Looking for online med experiment with doc...

I posted a personal ad for this, but I forgot to mention that I also am interested in doing this via Twitter through private messages since that's my only messaging system I have right now, besides the messages here. Basically what I wanted was a male who can fulfill my steth and BP fetish. You're the doctor of course and I'm the nervous but sometimes stubborn little patient. You tell me you're conducting a medical experiment, and day by day, give me instructions on what you want me to do to myself with the steth and BP. I like being all hooked up with a cold steth and tight BP around my arm, so you give me daily instructions or live via messages, and I do them and then report my feelings and findings back to you. Then you would decide where to go from there. For instance, you could give me breath holding instructions for a specific time, or tell me how tight u want me to make the BP cuff (# of pumps), or ask me questions and stuff. Right now I just have a steth but I'm waiting to get my BP in the mail and another steth. Just imagine you're the doc, use your imagination for instructions, I'll report back and you experiment with me any way you like. Any takers?

Huge BP fan here😃 I'm down.

Sounds tempting 😃 nothing like a regimented self check to get your mind out of being stubborn. I just wonder if a set time would work best or if its better to not know when its coming. Would carrying around the steth and bp cuff sound like too much to ask from a concerned MD ?