Phrases a spankee does/does not want to hear

I have used the following phrases on my 44 year old wife. Any others?

‘Melissa Lynn was spanked this afternoon.’ - speaking to my 46 year old sister-in-law

‘Your daughter has been asking to have her fanny spanked all day!’ speaking to my Mother-in-law

‘If you keep that up young lady, I am going to tan your bottom, is that clear?’ speaking to my wife

‘If you think you are too old to be spanked, young lady, I will prove you

wrong!’ speaking to my 44 year old wife.

‘Fetch the hairbrush.’ Speaking to my wife

‘Now go to our bedroom pull your panties down and wait in the corner for me, you are going to be spanked.’ To my wife

‘I don't care if you are 44 years old, Miss Melissa Lynn, you are going have your sit-a-pon tanned.’

‘You are already going to be spanked, young lady, do you want to make it

worse?’ in front of a grocery cashier

‘Now take down your undies.’ ‘Further.’

‘Now lets get this over with. Pull up your skirt.’

‘If you won't take them down, I'll take them down for you.’

‘Move your hands.’

‘And if I ever have to spank you for this again little lady, it will be even

longer and harder.’

‘Do you want me to spank you right here in front of all these people?’ said at Disney World

Very nice, does she consider the humiliation part of her punishment or is she turned on by it?

Both - it is a love/hate situation. Her panties are drenched but her face is bright red from embarrassment.

About 'Move your hands.' Well, yes and no. I love to watch her rub her butt after every several swats. Her palms are the assuagers, mine are the artillery. Sets up a wonderful and very embarrassing respite.

About 'Move your hands.' Well, yes and no. I love to watch her rub her butt after every several swats. Her palms are the assuagers, mine are the artillery. Sets up a wonderful and very embarrassing respite.

The solution is simple. Do what I do.

Put on a collar around her neck and lock her wrist cuffs to them. With her arms out of your way and her hands around her ears, her butt will be yours to spank or penetrate any way you please.

I love when my wife tells me, " Yes, you have been a good boy, but I am still going to spank you!"

"I am going to spank you, because I CAN, & because I WANT TO!"

"Now get the brush!"

Yes, you do want a spanking, when ever you act like a 2 year old, I know you want a spanking!""

Fetch the belt and ly down on the bed...

"Is it supposed to bleed like that?"

Actually my wife and i know and agree when I have a paddling coming----It is not frequesnt and usually for about the same thing so there is no disagreement---I know I have it coming so either of us might be the one to say "I got to paddle you for this one" or my saying "I know i got a paddling coming": Its bare and it hurts but things are just fine after---In any case i am the one who gets ther paddle and showrs quick and goes over her lap asap though its a long while since we have been doing this---I am always nervous just before i get it!! any other guys like me?

The most scary two words in the English language are bend over! I know when I hear that I am gonna be spanked.

I've been waiting all my life to hear phrases like:

"When we get home I'm putting you over my knee.."

"You need a good, sound spanking"

"Do you want me to spank you right here?"

There are plenty of others, but you get the picture. I was never given a spanking as a youngster. I guess my parents just did not believe in spanking. I know it sounds silly to be envious because I never got something you all feared, but I really wish I could know what a real, OTK spanking, with tears and flailing about etc... really feels like.

"hand me your belt and pull down your pants"

"I am going to spank your bare bottom so hard you wont be able to sit down for a week"

"I've had it with your rude behavior.. now pull down your pants and get over my knee...I don't care that Amy is here...she can watch and see what happens to misbehaving husbands in this household"

"you are one step away from me marching you into the ladies dressing room and spanking your naughty bare bottom so hard that all the women in this store will hear it" (spoken loud and within earshot of at least two very pretty sales ladies in the store)

"do you want me to pull your pants down right here in front of Ann, Tracy and Sherri and spank your bare bottom?"

"tonight I've invited all the ladies from the office over... they are going to watch you get a good old fashioned bare bottom spanking over my knee"

(spoken to her best friend)... "Jennifer please stay here... I want you to witness how I spank my husband's bare bottom over my knee with my hairbrush when he is this rude to my friends"

"do you know how humiliating it has been for me to sit here on this beach and see you shamelessly oogling those two younger women over there in their bikinis all afternoon? well I think its time for me to put you over my knee right now and roast your naughty bare bottom here in front of them and teach you a lesson... I'm sure they'd be delighted to witness your humiliation"

When I was about 3 - 4 years old, my mom said to my aunt, " Leonard has been impossible" , she replied, " When was the last time you spanked him, he is probably seeing how much he can get away with, before he gets a spanking"! No longer than the time she said that, I was being spanked in the next room. This should happen to me today, spanked by my wife, in front of one or more of her girlfriends!

A few of my mother's gems:

"Why am I still taking your pants down? Because, I can't get to the bottom of your problem, without viewing the bare facts, first!". (I was 16, at the time).

"If your mind strays, your behind pays!"

"Keep that behind spanking clean- you never know when it will be seen!"

The first series by the husband about his wife is wonderful!!!!!!

My compliments!!

I like to you use pretty common ones nothing really creative just getting to the point but I have one that I love to ask her:

So did you do anything today that you should get a whipping for? She usually says " Probably but I plead the 5th". Ah, being married to a red head. I damn well she probably earns a spanking everyday for something I don't know about.

Growing up, my wife's mom used the term "Bust Your Butt" to describe a spanking as in " Do that again and I'm going to bust your butt" or " Mom is going to bust your butt". She would say " my mom is going whip my butt" too. I specificly remember her saying " I'm one screw up away from getting my butt whipped" when we were dating so I like to tell her she will get her butt busted.

Speaking to her pretty girlfriend who I have a crush on, ...."see Julie, he may be the one who wears the pants in this relationship, but I am the one who pulls them down... stick around, I think you'll quite enjoy watching this"

"Do you want a spanking?" First off, NO, second of all, this ALWAYS meant I was getting one anyway!

"Your father will hear about this." Meaning I'm going to get spanked twice.

"Go pull the chair out." This was at my grandparents' my grandmother preferred to spank over a particular chair we would then have to sit in because it was wooden and unpadded.

"assume the position"

"get yourself over that chair"

"bend over"

"touch your toes"

or worse, "get your shorts off lad and mount the horse"

are the ones I remember from school

at home it was always

"I'll tan your hide from here to next week"

"Young man/lady, you have exactly 5 minutes to get up to your room and prepare yourself for a visit from Mr Franklin", an oversized ping-pong paddle made by Franklin. The "prepare yourself part referred to having our pants down or off.

The phrases my girlfriend treads

"OK, this one is for real, take'm down!"

"This a real one, so there no warm up so drop'em to your knees!"

After stalling getting her pants downs, " You just just lost your build up, it's going be rapid fire from the beginning, now bare you cute little behind!"

"There's no layering (over pants, panties than bare) for this one, get'em down all the way, we're going to get to the bare issues from the start and that means everything to your knees."

"Alright, this one is a real one, no safe word, no warm up and no protection, get your britches down, girl!" (For discipline spanking our agreement is that her safe word is nullified, her idea).

Before a real one "how many am I going to get?" My answer, "As many as it take, until I decide it stops not you, now push'em down!"

After she lied to me one time, " This strapping isn't going to start until after you lose your composure and began crying, so bare you bottom and brace yourself, this one is going to hurt."

"Bare your bottom completely, this one is going start right off with the paddle and forget about a warm up too."

As I'm pulling my belt off, "Forget about your composure this time, this one is a real one, get your britches down too, starting on the bare this time."

To my girlfriend:

"If you're going to act like a child, then you're going to be punished like one. Go get the paddle and bend over my knees."

"No, I'm not done yet. If you ask again I'm starting over"

"Not as sorry as you are going to be..." the phrase uttered usually indicates things have just begun.

"Go to your room. When I get there I want to see your bare bottom."

A phrase that I have use and have heard, and that was "Your in for a well over due spanking, but first we must stop in the bathroom." That being, if I hear it or use it the spankee is in for a through mouth soaping before her spanking.

Don't overdo it. Especially reenacting a childhood domestic discipline scenario everyone is talking about in this thread. The BDSM scene is too theatrical as is, which turns me off: leather, foot worship, dungeons/candles and other Gothic props, etc. It's not a frigging Broadway play. But a very subtle domestic scene.

Be simple and natural. Don't admit your (the dom's) pleasure of spanking your sub, punished with or without reason. There is always a reason. The sub is always bad: guilty and ashamed. Spanking is for her/his own good. It's implied. No need to spell it out.

@PottyTrained

There is always a reason. The sub is always bad: guilty and ashamed. Spanking is for her/his own good. It's implied. No need to spell it out.

I agree with that.

Among others: "Someone is going to be sleeping on their tummy tonight"!; "Do you want a spanking"?; "I am going to light a bonfire on your behind, young man"!; or the euphemistic: "We need to have a 'conversation' about this later on"!