Urine Samples during a play Exam

I have been wondering how many play Docs have their patients provide a urine sample during a play exam? And if, you have your patients provide a urine sample, how many play Docs observe the sample while it is being given?

Personally, I have never done this with a play Doc nor in real life. I have never had a job that required providing a urine sample, so it would be a totally new experience for me. I think that I would only do it, if the play Doc really insisted or threatened me with a spanking if I failed to cooperate. Then, I wonder which one I would choose 😉 .

Lady Teddy

I always request a urine sample for analysis. I ask for it to be provided when the patient goes to change into a gown.

I give instructions as to how the 'clean catch' sample should be provided. For women, to hold open the labia with two fingers in a 'v' shape, wipe downwards ONCE over the urethral meatus with a moistened swab. For men retract the foreskin if present and wipe the urethral meatus with a swab. For both sexes then to start to urinate into the WC pan - then stop - urinate into the specimen container - then stop - finish urinating into the WC pan.

This gives a 'clean catch' specimen which I dip with a 10 point analysis stick, timing the results against the colour chart on the stick container. It's one of the few pathological checks that the playdoc can perform as adequately as any professional.

I have sometimes observed the provision of the specimen but never with a new patient.

The alternative method of obtaining the specimen is via a catheter which of course is a procedure sometimes requested by the patient. Obviously this method of observing the specimen provision is observed.

Providing a sample via catheter is something I would enjoy a great deal. Sign me up!

LadyDoc

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Providing a sample via catheter is something I would enjoy a great deal. Sign me up!

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Next time I'm in the US ladydocisin !!!

I always insist on a urine specimen for testing. then i use my Accutest URS-10 test strips to check for a multitude of issues with the urine, usually right in front of the patient. also, after the DRE i use a speculum and retrieve a fecal sample for seracult fecal occult blood testing as well. i believe that's a good policy to have during an exam.

When I go to ginecologist here, he takes sample of urine by catheter. It is standard and have had it done many times. It is uncomfortable but does not hurt. He first puts in a syringe of 10ml of xylocaine gel and waits for 5 minutes and then inserts it and leave it in for about 5 minutes. When I play I do the same!

Great question Lady Teddy. I always give a sample via cup, urinal, or cath. It is always a pleasure to be observed as is commonly done in the case of a drug test. Catheter is just as pleasurable. Bladder capacity testing and renal function studies are also enjoyable.

I don't always have my patient's provide a urine sample during a play exam. Although, if I understand that my patient likes the nuances of embarrassment or I want to test her submissiveness to Doctor's order, I will tell her she needs to provide a urine sample for an infection or drug testing. She is most definitely required to pee in front of me for observation which elevates the patient's emotions of exposure and naughtiness. After many minutes, if a patient has a shy bladder, she is forewarned that a urine sample will be obtained from her by the 10fr self-cath sterile method, and she will also get a bare bottom spanking for being so modest about peeing in front of the DR. Lady Teddy, I think you would pretend to have a shy bladder on purpose...hee hee :-)

Giving an urine sample should be a standard procedure during the play exam. I find very exciting (and embarrassing, of course 😄 ) when the play doctor watches his/her patient and asks the full volume of the bladder into the sample jar. It is good to measure the time of urinating and calculate the flow rate. Then the sample may be used for analysis.

I cannot recommend taking an urine sample via catheter by the play doctor. It is an invasive procedure which could introduce an infection into the urethra.

It is even more embarrassing when the patient can't produce any urine because of nervousness. It takes all the doctor's skill to coax him to produce one 😃

I always make my patients give a urine sample in front of me. I've only had a small handful that were too pee shy to do it or had a totally empty bladder.

I sometimes have difficulty producing a sample, which can be very humiliating/embarrassing. If I know I'm going to have to give one, I drink a few glasses of water quickly beforehand. But you have to judge the situation.... you can be left hopping from one leg to another, waiting for the doc to ask you to provide a sample! 😃

I have never had a play exam (but hope to soon) and I would expect to be asked for a urine sample as part of a complete exam. Normal, right? It would be best if the play doc insisted on watching me pee into the cup. I'm not embarrassed easily but I like the idea of having a female watch me pee (it's not embarrassing but it is exciting).

I had a RL experience like this recently. I was in the hospital for an over-night stay after a vascular procedure. I was connected by wires to monitoring equipment and could not go far from my bed. I was required to save all my urine in a bottle. I woke up in the middle of the night and needed to pee. I sat up in the bed (in the dark) and moved down to the foot of the bed and put my legs over the side. I picked up the pee bottle, pushed my hospital gown aside, put my penis into the bottle and started to pee. I was about half done peeing when a nurse burst in the door. "Are you all right", she said. lt seems that when I moved down in the bed I had inadvertently pulled the plug on my monitoring equipment which set off an alarm at the nursing station. I said yes I was okay I just needed to pee. At that point, what I wanted was for her to come to my side and watch me finish peeing and then take the bottle from me and then plug me back in. Unfortunately what actually happened was that she stood by the door, behind me, and waited until I finished and then took the bottle.

Yes I always ask the lady for a sample which is then tested with a colour coded dip-stick. And a second sample can be taken later on in the appointment with a catheter if required.

Most women prefer to provide the first specimen in private but anything is possible in a play examination...

Dr Philip - The UK Play Doctor.

When I have to give a urine sample when the doc is watching I have great difficulty in doing that.

I'm very pee shy and somehow I can very rarely pee when someone else is watching. I prefer to go to the toilet.

I think it is hot to be in your briefs and told to pull out your penis and piss in a cup in front of the doc

It is very exciting to stand there, pull your dick out and have to pee ... but somehow this is very difficult for me !!! I can never pee when someone's watching !

I'm like you Boa.... I love to give a sample but find it difficult sometimes. The best thing is to make sure your bladder is full before the exam, and if all else fails ask the doctor to run the tap in the basin. That always helps me! 😃

I have ! Loved it !

Guilty..I do like to collect a sample for the lab..supervised

Generally I require an observed urine sample during a play exam. I have an antique clear glass urinal designed for females that I prefer to use. The clear glass allows a full observation of the event and quite often one can even hear the sound of the stream hitting the glass. Plus the warmth of the urine quickly spreads through the glass.

Since my pre-exam instructions include drinking lots of water or coffe or tea, and I request my patients do not visit the bathroom for at least an hour or two before the exam, getting samples is generally not difficult.

Many of my patients find it difficult to pass a sample in front of me, even if they have followed my instructions to come to the examination ready to provide a sample. It often helps if I get them to drink a glass of cold water quickly (the fluid goes much more quickly to the bladder if the water is drunk quickly than if it is sipped). 😃

I'm a shy pee"er . I just couldn't do it in front of some one ,even during med play . For my employer we randomly get selected for a drug / alcohol test to comply with the federal standards in the industry I work in . Getting that dreadful notice stating that I have to go to the local clinic for a D/A test . I try to drink a lot of water before I go to the clinic. The clinic has special bathrooms for the D/A test . They do have a camera inside so the nurse can watch you. A patient only has 10 minutes to give a sample . If you exceed the time allotted , you have to wait in the waiting room until you have that urge to purge. They are very strict with the rules . They will not let you leave the clinic without a sample . If you do leave without complying , my employer can actually fire me.

I've not managed to have a play exam yet, but would like to be required to provide a witenssed urine sample. As an uncircumcised male, I think that it would be even more embarassing to have the doctor perform the foreskin retraction (and cleaning) to ensure a "clean-catch" sample. Not sure whether I would actually be able to provide the sample.

The alternative of the sample being obtained by catheter is also interesting.

Fortunately, have never had to provide witnessed samples in real life either.

I like to provide a sample for my playdoctor. Still not sure how I feel about the issue of being observed giving the sample or not, I suppose i could go either way on that.

I've had to pee while being observed during a series of tests once when I was having acute urinary retention issues. I have to say that I've rarely felt so ... open ... even when giving birth or feet in stirrups. It was something about my "doing" something instead of sort of being done to, I think ...

Anyway ... hot memories.

Jinny, When the doctors got you ready ..then were you told to start peeing? Were you able to start ...knowing they were watching? Does sound very hot.

They set up the instrumentation and I sat on what was something like a camp toilet, but there was some receptacle that measured how much urine was being produced per second. There was one woman and one man in the room (a standard laboratory room, probably 15x15 feet, not a rest room) and I was told to ... pee.

Afterwards, I was cathed to measure any urine left in the bladder.

Later that same morning, I was then cathed with a Foley and a probe was put in my rectum that measured the resistance of my muscles, I think. They began filling my bladder through the catheter and I was supposed to tell them when I felt the urge to pee.

Then I assume they wanted the exact amount they put in to come back out...making sure you were emptying your bladder.

I was asked to give a urine sample only once in a play exam at a New York clinic. They sent me down the hall to the restroom in a hospital gown with my butt poking out the back. I peed into a collection cup in the privacy of the bathroom and then returned to the exam room. The sample just sat on the counter for the rest of the exam and not mentioned or noticed in any fashion. The only exciting part of the UA experience was walking down the hall in the hospital gown.