Who has been caught masturbating ?

Yes, I have been caught one time, I was near 16 yo, it was at my grandfather's house, I thought I was alone, I was reading an erotic book, I had taken off my panties to masturbate while reading and unfortunately, my grandfather entered the bedroom, he ignored I was there. He seemed as much embarrassed as me, and got out immediately, saying just "Excuse me"...

My much older male cousin caught me pinching one out ..... Of course he came straight in and saw me sat there, rock solid boner in my hand. He pulled me up off of the toilet and slapped my bottom and my hand, telling me off for being so dirty. He then told me that as I'd started playing with myself it'd be dangerous to leave it and that if it wasn't dealt with I'd need to be taken to the doctor.

How much older was your cousin? Already an adult?

Because with ideas like his, thinking masturbation was 'dangerous' and needed a doctor's attention, that was certainly not an adult manner of looking at the activity. Fellow gender-mates ought to know better than to come up with such nonsense.

@agracia

How much older was your cousin? Already an adult?

He was an adult, he was almost 18 years older than me and I now know that the language he chose was very much designed to ensure my compliance with his requests or orders. As I say I loved him and would do anything for him and everything I could to spend time with him. He did lots of things to me over the years that weren't good but along with all the bad things he could also be really cool and spoil me with gifts and exciting adventures.

When I was about 14, my uncle walked in on me and my (male) cousin with our hands down each other's pants stroking away. lol He didn't say anything. He looked away and kept on walking towards the kitchen.

Old Joke

You’ve never been caught masturbating? You must have a good hiding place 🤣

I’ve never been caught that I was aware of, but as a teen, I have a hunch my pervert father probably watched from the shadows a few times.

I remember it. I was probably 10. I was humping my pillow cause it felt really good. Mom walked in. She pulled me out of bed, pulled my pj bottoms and diaper down, then spanked my bare butt so hard & fast. Yes, my diaper. I'm a bedwetter.

Didn't like spanking then....what was I thinking?

Yes, I think I was caught a few times. But always in such a way that I could quickly stop and (try to) hide my open trousers etc. Like sitting at my desk doing homework or in bed. Fortunately never in the full act when no ignoring would be possible. So it also has never been a reason to talk about it.

Yeah my mom caught me a few times and spanked me for it. If anything that only encouraged it.

First live-in girlfriend. I was 22 I guess, she was 20, both of us perpetually horny. We'd been screwing like bunnies, you'd think it was enough. She went to the store. and came home and caught me in the act of relieving my permanent hard-on. She got madder than hell. "Am I not enough for you?" Etc. and on and on. She finally settled down and the make-up sex was great. It was so great, in fact, that I ended up with raw patches on my pecker, and her pussy wasn't in much better condition. We had to take a time-out while we healed up. Yeah, I got caught once.

caught me in the act of relieving my permanent hard-on. She got madder than hell. "Am I not enough for you?"

And yet at the same time many complain they are thought of as sex objects.

Another one of the many contradicting and perplexing notions surrounding sexual relationships.

My older sister caught me masturbating when I was 12 and a half and she was about 16. I had been real horny all morning the day she caught me and kept getting frequent involuntary erections.

After we ate lunch our parents left to get more groceries, leaving my sister and I home alone. My sister then asked me if I wanted to ride my bike with her. I normally would've said yes but as I said I was really horny that day so I said maybe later and she said ok then left. I watched her ride her bike down the highway from my bedroom window, and since I now had the house to myself and thinking she would be gone for around 10 minutes, I closed my bedroom door, stripped completely naked, and started masturbating by humping my bed(since I didn't figure out I could masturbate by stroking my penis until I was 13).

My sister then returned home just a minute or 2 later and opened my bedroom door since I forgot to lock it. As she opened my door she asked "Are you sure you don't want to ride your bike with m-! Oh my god! What are you doing?!" and since my door was behind me my bare butt was facing right towards her. I then rolled off my bed sideways and landed on the floor with my legs bent at the knees and my hands on the floor like a frog. She then walked into my room, looked down at me, started laughing, and asked "Why is it twitching so fast?". I looked down and noticed that my penis was twitching like crazy to the beat of my racing heart. I then closed my legs together and yelled at her to get out as she ran out of my room laughing hysterically.

Then I got dressed as my erection faded away and looked out my bedroom window to see my sister riding her bike down the highway again. I then got on my bike and rode after her. I dont know what I was thinking(I guess I wanted to save face) but I rode my bike next to her as mine swayed side to side die to my legs shaking from the adrenaline rush i was still experiencing and said "I changed my mind I want to ride my bike with you now." as she said "Ok..." in a sarcastic tone before laughing. I then got embarrassed and blushed as i said "Nevermind!" then rode my bike back home before burying my face in my pillow in shame.

A few days later my sister had a sleepover with two of her friends who were pretty blonde haired, blue eyed twins. When they showed up I was in the kitchen as my mom was cooking dinner. My sister introduced us and told me to say hi. When I did they started giggling and I knew right then she had told them about catching me. As we ate dinner at the dining room table they kept looking up at me and smirking. My mother noticed this and smiled because she must have thought they thought I was cute(if she only knew!).

After we finished eating my sister and her friends went into the living room to watch a movie while I went into my bedroom to play a video game. They finished watching the movie a couple hours later and went into my sisters bedroom which was right next to mine, seperated by just a wall. I then heard them whispering and giggling so I paused my game and put my ear up to the wall to hear what they were saying. Then I heard one of them ask my sister "What did his penis look like?!" and my sister say "It was small!" before they all burst out laughing hysterically.

It felt like I had been stabbed in the heart as i felt simultaneously humiliated, enraged, and aroused. I then wondered if my mom and other relatives cared about penis size which made me feel sick to my stomach. Then I unpaused my game and played it for a couple more hours as I continued to hear them whisper and giggle before I went to bed. When I woke up the next morning I stayed in my room for a few hours while I pretended to be sleeping in until I looked out my window and finally saw them dive back home.

I dont know what they were expecting from me at that age. I would estimate that it was only 4 to 4.5 inches hard back then. Now its 6.5 inches hard but I'm still insecure about it thanks to my sister and how the media never shuts up about penis size.

Mom caught me masturbating to a Playboy magazine, and once saw me accidentally ejaculate during an enema. My sister watched me a few times

Caught by my wife. Once morning when I woke up she was out of bed so I looked at the time and thought she went to work so I went at it in bed. Right before I came she came into the room and caught me. Turns out she had a day off I forgot about. I instantly went soft but she came in bed and got me going again. Was embarrassed at first but she turned it into something good lol

I got caught when I was younger by my brothers and ended up teaching them how to do it and had a few mutual jerk off sessions

Never been caught per se but have been told to “hurry it up in the bathroom!”

Twice by mom. Also, my partner has seen me doing it but that's not being "caught".

I was caught masturbating as a youth, by my uncle whilst on holiday, his remark was if you keep doing that we will have the doctor take a look at you, I made sure to never get caught again, as the last time the doctor had taken "a look" at my penis as a boy I had come away circumcised, and whilst I liked my circumcised penis as it was I was pretty sure I didn't want to have a cut done to it again, and any protesting on my part would not have helped

I've only been caught once by my mother when I masturbated in the bathroom. But I was close to the door so I managed to close it immediately after she entered.

I was caught by my 15 year old brother when I was 10. I was humping my mattress one morning and he came in and asked what I was doing. I stopped and told him I wasn't doing anything, he laughed and said "right little bro". I now realize he of course knew what I was doing, because I am sure he was doing it to.

Ive been caught a few times, which probably sounds worse than it is given that it's been over several decades. My ex has caught me, a builder once caught me and my mother caught me a few times. When I was much younger I liked to do it in riskier places, and amazingly was never caught - the times I were when I thought there was less chance of it, ironically.

My father "caught" me when i was a teenager. But as i just started to look at some pictures and didn't masturbated yet, so it was like a minor incident .

I think my brother spotted me a few times as we shared a room

Once at university I was going for it in my hostel room and the guy next door barged in without knocking (and I had forgotten to lock the door). He saw my bit boner and said ah shall I come back later. While I felt quite exposed and embarassed I just said nope I will finish later, pulled my pants on and answered his question. At dinner he had a bit of a smurk on his face when I saw him

I was caught a few times growing up by parents and younger brother. and even my grandfather. more recent was my nephew jhe ust walked in on me. dam our no lock rule.

One might come to the conclusion that your no-lock rule was implemented precisely so you'd all catch each other at some point, @Amy93! 😄

Does your no lock rule include no knock @Amy93 ? Might need to amend that rule. 😃

Ive been caught a few times

More than once shared a bedroom with my younger brother and sister.

For me, growing up, I wouldn't say I was caught but my parents never said anything when I masturbated out in the open, which was pretty much on a daily basis. Somehow, I always knew that this was something to be done in the house, not in public, as well as not when guests were over at the house.