How do I get my temp taken from a medical professional?

SKIPD said

There are care givers from MDs to nurses and other medically trained personnel, but mostly MDs and Nurse who as far as I know, as I know a few of them who still take their patients' temperatures rectally.

How old are they? 90??

Liquidsky said

Want to have a rectal temp taken at my emergency department? Try being unconscious, two years old or be so retarded and violent that it can't be taken another way. Want to request it? We'll simply refuse you. You think you can manipulate us into taking a rectal temp? Think again. And as a physician you think I'm going to take your temperature? Forget about it.

In the ER there is no way a physician is going to take anybody's temperature, let alone rectally.

Taking rectal temps is reserved for the candy stripers in junior high school. . . . so maybe you WILL have a fantasy of yours satisfied.

If I had a really bad cold with a stopped up nose and breathing through my mouth I would ask if they need an accurate reading and let them do rectal as long they don't make any notes about it on file. But I would ask on what is the oldest ever to have a rectal temperature first. If someone was with me, I would not say anything.

I guess it's worth asking the question, but don't expect to receive a rectal temp. from a doctor or nurse....unless of course, that doctor or nurse is your "playmate.".....In the "real world," where corporate protocol reigns king, you will be dismissed as a weirdo, neurotic, or just a plain jerk, depending on the interpreter. We live in a world where children are being suspended from school for using inanimate and harmless objects, for "pretend" weapons. This moronic, and twisted political correctness, has gotten so out of control, that, who knows....you might actually have the cops called on you, if you choose to ask for a rectal temp. !

You can always ask for it, but that might not necessarily work and you might seem weird for asking. Your best bet is to roleplay. I'd love to roleplay with an actual medical professional, but that hasn't happened yet.

One way: Try to ask for it.

Or a other way: When the medical personal say it´s temperature time, you can quickly get ready for a rectal reading and say you always takes it this way.

For me was the 2nd way one time successful and i got my rectal temp.

I have just the opposite problem! My doctor ordered rectal temperatures alway and the order was entered into the local hospital computer system so they also take my temperatures rectally every 4 hours when I am admitted. If I am not admitted I get my temperature taken rectally every single day by my home health nurse before they change my bandage. One of the nurses told me once the order made it into the computer system for the district it is impossible to take it out because of rules about keeping medical records for 7 years. They say all they can do is add an update to stop taking rectal temperatures but that would show up much further down so they always see the order to take temperatures rectally first and that is what they do.

It is also common practice in my area and hospital district to take temperatures rectally if they suspect fevers or if you have a history of running fevers. I know when i was admitted with gangrene, I was running temperatures up to 107 degrees so they inserted a rectal temperature probe up my anus for real time accurate temperatures up to the minute. I ended up having the rectal probe for 33 days. When I was in ICU for a month unconscious and on a vent, I am sure I also had a rectal temp probe but I was unconscious so I wouldn't know.

So be careful what you ask for!

Hi there! All of my previous as well as my current girl friends get their temperatures taken this way, They just ask a male doctor to do it and each time he does. It is NOT that uncommon as some of you guys are making it out to be. I think maybe 2 or 3 times in 20 years a male doctor has said no and then they just go to another doctor who will as I require them to get it done this way. Much like they get all their shots in their bottoms too. Again this NOT some fantasy but REAL. You just have to ask for it.

Hi there! All of my previous as well as my current girl friends get their temperatures taken this way, They just ask a male doctor to do it and each time he does. It is NOT that uncommon as some of you guys are making it out to be. I think maybe 2 or 3 times in 20 years a male doctor has said no and then they just go to another doctor who will as I require them to get it done this way. Much like they get all their shots in their bottoms too. Again this NOT some fantasy but REAL. You just have to ask for it.

Dream on.

You're much too young to have had rectal temps in a hospital or doctor's office. You REQUIRE your girlfriends to get rectal temps at a male doctor's office. FANTASY LAND.

You're NOT going to get a rectal temp at a real doctor's office or a hospital. It's slow, costly in terms of time, requires special handling of thermometers, I could go on. There are faster better methods.

I am seeing long red fingernails again ...

Maybe they are gentlemen doctors again too.

Dream on.

You're much too young to have had rectal temps in a hospital or doctor's office. You REQUIRE your girlfriends to get rectal temps at a male doctor's office. FANTASY LAND.

Exactly right Susie. Besides it's probably been 50 yrs since a DOCTOR has actually taken a temp (or blood pressure, or height, weight) anyway! Nurses do that!! I doubt even PAs have time for that. A 5 second ear temp or plastic tongue strip will never be turned into a 2-3 minute rectal temp on a healthy person.

And shots go where the doctor knows it's effective. I don't know really anything about medicine but I bet there's a reason some go in shoulder, some go in buttocks and some go in other areas. And it isnt patient preference!

Look, it's great to have fantasies and play with them, role play them, or refine them to really get your rocks off. We all have great exciting stories in our kinky little minds, and we should all enjoy them. But stop trying to pass it off as REAL.

To he who posted #70. You really drank the koolaid, didn't you? Is it shades of Physical or is it made up of whole cloth? I am a male doctor and not only do we not take any temperatures but rectal temps are for children or comatose patients. Do you think we're stupid? I was born at night but not last night.

I have a new fantasy that came to me while I was masturbating. I want my partner to take me to the doctor when I'm sick, and mention that he couldn't get an accurate oral temperature, so he took it rectally. Either that, or something like it that will get the doctor to measure my temperature rectally. Since the humiliation aspect of rectal temperatures turns me on, it'll be extremely arousing to have my temperature taken in a real medical situation with somebody watching. But I don't know if it'll ever happen...

Nobody has said the obvious: marry or start a relationship with a doctor or nurse, then ask.