Anal mishap

After getting drunk I inserted an AA battery up my bum and fell asleep. In the morning when I woke up I couldn't find it and immediately started panicking. I had a stool a couple times and thought if it was up there it would of passed with the stool. Meanwhile I read up somewhere that an object can retract into the colon where there is a bend and started freaking out again. Any way I can be sure there isn't a potentially dangerous object corroding in my colon without a visit to the Doc. I live in a town where everybody knows everybody. No pain so far, just the occasional grumble of the intestines. And it's not a large object, surely it didn't get stuck? Any advice would be more than welcome.

More than likely, it has already passed but on the off chance that it hasn't, the only way to be really sure is with an abdominal x-ray. Now you know the reason they make anal toys; so you don't have to put dangerous items in your bottom!

I hope ladydoc is right Crickey! and that you have passed it in a stool. Pity you didn't inspect your couple of subsequent stools and I urge you to do this for the next few, though it's hardly an enthralling prospect I know.

Depending on the type of battery it could leak with anything from acid to lithium leaking out which sure won't do you any good.

If it doesn't appear in another day or so then you should do as ladydoc suggests, bite the bullet and get yourself off to the ER - they'll have heard of and seen much the same many times.

A caution for sure to anyone else playing dangerously.

An AA battery is about the size of an index finger or pinky. Chances are you already passed it and didn't notice. Just eat a very high fiber diet and drink a lot of water for a couple of days. Take a laxative like senna or Mira lax a few times, and you can be 99.9999% sure it's gone.

I wouldn't worry.

DON'T DO THAT AGAIN OR I'LL COME OVER AND SPANK YOU MYSELF.

Yet another good reason to "keep one's wits about them" when playing.

If you would not eat it- fer the love of #deity..

DON'T PUT IT IN ANY OTHER BODY OPENING.

Seriously, even some things we "Eat" are often not the best to insert in bodily openings. Ginger may be fun to some.. Hotter stuff like DanL reporting a Cayenne Enema.. Or Dave's Insanity as a clit smear self given by a VERY regretful lady.. ALL edg play to be avoided unless your risk-reward calcs are all that much for your reasons.. Still? Even if "Damage" per se is a lower risk- the sheer mind warping levels of **PAIN** from oh- Wasabi... or other "Hot Stuff" can be horrible. That battery was indeed a Darwin Potential to contemplate someone "Less Lucky" having a very grim death from.

That battery SCARES me.

Consider- a LITHIUM cell.

They are dare the pun... potentially- Very Bad News to get wet or just to be near when that fail. In yourr REAR.. could be horridly fatal. Oh- a "Photo Lithium" Penlight cell may indeed fuck your bowels up to needing a colostomy levels even if it fails to Darwin you. But?

here's the reality check on a larger scale. Be careful, eh?

http://www.nfpa.org/categoryjournal.asp?categoryID=2461

You really need to see a doctor. I know how uncomfortable that sounds but they've seen everything. Lithium Ion batters are what set the Dreamliner on fire so weigh that danger against having it removed.

You should go to he ER asap it may be akward to explain but its better than seriously hurting yourself. I hope I never do that when I get drunk.

Look at the date of the original post. Crickey! is presumably a happy survivor of his silly experiment, otherwise long beyond our helping.