Chinese Sperm Collector

Just ran across this on MSN. I want one!

http://now.msn.com/hands-free-sperm-extractor-machines-offered-to-donors-in-chinese-hospital

You can do pretty much the same thing with a Fleshlight.

Here is the new link. The original file has been removed due to copy right law. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

I think i would prefer the Venus 2000.

THAT REALLY DOESN'T LOOK TO EXCITING.

Sorry didn't mean to post in caps

You must have seen the robotic hand malfuntion in that classic Big Bang Theory episode , i think i'll just keep my manhood in my manhands just in case !!! lol

My guess would be there is no shortage of sperm donors. It looks like it could do as good a job as an old vibrating machine I used to operate. I could get off at work just by pressing up against the machine which always resulted in my cleaning up in the men's room and stuffing some cummy briefs into my back pocket for the rest of the work day.

Cumming To An Outlet Near You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRDFqWx_EiI

~ Sperm Donation Machine

Scenario :

You wander into your local shopping mall & there stands this electronic "wanker". .A sultry voice from within beckons you over to give it a "shot". .No coin slot but a colour screen for instant replays replete with extraction intensity buttons

Strolling over & looking around cautiously out pops JT BONE. . .& you remark to it "OK you hybrid tosser. .show me what you can do". .Gingerly you hit "Full Throttle". .bzzzzzt . .squish. .bzzzzt. .squish. . phhht . .phhht. .phhht. .fsssst. .fssst. .fssst. . .aaaaah ! & it empties the ole nutbag out as you stand there looking just like you'd had a good piss

Crikey these could be a lot of fun if all you want is a quick relief

Don't laugh now because these really are in production with an initial run of 10,000 units

Great idea for sure donors will not be missing

Might work for a kinky roleplay scenario.

Looks interesting , would love to give it a go but in a private setting not a public place