Ever give a clumpkin (or blumpkin, I guess)?

Was wondering if anyone's given their partner's oral while the partner defecates (into a toilet). If a woman's giving the man head, it's a "blumpkin," if a guy's giving a woman head, it is apparently a "clumpkin."

Just heard about the practice and was wondering if people actually do it, and what the best positioning for the female on the toilet would be... like sitting towards the front end of the seat, leaned back, with her legs spread wide? Is it even possible or is it just a joke?

My motto's always don't knock it 'til you try it, so now I'm curious.

I have tried to do this to my wife when she is on the toilet. I am her toilet slave and she likes me to lick her clit while she goes # 1 or 2. If she leans way back and pees in my face I can lick her and get most of the pee. I wipe her ass for her and go from there.

I have given oral to a woman while she was clumpkin and the best way is have her use a bed pan with her legs spread wide and go to licking her, also if she want to pee at the same time your in a good position for licking and drinking it as it come out, I had just did it with a woman a few days ago and she liked it next she said she would like me to do while she got and released an enema. I have also been on the receiving end of oral sex while sitting on the toilet really like the feel of it also I have had enemas and had oral sex as I expelled them. So go have some fun

I have given Doc a blow job while he has been trying to expel a few times. I honestly can't tell if he enjoys it or not. I will have to ask him that question. I have also given him a blow job as I was expelling which I find very very hot especially when he orders me to suck his cock. That phrase from him, still to date, is the hottest thing he say so me actually. But I don't think he has ever returned the favor, and I am not sure I want him to because when I take an enema it's a good 1 hour process if not longer from start to finish and they usually wear me out pretty good because by the time I get one it usually pretty medically needed. I have also ordered him to lick my pussy while he is expelling too. I love this and it get me to put his cell phone down for 5 minutes for a change when he's on the pot, lol

Mashie

This is coming from the boy who begged to ingest my fecal matter after having severe diarreah where after eating watermelon it was appearing the same way it was when I ate it. That should have been a sign something was not quite right with this sociopath. Of course I said "no" but to each their own. Just be careful I happened to find a sub that I defended regardless of how many times I was warned about his odd behavior.. All in the name of "love". Seriously the boy begged me to make a suicide pact with himI told him he needed therapy. Yet another red flag I ignored. Bottomline he snapped and ended up beating me up causing severe injury to my right knee. Sadly, this young boy (cant even call him a man) is truly a sociopath wit a plethora of deep rooted problems. I am just happy he is out of my life no telling what would have happened. For all I know I could have been killed while asleep. If anyone has any questions feel free to message me. Let my misfortune be a lesson so no other Domnatrix will ever have t suffer the consequences of what happened to me.

I have given a man a blow job while he pooped. I didn't mind doing it. He liked the feel of it as something to try but he said it was too much for him to make it a regular thing.

I think I am ready to try a clumpkin, but after one or two cleansing enemas, a question of sexual respect facing my lover. If she use a penis massage attachment on the Hitachi, I will not have that restriction.

Thanks for the definition and explanation of the terms, I had seen/heard of them, but had no idea what they were or meant. Edification is a wonderful thing.

I've never done either. I did let a woman release in my mouth once, but she had had several enemas, and was passing clear water, and the alternative was to let her ruin a $3000.00 mattress. Even at that, I felt dirty for days.

I think I need to take a Phenergan, or a Zofran.

I think I am ready to try a clumpkin, but after one or two cleansing enemas, a question of sexual respect facing my lover. If she use a penis massage attachment on the Hitachi, I will not have that restriction.

That kind of defeats the point of doing it.

No. I've never given or received in this way. I think I could wait a few more minutes before I get busy. I wonder if part of the whole thing is how crazy the act sounds. Some people might be spending too much time browsing through the Urban Dictionary website.

To each their own as the saying does.

Blown guys while I was seated on toilet holding cramping and releasing while they talk to me. The man stands in front of me with his erect penis and I suck him. This is really enjoyable for both me and my partner. I am reluctant to put my head near the toilet for a man or woman as the release spray isnt quite the healthiest thing. I guess if I was really horny and excited I might give it a go I would consider doing a woman like that and give her multiple orgasm as she releases and I make love to her pussy.

This comes perilously close to scat, in my opinion! While I enjoy enemas and suppository play, and sometimes accidents occasionally lead to splashing, and even oral contamination, I find ingestion of urine and/or fecal matter disgusting. There's a good reason for our mouths being well separated from our anuses and urethras. LOL!

I've never heard of that. I will say I've done it on the toilet and while I'm in my exam table during enema sessions. It's much easier on my exam table and I find it very sexy and hot! Very interesting!

Never given but gotten.