Name of female body parts

Any of you ever heard of the woman's body parts as being referred to as their plumbing. Do you ladies like me at times, feel that is humiliating?

What on earth is wrong in giving lady's (or men's for that matter) 'parts' their correct names?

We are, hopefully, going to be in scenes of play replicating reasonably accurately, genuine medical examinations.

Many patients are using these sessions to help them rationalise their feelings when having the genuine experience but who for varied and valid reasons have been unable or unwilling to verbalise those feelings to the obgyno.

I will only countenance the use of correct medical terminology in my 'practice' and, more importantly in pre meeting chat and thus the vulva, the vagina and the urethra etc, loom large.

I've heard that expression too, for both men and women. Isn't there a tv ad for some drug that uses people/figures that are made of plumbing pipes? In a professional or play setting, I would be more put off than humiliated by such euphemisms.

Frankly I wish here in the U.S. we would be a little less squeamish/offended about using the correct names for our breasts and genitalia, it's juvenile. I suppose it could be I'm just more comfortable with it because of my interest in this fetish.

AI C I love your description of men and women's' plumbing. lol That is so cute. I have only heard the reference to plumbing as slang, and usually in reference to males, but it goes for women as well.

I have heard of it as a slang on Television but not in a clinical setting.

Not just female parts but male as well. Generic or unisex, if you wish.

"Plumbing" for the urinary system in males and females is as old as the hills. Not only should it NOT be cause for humiliation, but the term was devised as a euphemism to avoid embarrassment by not referring to medical names. Kind of like saying "privates" instead of vagina or penis.

Many of the terms are regional, and terms that may seem derogatory to you in your locale are the preferred slang in others. So, if a word is fine in some locale, who are we to say a word is bad in ours?

The truth is, I don't feel bad or insulted about any of the terms men use for our sex organs. It's just a word.

Here's a list of female parts that ls perfectly fine with me:

axe gash

bearded clam

Beaver

biscuit

Bits and pieces

Box

camel toe

Cha Cha

Cho cho

clam

cock squeezer

Coochie

Cooter

cum bucket

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT--there is at least one female author that wants this to be a preferred term

dick sheath

festering axe wound

fish taco

fuck hole

fur burger

gash

Goodies

hair pie

hairy love hole

ham wallet

hatchet mark

honey pot

Hoo ha

hot pocket

Kitty

Lady business

Lala

meat sleave

Muff

muffin

Na na

oven

oyster ditch

pandora's box

passport to heaven

pink

Poon

Poontang

poonacha

Punani

pussy

seafood pit

sideways smile

slot

snapper

snatch

sperm bank

squish mitten

taco

tunnel of love

twat

vag

Vajayjay

Yum yum

.

I'll check with my husband for an extended list of male part names.

Penis:

baloney

beaver cleaver

choad

cock

dick

dong

dork

hose

Johnson

lap taffy

meat

noodle

one eyed monster

package

pecker

peter

pipe

prick

pud

rod

schmuck

shaft

shlong

tool

trouser snake

weiner

willy

.

erection:

Blue steel

boner

chubby

Full salute

hard-on

Morning glory

morning wood

Pitching a tent

pocket rocket

Stiffy

Throbbing gristle

woody

I'm sure there are more.

Got a few more that the wife noticed weren't there: heat seeking moisture missle and unit. Great list susie.

Susie...I love your post!! Very amusing 😁

I usually refer to "Little Harry" or "My Junior Partner."

Names for body parts.....HHHmmmmm....

Hers: Velvet Vise

Mine: Love Muscle

A lot of these terms I have never even heard of Plumbing I have mostly herd referring to men not women

I like to hear the correct clinical terms in my roleplay exams, it makes things seem more real. Of course if I end up being punished and some slang starts being used, that's OK!

Susie I'm still laughing at the extensive list of slang names you posted. Great job! I knew many of them but picked up a few new ones that I had never heard before.

Jodi

I have heard different names for female parts but tend to stick to their proper names.

Susie, that was great and fun to read.you must have spent some time coming up with all the slang names.Now ,personally,I call mine BIG ED.

Susie's fan club, Charter Member #2 checking in...(Tin Man what a great idea)

Susie - as you say, just words. George Carlin's (RIP) rant about the 7 words you can't say on TV is one of the best examples of how this is true.

I personally think usage is contextural, and (as an example) I think cunt is a word to be used quite sparingly - mostly referring to a "super bitch". As a name for the female genitalia, well, not one I prefer, but there you have it: preference and context.

More names for the Little Commander:

trouser trout

one-eyed snake in a turtleneck sweater

little buddy (a variant of Junior Partner - thanks Harry)

The General, Admiral, CEO, etc etc (for those of us needing to over-compensate) LOL

lizard

hog

python (again with the over-compensating)

The last three are used colloquially: "I have to go drain the lizard (hog, python)" or, still referring to a trip to the rest room: "I have to go wrestle a python" (lizard and hog not used in this context quite as often)

Who wants to write a lexicon...?

Does anyone else feel this indicates we all might have a little too much time on our hands?

It's pretty hilarious to me...

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Any of you ever heard of the woman's body parts as being refered to as their plumbing. Would this make the dr the plumbering?

Do you ladies like me at times, feel that is humiliating?

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I was remiss in my earlier posting, in that I did not address the original question. To that end, I also find that referring to internal genital structures as "plumbing" is crude and demeaning for both genders alike. People have vagina's, cervix's,urethra's,bladders,labia,testicles,scrotum's,penises,ovaries,fallopian tubes,seminal vesicles and everything else. I often make reference to them by their proper name.

If confronted by an ignorant noob, who deliberately refuses to make proper reference, I embarrass the the dickens out of them by pointedly using correct names emphasizing their poor choice of grammatical syntax. 😃

G.N.

A few more:

cunny

girl parts

pink parts

I sometimes use the term "foo-foo" as a synonym for a mistake or screwup. Guess I will have to be more careful in the future!

This is a great thread. My partner informed me that on a recent trip to a board-certified urologist, the doctor referred to his genitalia as "Mr. Pee-pee". This to a man who absolutely insists on the use of anatomically correct terminology during our med-play! I kind of got a chuckle out of it, my partner did not!

Play On!

LadyDoc

Plumbing usually refers to the digestive system only.

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Plumbing usually refers to the digestive system only.

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That is not correct. "Plumbing" can refer to the digestive system, but most often refers to the urinary system in BOTH males and females, and usually OLDER people who refer to it as such.

One more new one I learned from an online friend: She calls hers "Tinkerbell", because Tinkerbell likes Peter.

Often in the UK an older male - probably with prostate problems will refer to his 'waterworks' though its becomeing more common of late - probably because of intensive publicity about such issues - to openly state that he has prostate related problems.

Yes, I know the thread is about pet names for female body parts but a few people have strayed into the male aspect so I beg leave to join them!

My gosh Susie thats quite a list indeed I do not know how you can come up with that many everyone I thought about you had listed. This is a little silly but I suppose fun thing to think about ha, kitty is deffinately the most popular in women in my opinion. Men jeez...its got to be the most basic one, "dick"

My next door neighbour is disabled and has carers and one of them asked her if she had washed her(apologies for spelling?!) fu-fu!

How about -- Kaslopis?

This has been popularized on American TV and live performance by an hilarious comedienne, Chelsea Handler. I believe she coined the word herself.

http://www.chelseahandler.com/

Remarkable "taxonomy" work from switch thread ended?