Spanking the wife

I love to spank my wife, for both fun and discipline. However for some reason when I think about spanking her that triggers something that causes me to sneeze. Really. Thinking about spanking my wife makes me sneeze. It is usually just one good sneeze. What could cause this?

I'm an expert on the sexually induced sneeze. In my boyhood all I had to see was: see a mother walking down the street with a hairbrush in her hand looking for her daughter; a man pinching his wife's butt all the way home due to jealousy of other men staring at her; and telling everyone in a half whisper what a hot bare butt spanking she was going to get when he got her home; peering thru my rooming house widow to the room across the alley where a husband was watching a doctor prepare his wife's enema, etc., etc. Always a prelude to a hearty sneeze. Has to do with the pubic hairs coming to attention in too tight pants.

Why does this happen? I've never heard of it.

Now I know why. Thanks donbasilio!

I have administered quite a number of spanks on my wife's bare bottom over the years and while its a great feeling of dominance over her I always just use my right hand - flesh on flesh

I like the see her bottom go a nice shade of pink and know she is getting that stinging sensation

But when I reach that stage I let her get back up from been over my knee

I usually kiss the cheeks of her behind as the 'Grande Finale' of the session...

While I can sneeze on being sexually aroused I have never done so when I punish her like that

This happens to me, actually. Whenever an arousing thought enters my head. No idea why it happens, but it makes sense that "a sneeze is equal to 1/10th of an orgasm" (or whatever the saying is!). It's not a normal kindof sneeze, it gives pleasure in itself (normal sneezes are just irritating).

Sneezing and sexual arousal goes hand in hand for some folks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_sneezing_syndrome

http://www.webmd.com/sex/news/20081219/think-sex-sneeze-more

http://www.esquire.com/women/sex/sex0108

My wife was once given a punishment spanking by a friend. I was not home, he was using my workshop and she turned a tap on that put water over him. Unfortunately for her she laughed at him. Her chased and caught her, put her over his knee, turned her skirt up and gave her perhaps five or six hard spanks on her panties. When I got home she was quite upset. Her white panties had clear dirty hand marks and after I removed them her bottom was not only red but showing hand imprints. I smoothed things over between them. He had done such a good job I couldn't be mad at him. She had a bruised bottom for several days.

This is really interesting - sneezing induced sexual arousal - Thanks for the links @egirlky - there's quite a number of articles that discuss this and apparently quite a few people experience arousal when they sneeze or vice versa!

Wonder if there is any correlation between pregnancy and allergy seasons??

• Woman: (sneezes and moans several times)
• Man: "Excuse me, but is everything OK?"
• Woman: "Yes, it's just that I have this condition where every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."
• Man: "Are you taking anything for it?"
• Woman: (smiling) "Yes. Pepper."