How do you get Dr convinced to order hospital enemas

I am going in to hospital for a procedure unrelated to any GI issues. I would love to receive an enema while I was there. Has anyone any suggestions?

I told my Dr that I had a childhood birth defect resulting in a "Mega Colon" and totally dependent on hi volume enemas. No problem.

the boxcar

A long time ago I was in the hospital with a ruptured appendix. I had a double room and the they guy in the next bed got an enema. I was pretty enema experienced at the time and I knew what was going on behind the drawn curtain. There was a lot of whispering and some serious grunts and groans and I asked the nurse what was going on, even though I had a pretty good idea. Her response was simply "He's having a procedure." Under other circumstances I might have asked for the same procedure but my gut was already pretty sore.

You don't! You take one the day after you get out.

They discharge people faster and sicker than they used to.

Partly it's insurance, but partly it's the fact that, if the person just needs rest, and is not in immediate danger, most people get that better in a familiar surrounding.

I went into hospital for my procedure and told nurse the truth that I have a spinal problem that leads to constipation and that I had not had a bm for 2 days. They put me on stool softners. I told her the day after the procedure I still couldnt go and they gave me a dulcolax without any good results. I complained that I was very uncomfortable and she had to talk to Dr he ordered a fleet. I told him that I would prefer a tap water enema and He ordered it for me The whole ordeal was very clinical and not as exciting as I thought it would be

It would be much more exciting if the Nurse came in the room unexpectedly, and was pushing an IV pole with a Big Bulging Enema Bag hanging from it....