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Some time ago, my wife bought some half-size clothes pins for a project and she had a few extra on her nightstand.
We had recently watched the movie, The Other Woman, and at one point in the movie, Kate twists her husband's nipple as she says, "Tune in Tokyo."
Since we were in bed fooling around, and knowing that I like variety and I like a little pain now and then, my wife twisted one of my nipples and said, "Tune in Tokyo" and I liked it, so she did the same to the other nipple, and I liked it.
Realizing that her hands were needed for some other sexual escapades, she reached over to her nightstand and grabbed one of her half-size clothes pins and clamped it on my nipple and ooooooh, it hurt so good! Seeing that I liked it, she grabbed another clothes pin and attached it to my other nipple and it hurt oh so good, too.
So the half-size clothes pins serve as nipple clips for my half-size nipples. Makes me think that I should go to ExtremeRestraints.com and purchase some actual nipple clamps, or a Magnus Magnetic Orbs Ultimate Set, or the Tyrant Spiked Clover Nipple Clamps, or the Primal Clover Nipple Clamps, or the Extreme Sensation Claw Clamps, or the Tweezer Clamp Set, or Nipple Clip w/Magnet Weights, or the Stainless Steel Nipple Vise, or the Light-up Charm Decorated Nipple Clamps, or the Captive Heart Padlock Nipple Clamps, or the Twin Screws Nipple Press, or the Ornament Adjustable Nipple Clamps with Jewel Accents, or the Daggers Double Chain Nipple Clamps, or the Cuffs to Clamps Connection Kit, or the Chimera Adjustable Bell Nipple Clamps, or the Dragon's Orbs Nubbed Silicone Magnetic Balls, or the Mag-Points Magnetic Clamps, or the Rings of Fire Nipple Press Kit, or the Firecracker Clothespin Body Zipper, or the Avacus Vice Double Bar Pincher, or the Young Forceps, or the Spiral Nipple Extender with Barbel, or the Power Pins Magnetic Clamps, or the Mary Jane Nipple Clamps, or the Slave Chain Nipple Clamps, or the Crowned Magnetic Nipple Clamps. Or maybe I'll just go for the Steel Bra with Leather Straps for $274.95
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