to enemas. not try to do?

Generally what you're not will to put in your mouth you don't put up your ass.

With one exception, alcohol, while getting drunk through drinking is fine 😉, used as an enema you'll absorb too much alcohol too quickly and you can die from alcohol poisoning :'(

When using a bulb syringe, take time to get all of the air out of it so you don't give your lover an air bubble that can cause cramps.

Never give an alcohol enema without first researching the strength so proper dilution can be achieved. This is not gee I made a mistake, I am sorry, it can be left threatening.

I would also strongly reccomend against alcohol enemas. You can absorb way too much too fast and kill yourself before you "pass out" Unfortunately, the passing out is fatal.

klyster3

I srongly say NO to alcohol in enemas its just to dangerous,,,,,

Stick with warm soap water enemas and use only castile or baby ivory bar soap, Soap enemas are more fun too.

Never insert anything that’s contaminated. Spend the money and use new equipment for a new recipient.. Also never use anything sharp.

Once that "decision has been made between you and your partner"...please go slowly...create that special mood, lot's of foreplay just like you would do with your lovemaking, share feelings, desires, and then "that new special interest"...you may want to have a variety of bags ( colors may add to the anticipation ); nozzles, ( might stay away from that double balloon rectal catheter at first experience); a cake of ivory soap if wanted; astroglide, maybe a butt plug, all nicely arranged in full view say on a sofa, or in the shower, and put the music on, light the candles, maybe do a toast with your favorite drink and then go on your bold new adventure together. 😜

Kudos to our many friends who warn others of potential troubles. And thanks for the support to not be afraid to enjoy the feelings and fun of this interest. That said, I'm wondering about others who started this awareness with the "mother sitting on the bathtub side with (me) over her knee. It was always a bulb syringe, always with soapy water that seemed bothersome, and horrid embarrassment -- yet a quirky joy in the experience of it all. I never knew much about the red bag until later. Then, at age 11 or 12, when parents were gone I played with the "bulb" and was always fearful of them finding clues that their equipment was out of place. Since childhood, I've accidentally encountered some very unusual experiences of encountering others who enjoy enemas. Wow. My only wonder at this time is about those who keep saying that any overuse of this pleasure leads to dependency, and loss of natural control of regular evacuation. Any thoughts on this?? By the way, the Higginson pump has become an easy playtoy to put one end in a bottle of something, inject, and masturbate. Any similarities?

Something you cannot put in an enema that you could put in your mouth is vinegar.

I tried it and got burned. It was not even stock, but diluted. It took 3 days or intense cramping to recede. All the while, non stop diarrhea. I lost some weight but would not recommend it as a weight loss method!

I would also suggest you be careful with the type of soap you use, if any. Ivory or castile is good. Dr.Bonner's does have several "flavors" of castile soap and I tried the peppermint once. Although I only used a small amount, it set my assets on fire! 😢

Chalet

A good practice is to look at the recipies posted here and try them at quarter or half strength to see what your results might be. Then if you feel the need increase to the regular amount in the recipie. I have done several alcohol enemas but will point out that they were VERY VERY mild and one must resist the urge to use what one might consume by mouth as a measurement

NEVER use alcohol of any kind in an enema, it will be absorbed into the intestines and you could DIE very easily. I lady in Texas gave her husband a WINE ENEMA and he died from it. NO ALCOHOL, only water, soapsuds, salt or epsom salts in moderation.

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Something you cannot put in an enema that you could put in your mouth is vinegar.

I tried it and got burned. It was not even stock, but diluted. It took 3 days or intense cramping to recede. All the while, non stop diarrhea. I lost some weight but would not recommend it as a weight loss method!

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YIKES! If anyone ever gets in this position again, you should have tried a baking soda enema as soon as you realized the vinegar was too strong. it would neutralize the acid.

It would also produce gas, so you would want to take it in small quantities. Maybe you were too irritated to even get any water up your gut to wash out the vinegar.

Phew, I've had a few enemas that didn't turn out well, too, but that sounds AWFUL! Glad you were able to recover without an embarrassing trip to the ER!

Jon

I tried the diluted (25%) vinegar solution. For me, it was impossible to hold for more than a few seconds before a convulsive expulsion, even after several tries. No lasting effects though. Can't imagine the result if I had used a retention nozzle.

I learned so much when I worked for the Optimal Health Network.

I must say, we have some very bright members here. I'm so proud of you all for the great answers. Okay, I have the warm fuzzies! LOL!

What I have to say, some may disagree with. Many of you that had enemas as a kid may have shared enema equipment with the whole family and never got sick from sharing enema equipment. That could be just luck because sharing can be dangerous. Everyone needs their very own enema equipment. If we don't share tooth brushes, we shouldn't share anything we put up our culo. (ass in Italian!yes, I'm a hot blooded Italian!)

If money is a problem for the whole family to have their own, at least there are the enema bags you sometimes can buy at the drug store. It could be if you have to share a bag is to have your own hose and nozzle in case of back flow.

Another thing is how to clean your bag. Don't clean it with anything harsh. Lavender soap is great to clean a bag with because lavender is a natural cleanser. Anything you don't put up your culo, don't clean your bag with. A cleanser can absorb into a rubber bag, and can get into you. If you use an enema can, that is much easier to clean.

These are things I learned from OHN, and I agree with what they say there.

Again, many may disagree, but we all are adults here and need to use your own judgment. I play it safe and use natural things to clean equipment with, and clean myself! So I suggest to someone new to enemas is not to share enema equipment, and use a natural cleanser to wash your bags with.

Enemas can be confusing to someone new at it. There are many things we need to know to keep it safe and healthy.

Bottoms Up!

WW

I agree with WW that it is best for each family member to have her/his own bag. I

do think that money was once a big concern in the 1930s to 60s and more equipment could not be afforded.

Soon after her marriage my mom bought our enameled enema can, which was durable, easy to clean and got used for years. I think she used mostly hot water and soap to clean the can, hose and black hard rubber nozzles.

Know your body and what you can do before getting too far from the toliet.

Thinking you can hold a soapy enema and knowing you can hold it are two different things. It will save you cleaning up a mess later. 😢

Don't try to break any records, a lot of what you read about how much a person can take is pure fantasy. When you feel full quit, regardless of the quantity taken, people who take enemas regularly are aware of the fact that from one day to the next your volume tolerance will differ, live with it. Also welcome to a fun board WW, there seems to be a more open group of people here and a less prudish censorship of the postings. Gail would have loved it.

will

I would like to highly recommend not using dish soap in emeas. I tried it once and I thought it was gonna turn me inside out before I was finished. The cramps were terrible.

No alcohol. Stay sober so you can be in control of the situation.

It's always a good idea to test your tap water. There are water testing kits you can buy just about anyplace to test for many things. I have a filtered shower head. I like it for enemas and it's better for my skin and hair! These are getting more popular and easier to find.

Bottoms Up!

WW

Isn't a tools matter, the most important things are soft and careful manners, don't be harsh or rude, use a warm and soft voice tone, play a lot of strokes and kisses, make her feel loved and beautiful, this is easiest part for you, because a full distended belly girl is always wonderful! She is a lucky girl.

Happy E L.K.

A couple of things:

Don't let your eyes get too big for your bowels. Not everyone can actually take two quarts the first time!

Don't get in too much of a hurry! A good enema takes a couple of hours, and you'll need some recovery time! Clear the entire morning schedule.

Don't get distracted!

Cell phone off, Answering machine On, Front door locked, dog walked!

Don't change positions during the enema.

You can get an effective enema in either Knee-Chest or Simms Position, it's even OK to take one enema in on position, and a second enema in the other position, but once you insert the applicator, whatever position you are using at that point, stay with it until it's time to expel.

NO ALCOHOL OF ANY KIND FOR AT LEAST SEVERAL HOURS BEFORE THE ENEMA!

It's better if you haven't eaten in several hours, but if you feel you MUST, at least eat as little as you can stand, and nothing too spicy! If you are planning to supplement the enema with oral laxatives, NO EATING FOR AT LEAST 8 HOURS, 12 IF YOU CAN DO IT!

HI I say just keep it simple to know what is fact and what is fiction work your way up in size slowly do what feels good to you if want something differnt try coffee . how ever good salt and water is hard to beat

No shortage on tips here! Mine is Black, Inflatable, Made of Latex and I love it!

Read the post of others and you can learn a lot fast. Use common sense, don’t go for a new world record, yet and you will enjoy yourself here. Add some information to your profile like sex (Male or Female) and age (truth). Ask questions and you will get honest and sometimes shocking answers.

If you wish to make this as comfortable for her as possible then do not use any additives like soap. Use use plain warm water and go very slowly. Any type of enema bag will work but do not inject any more water than is just mildly uncomfortable.

It is the pleasure you get from whatever quantity you inject. And the anticipation and preparation for your enema. Also, there is no rush. Get comfortable, back or side, and just enjoy the feel of the tube inside you. Let a little water in and then stop the flow if there is cramping or discomfort.

Sometimes after an initial small enema, you may find you can take a much larger quantity of water for the second bag. And make sure the water is nice and warm. A cold, or room temp enema is more than Superman could hold!

Do NOT use peroxide in ANY dilution.

Either the Merck Manual and / or the Taber's Nursing Manuel included peroxide in the possible enema recipes. I don't think it stated what they would be indicated for.

I used maybe 1/4 cup in 2 quarts and spent two or three days with cramps and slight intestinal bleeding. NOT again!

To get back to the soap stick debate (as I know more about this than enema-soap), anything other than Ivory (which itself can be painful) and glycerin (ideal) soaps should not be used.

Which alas means those childrens' "squidgy soaps" that seem ideal for molding soapsticks from should not be used. The additives - added perfumes - are bad news for internal tissue. They will burn your butt and probably make your ass bleed (that's what happened to me).

Which is why I also haven't dared experiment with that novelty "poop soap" even though I like the idea of using shoving a small "lump of doo" up your, or someone else's, rectum in an attempt to make them do a bigger doodle afterwards.

There has been a lot of condemnation of alcohol in enemas here, but it isn't necessarily dangerous. If you limit the amount of alcohol in your enema to what you might drink in an evening, say three drinks, you will get a very good buzz and will remain within the safety zone.

A few points should be mentioned in conjunction with the use of alcoholic enemas:

--Do not drink any more alcohol that day. The alcoholic enema is your limit for that day's alcohol consumption.

--Use caution when moving around when under the influence of alcoholic enemas, you could fall and injure yourself in the bathroom.

--Do not drive, operate dangerous equipment or be responsible for taking care of children while you are under the influence of an alcoholic enema.

--Do not consume other medication such as narcotic pain meds, prescription or over the counter antihistamines, tylenol, cough medicines or some antibiotic, heart meds or psychotropic meds. Better yet, if you are on a prescription drug regimen, ask your doctor first if you can drink alcohol while taking them.

--Use care and common sense when using alcoholic enemas. They are a lot of fun, but carry certain risks.

Play safely boys and girls!