Sex Lies and Internet Chat - Experiences Wanted

Ok Ok Ok Has anyone here ever been deceived or lied to by a participant in a chatroom. It seems kind of odd that so many women are size 4, weigh 118 pounds on the clinical scales, go to UCLA and are getting an A in The Calculus. How many guys promise to pick you up in their Porsche 911 with twin injected carbs, a phallus that requires more than a single ruler. I'm curious to hear the most eggregous tales of deception perpetrated on you. Let me give you an example. (This from another chat)

We'll call her Aeroplane or Aero for short. Meet Aero in a competing chatroom. She took a liking to me. We spoke almost daily for more than a year. I know from the moment she told me that she had to undergo a fiber optic lower GI endoscopy for a pre-employment physical, that she owned an aeroplane , was going to come and give me a ride, that she was in numerous wrecks, looked like Julia Roberts (don't most of them) and had lots of money. Would never give me a phone number, only showed me a wall on it's cam - then two weeks before swooping out of the skies - disappeared.

Then there was Tatyana who brought more strife to my life than my 10 illegitimate children. Always teasing "Oh David I want you to examine me - to probe my inmost parts - I will come and live with you. My dear mother is diagnosed with cancer of the pancreas at xxxx hospital. When she passes to heaven I shall come and be ever so close to you. Eventually and oh how they love to string drama out she "died". What the little Russian liar didn't know was that we set her up. Problem was there was no dead mother (coroner's office info) and worst than that - there was no mother! Oh Tatyana where ever you are - come back to me!

So guys fess up - bare your souls - confession ! Share with us your patient from Hell!

Dr David (the masochist) Laennec spinning in disbelief but chuckling none the less Tatyana come back - DD come back I need to be tortured....

Take me Lord I've heard it all

The closest thing I've had was a guy I had contact with on another site who wanted to meet. We were going to meet for coffee first and see where it went from there. We scheduled a time and place and as the time got close he cancelled . This happened 4 or 5 times. I finally just told him I didn't have time for games. He wrote a few more times but I ignored his messages and he eventually gave up.

As for myself, I'll admit to embellishing some dialogue here and there to make something a more interesting read but as far as the telling of our actual experiences they are as they really happened. Our years in the swinging lifestyle and visiting nudist resorts as well as our own sex life between my wife and myself were very exciting and passionate and made for many pleasant memories.

There is also a story I would love to tell about being seduced by an older man one summer when I was in high school but I'm afraid the mods would frown on it because it involves an adult and a minor (me).

Have no time or inclanation for b.s. got enough with my blue heeler coming in all tore up and telling me it was self defence or telling me it's his beer .

I've met many fakes here. But most of all, I have met too many people with their heads shoved so far up their asses! It's amazing they can still breathe!

Its unfortunate that those who choose to lie about who they are and what they do/say can at times be quite convincing. Once you can separate the truth from the fiction you know where you stand. Happens in all walks of life both on the Net and reality. Whilst I cannot say I have met anyone in the chatroom that is economical with the truth, I have in reality!

So true..the internet helps us to maintain anonymity but at the same time express our innermost desires. I am sure a lot of men pose as women on the internet (i have had some rude shocks myself)