Monsters or diaper rash

I was wondering what would you little guys and gals think is worse:

To spend the day in a dirty and wet nappy. The reason for this is that you were so afraid of the monsters that live in the potty. The monsters that, when you sit down to use the big boy/girl potty, will chew on you tender bottom. Because you don't want the monsters to chew on your bottom you refuse to use the potty. You will only use the nice, warm, soft nappy that is on your bottom. Since you then spent the day in your messy nappy you would have a bad case of diaper rash.

Or would you try to be a big boy or big girl(like Mommy and Daddy would like you to be) and use the potty instead. This same potty that may have monsters lurking, waiting ever so patiently to take a taste of your young tender bottom. (You know that monsters enjoy chewing on young tasty little boy and little girl bottoms).

Please let me know how you feel on this. 😃

I'm going with staying in my messy diaper. It's not fun having a bad case of nappy rash, but I don't like those monsters in the potty no way no how!!!

No, I'm not going near that potty!

I'll just have to hope mommy will understand about the monsters, and not make me stay in a messy wet diaper to long.

Thank God for diaper rash cream! Now lay it on me mommy!!! 😁

While I love staying in wet messy droopy cloth diapers and plastic pants, I'm not crazy about diaper rash and would hope that my mommy or babysitter would check my diapers to see if I need changing and if I did would promptly change me.

Ohh miss this one is easy to answer!!! Whats worse to feel ? A diaper rash? Or some monster chewing on your butt? See what i mean miss? easy to answer realy. Give me diaper rash because i want my bottom there and not in some monsters stomach . I knew that stupid potty thing would rear its ugly head again sometime!! When will mommy ever realize ? this boy will not use a potty ! EVER!!!! I dont care if im 42 years old that potty thing scares the hell out of me. 😉

😁 give me the diaper Miss. Ain't no monster gonna chew my butt. daipers aren't as scary either. LOL

Butt what if the monster only nibbles on your tender bums. Then when the potty experience is all over Mommy or Daddy could give your nibbled bottoms lots of nice kisses before putting ointment on, then putting you back in your diaper? 😘 😘 😘

I am sure there is something lurking down in that potty. Let MamasBoy try it first. Just maybe the Monster likes Italian better. ???

"Italian.....YUM!!!! " says the potty monster. >😄

OK and this very reason why i refuse to go on the potty !!! thank you for making my mind up for me 😉

Still not going potty!!! Nope! Not going to chance it, and who's to say that monster is going to stop at my butt ??? Mommy say I need to do pee pee on the potty, as well as poo poo's, and you know what that means. Not just my butt !!! 😜

😃 Aww Miss, If you promise to hold my hand and that the monster is only going to nibble, then maaaybeee I could try the potty. Hey, what if it is a really big monster and a nibble is my whole butt? huh? 😢 what then?

OK miss ill make you a deal if i see elf or luvs or 2bdiapered make it and survive ill think about it!! But i cannot make you promises here. I have to admit im very scared and unsure . I mean i have become quite attached to my butt over the years and well i would kinda like to keep it if i could please :'(

I have contacted the Monster's in the potty association(the MPA) to find out if they could possibly stop chewing on little boy and girl bottoms. It took some arm twisting, and some stern disciplinary action(which I was ever so quick to dispense). They finally agreed to not chew any more bottoms while they are sitting on the potty.

Butt.....

They will be licking them instead. I am sorry that I could not do any better for all you dear little ones. I do not know how they may lick or how often, but they will be licking.

😎 Do I detect a small amount of self gratification in the tone of your voice over the dispensing of disciplinary actions?

I think we can all take a little licking from time to time all in the thoughts of safe bottoms at potty time. 😜

Well, this licking thing sounds better then an ass chewing. At least at first, for me personally my question is, is the monster male or female? I mean, I might have to dress a bit sissy for mommy at times, but I'm still heterosexual 😃 I'm not to sure I'd want some hemonster going to town butt licking me on the potty! Who knows what will go on below me once I'm strapped on to that thing ??? 😮 DIAPERS PLEASE! As long as we have a good supply of rash cream 😜

Just remember kids nobody likes a quiter in life!!! So therefore i will not quit diapers. Sorry miss to disapoint you ,but my diapers can be removed when they pry them from my cold dead butt when im dead!!! Now enough with this potty crap talk im wet and need a changing please someone! 😁

OOW that's a thought! Your diapers pulled from you upon death, and who knows where they may show up ??? I get this vision of a wash line draped over the back of the coffin, with diapers and plastic pants hanging from it 😮 Or a package of pampers with flowers sticking out of them! 😁

Still not doing the potty!!!

LOL well when i get married if ever that is you guys can tie baby bottles and rattles to the limo for the ride over to the party!!! And instead of brides room we can set up a nursery for her to change me before the fun begins !!! LOL Wedding favors will be rolled up pampers with those yummy candy almonds in them lol!!! And of course at introductions im sure mommy will make sure i got the cutest of baby outfits to pimp for the crowd 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😳 waddleing all the way to the head table crinkle crinkle crinkle . I am sure ill get a few laughs from some and aww how cute from others !!!

Diaper wedding cake? 😁 Please, no chocolate pudding for desert ???

I don't care what we have for dessert just so long as mommy doesn't make me wear the bib with everyone watching!!! 😳 Bad enough she made me walk up there while everyone watched us and her patting my bum and dragging me by the hand threatening to give me my paci if i don't stop crying like a baby!!! I think i want a divorce already.. now only if she will take these stupid mittens off of me and let me out of the highchair from the head table!!! How am i gonna dance the first dance if I'm locked in here? :'(

Ha ha! You're lucky you didn't get the harness and leash thingy, bells and all, put on right after the ceremony!

Mamasboy I can just see you in your little black shorts, black jacket over your little white shirt. Your tie would probably be gone by the time you got to the reception, too constricting. You'd waddle you nicely padded bottom to your high chair. The fit you'd throw until Mommy let you get down from your high chair would probably be a big one. Though I could see Mommy taking care of that tantrum later in the nursery when the two of you are alone. Yep, can't wait for that day. Or the one where we say our last good bye. I'll be sure to tuck a couple extra diapers in the casket with you and teddy too. So you will be well taken care of in the here after.

Hey MB, can I be your best baby? No man should have to face all of that alone. A licking hemonster? Hmm, still pretty scary in that potty Miss. I will definitely need some hand holding, if you want to try and train me, you gotta hold my hand. Otherwise, give me my diapers back.