Home made fucking machine.

Have to say I did think "fucking machine" when looking at a midsize paper shredder motor. The shredding roll bearings broke out. Still have the motor.

I tried to build one using an old lawn mower machine. I am still in the hospital.

Sparty, if that is a joke - it is funny. I really hope it is a joke....

I tried to build one using an old lawn mower machine. I am still in the hospital.

OF COURSE IT WAS A JOKE.

I thought it was hilarious.

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Sparty, if that is a joke - it is funny. I really hope it is a joke....

It's getting pretty sad here when people have to be told,

"Hey, I going to make a joke now, so it's something funny that you should laugh at and you don't have to be offended or what ever. . . ."

Doing that really ruins a perfectly good joke.

We're going to need humor lessons here soon.

Never underestimate the level of stupidity people are capable of... If it wasn't so there would be no videos of surgeons removing things stuck up somebody's ass.

Never underestimate the level of stupidity people are capable of...

@afternine You are SO right! Cant forget about the couple that used a reciprocating saw with a dildo as a fucking machine. Of course that's been done all over the internet. But these people put the dildo OVER THE BLADE!!! She was airlifted to a hospital but lived.

It's called gleaning the stupid gene. And just because you are a small engine mechanic, please put some thought in physics before trying this a hope.

I have designed and build four machines for the Express purpose of repeated deep penetration. And with the proper lubricants you can increase the speed without burning up internal membrane.

Science is here for a reason.

My favorite for myself as well as others is the alternating piston that drive both vaginal and anal dildos giving that fully filled and tucked feeling.

Pretty amazing even if I say so myself.

Faith

I know someone who designed one and built it and was planning to market it. Not sure if he did but the process took years. it's not an amateur thing given the risks. even buying one is a bit risky given the lack of quality control in the kink marketplace.

I found that a low-powered vehicle windscreen wiper motor fitted with a swivel-type length of tube and rubber dildo works the best. Besides the motor having excellent torgue for thrust and pull, you also have the choice on setting it on low and high speed when you couple it up to a dc battery charger. It also is fairly silent so you don't have to worry about making the neighbors inquisitive. Hours of hands-free pleasure almost guaranteed.

Does anyone think its possible to make a machine from a tattoo kit?

Does anyone think its possible to make a machine from a tattoo kit?

NO

NO

with the motor and power supply? Not necessarily the frame.

@us2freaksz - Surely thou jesteth!

@Tonyiev - Sounds like a good design. How about posting plans and a pic of your toy?

It's a little overkill, but old treadmills are easy to find and are more than up to the task. Their motors are usually 2-4HP, and they come with a speed control circuit including a soft start/stop function for safety. It takes some doing to attach that to a frame and a slide, but generally sourcing a motor and speed controller are the biggest challenge to build a machine like this.

I have built a fucking machine using a 1/2HP blower motor, it works fine but no real speed adjustment (just 4 speeds from a step pulley). I have also (more recently) built a pottery wheel using a treadmill motor, based on it's performance I'm just waiting for a cheap treadmill to upgrade my F-machine. Treadmills really are a great place to start if building a machine at home: powerful and silent motor already hooked up to speed control, plus some solid steel tubing you can use to make a frame, even rubber feet to protect the floor.

Sartan's BDSM pages used to have a couple in their projects section.

https://web.archive.org/web/20171125082234/http://saroftreve.com/workshop/index.htm

Certainly not home made, but I recently purchased a Shock Rocker online. Although it is purely mechanical, with no motors or electricity involved, it is practically effortless to use and the results are really fantastic! I have only used it a few times so far, but I think I need an alarm clock attachment to it to remind me when to "disengage"! Super comfortable, and you use very natural motion to get everything going.

It is well made, but bulky, and not the easiest to conceal. If I lived alone it would become part of the family room furniture! If you are technically challenged and have a few extra bucks, you should check it out.

Sad to see that Sartan's website is no longer as there was alot of good information there.

Check this out... Simple and funcional.

http://webuildthat.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html

Definitely great info! I really need to start looking for those wiper motors.

There is a certain moderator here that has degrees in Mechanical Engineering and I can personally attest to how well they work. I just wish she would have strapped me, started the machine and just left for dinner… but no. Safety first.

MA

I always preferred working with DC motors. They are quiet and for the most part, have decent torque and won't rip you apart if you squeeze.

Using belts and pulleys just seems like a bad idea when a simple direct driven cam can do the job safer with more variety in speed control. your not splitting logs or drilling a well its an easily damaged hole or holes you are working with.

Check out Kens Twisted mind for inspiration on safe and fun machines http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/KTB.html. I would not like the idea of an ac powered motor hammering relentlessly into me again. I tried a milling machine once that was enough to know it seemed like fun but was a bit nasty for bruising inside my arse.

No big deal easily made. Home Depot and the credit card. Yea and I fixed aircraft and flew them too back in the day.

Another thing to consider is how does it sound and look? If it looks like it's going to rip a new hole into me or fall apart trying to and sounds like a washing machine or clacs and bangs like a ww2 tank no dam way am I bending over for it.

DIMER SWITCH NOOOOO !!!!!!! it just seems really bad. That's AC power in your hand. which is probably lubed like super wet and conductive ZAP!! death by misadventure. Seriously just buy one Kens Twisted mind or just re think this totally. Just look at his stuff and buy the parts.

besides the motor you are working with may become very hot or burn its coil with a dimmer switch bugering with the current. Electricity is not a toy its a serious thing that can do some real harm if disrespected.