Fucking Machines

Fucking machines are incredible and I have now had the pleasure of reviewing 11 of them with each having different levels of performance and price. One thing I enjoy about them is the sheer relentless nature of their fucking, they never tire and you will end up tapping out before they do LOL.

Seems like we are going to an extinction process guys......LOL.....we are the new dinossaurs.... 😄

LOL, no we will always need someone to catch spiders and put fuel in the car ;-)

LOL, no we will always need someone to catch spiders and put fuel in the car ;-)

And spend our money!

If you don’t mind, I am happy and content to climb into bed, have this guy crawl in beside me, press up against my ass and put his hand on my boob. That is all the fucking machine I need.

LOL, no we will always need someone to catch spiders and put fuel in the car ;-)

@Joannes_Reviews Dont forget reaching things on the top shelves!! ( and turning off the fucking machines when you need to tap out! LOL)

I built one and received positive reviews from its users, although I really was required to operate it properly... For their safety, of course! 😃 😄

For their safety, of course! 😃 😄

Absolutely, safety first ;-)

Also, don't forget opening tight jam jars too.

This was one of those things I bought from a China site to try it and save $$. I figured if I (I'm a guy) enjoyed it and the device gave out then I could justify another better quality one. It is made surprisingly sturdy and I've had no issues with it. It also weighs a lot to keep it stable.

I've enjoyed the times I've used it, and all but once took lots of time with enemas to get good and clean. That does end up taking lots more time than I generally have to play.

In the end, so to speak, I prefer to be stretched than f***ked so my large plugs get more use than the machine.

It's nice to know it's there for me though.

Hmm... are they really for women only?

Would love to be there when they are used on someone. Mmmm

I recently purchase the machine that is pictured in this album, to use with my wife.

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=gallery;ox=showalbum;ax=7705

I have wanted one of these for several years, to play with my wife, but had never told her until a couple of years ago. She was not really interested in using one when I presented the idea to her. As we learned to communicate more through our sexplorations, I eventually got her to watch this video of a review on a tool box fucking machine. I really wanted her to watch the demonstration portion of the video so after a couple of minutes I skipped ahead to about 39:05 and we watched it together.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=697791227

Afterwards I asked her what she thought. She said the woman in the video certainly seemed to enjoy it and that she herself might might not be opposed to it.

When I decided to actually purchase a machine, MrsFn was back to thinking she did not really want to use it. I ordered the machine anyway and told her that I thought she might like it.

Today was our first time using the machine. While playing DrFn and giving her a thorough exam, a penetration test needed to be performed. Of course this time I used the fucking machine.

I had to make a couple of adjustments on the angle of the dildo and the length of stroke to get things just right for her. Once the adjustments were made, she thoroughly enjoyed the experience. She was moaning, gasping, and wiggling her ass on the exam table as the cock dildo just relentlessly stroked her pussy. I was able to stand beside the exam table at her side and give her breasts and nipples some attention.

While she was being machine fucked like this, she told me, "Thank you! This feels so good!" I then asked her if she was glad I had bought this machine and she answered, "Yes, I am!" She went from being not really interested to realizing she very much enjoyed the experience.

Fn

It's good to know that your wife warmed to the idea and then had a great time with a fucking machine. I love them but admit I haven't tried a Toolbox fucking machine or the one you own. They are so much fun though especially for BDSM or examination scenes as well as forced orgasm scenes.

Well this thread has run for over ten years during which time I guess new products have become available. I am interested in the idea of fucking machines both as a recipient (strapped to the fucking bench & anally machine fucked in the charge of a merciless mistress) or having a roleplay slightly reluctant female partner to whom I could administer much the same treatment vaginally, anally or maybe both at the same time! :-) The sheer relentless aspect of the untiring machine with maybe the recipient begging for the endless fucking to stop is somehow appealing...All of this though brings me back to the original question "is there a really good fucking machine out there?" Modified reciprocating power saws don't seem right at all, Sybians seem just like a wriggly dildo on a comfy bench with not much thrusting going on, which leaves the various flywheel + connecting rod sort of devices. I have watched quite a few porn movies of the subject - some better than others but often there seems to be penetration at an awkward angle or something else not quite right. Has anyone here had a really good fucking machine experience? If so I'd love to hear about it & maybe to identify the product / manufacturer so I can have a go! Al.

I'd love to have one, build one, whatever. It would need to be , functionally, close to a guy's performance, preferably able to shoot 'cum' on demand. I would need to enlist my brother's help with his shop equipment for manufacture but it would be a very interesting project.What do you think?

I know I posted that we now have one and we all love it. You can purchase different attachments and all. We have just been using the attachment that came with it. They have one attachment that has double toys. One for front and one for back. I think we should have gone for a more powerful one because this one you can tighten your muscles and stop it. You can stop it easily in your butt. But my sisters girlfriends niece likes to use it in her vagina while taking an enema and using my rabbit or lips. Okay, I admit it I do it also. My advice is to go with the one that has the more powerful motor that you can afford. You can buy extra attachments later. Oh, and they have attachments for men also. All of us were looking at the one for men and we cannot figure out how it would work for a man. I mean if he was hard in order for him to put it inside the attachment and use it the machine would have to be sitting by his shoulders. Maybe build a short table. It just looks like it would be uncomfortable. But we also thought you could tape the attachment upside down to the other attachment. Who knows. Poor guys.