Sex Studies

Dr. Goodfinger,

Ooh, pick me, pick me!!! I'll volunteer, after all it is for science, right?! 😉

Seriously, a very well written ad. If I lived closer, I'd be coming in every week. Maybe more!

What a great idea. Kudos for originality and presentation.

The funny thing is, that I have the feeling that I'd not 'do well' in a real sex study, but participating in a play sex-study seems very enticing ...

Maybe it's something akin to doing military reenactments. Who wants to really go to war and have people shooting and trying to kill you? Pretending is a whole different proposition.

Masters of Sex with you and me and probes. Orgasms till you break the dial. BTW, most of the sex research in New Jersey takes place at Tony Soprano's topless bar, Bada Bing.

I wrote about a similar scenario under a "Master's and Johnson" post. My idea was to have a patient come into my "practice" in which I play all 4 doctors, one of whom is faculty as well as a researcher at a medical school. New patients are required to see all the doctors at least once so that they are familiar with her, and during her visit with the doctor who is faculty, he asks her if she would be willing to participate in a sex study. Of course she says yes, and over a period of several appointments she is subjected to ever increasing levels of stimulation. It would all have to be conducted in a very clinical manner, so there would be no direct stimulation by the doctor. The first appointment might be a vibrator or magic wand held in place by a clamp on a metal stand. Next a fucking machine would be introduced for vaginal penetration only. Then vaginal penetration with clitoral stimulation, followed by anal with clitoral, anal only, double penetration, double with clitoral, etc. Finally, e-stim, light bondage, nipple clamps, different positions, etc would be evaluated as well. During every appointment, the patient would be hooked up to an audible vital signs monitor with blood pressure, pulse, temperature, etc, and she would be videotaped to record her response to the various stimulus. There would be a wall mounted digital stopwatch behind the patient to record her time to orgasm for each method, with the goal of determining the optimal method of inducing orgasm for the patient.

I've had brain scans (PET & MRI) while having cluster headaches. The results ruled out some causes and narrowed choice of treatments.

And I've had to "produce" sperm at an infertility clinic. Neither were particularly arousing.

Even sex can get tedious. When my ex and I wanted a baby, we planned to go on vacation and try to get pregnant. By the end of the week, the daily job of sex was getting very tedious. As the TV ad used to say, "Time to make the baby."

@DrStiffler, love the way you think.

Now all I need to do is find a fucking machine that looks somewhat clinical, a reasonably priced vital signs monitor, and a decent e-stim machine...not to mention a patient who is willing to undergo hours of rigorous testing....

Dr Stiffler, I've already volunteered numerous times!!!