Replacement for Bananas?

Hi guys.

I REALLY want to play with bananas, but I get an allergic reaction to them, when I put them up my butt - it's, as far as I know, latex-allergy :/

Do you have any good ideas of what I could use instead?? My mind can't really come up with something useful??

Avocados? Shoot that up the tailpipe, mix in onion,tomatoes,basil ETC..Poop Guacamole!

There are cherry tomatoes, marshmallows, and grapes.

Hi MissStress 😃

Won't the sugar from the marshmallows be absorbed in the colon/bloodstream?

But - how does it feel? - any problems with flushing them out afterwards ?

I don't know about the sugar in the marshmallows. I hope someone else who may know will post so you will know. But if sugar is an issue for you, don't do them.

Marshmallows go in pretty nicely. Just wet them and they will get slippery. Butt.....when they want out, and they will want out, you must be careful. Marshmallows float and don't like to be flushed. My sub has a time getting them to go down. lol They give a full feeling. Just using something different than water or banana.

Hello MissStress,

Marshmallows are an excellent toy. As you know they are soft and become slippery when wet.

I like to do a cleanout, such as Fleets, then insert 2 glycerin suppositories and 1 Dulcolax suppository followed by marshmallows until I get a full feeling, (usually 8.)

I diaper up and wait for results. The marshmallows tend to "pop" out with a most satisfying feeling. If I do not get them all out with the suppositories, I'll inject some glycerin liquid; this clears out any remaining marshmallows.

The subject of sugar is important to anyone with diabetes or who is on a weight-loss diet. Those folks should avoid marshmallows rectally or orally, they drive up sugar levels rapidly.

Thank you Stephen, I was thinking they could, but wasn't completely sure.

I ask me about the use of ping-pong balls , with a Fleet or a Dulcolax ?

They are large enough without to be too large and it is possible to fill so much as needed to feel the fullfillness .

Hello,

I tried the Marshmallow feast last night. I followed Suzi's and Miss Stress's instructions, many thanks ladies, and had no problems popping a whole bag inside me. I gave myself a thorough cleanout as an entree and "passed" on the pot later in the evening so had no problems with floaters in the toilet! The sensation was "interesting" - particularly the bit on the pot - but in truth I think I prefer a butt plug. Severin Large or even better A Bomb are just so filling. Having said that I'd find it hard not to pick up an extra bunch of bananas from Sainsbury's (local grocery store for you good people in the US) if they had green ones on display! Thanks once again ladies. Its good to know that you can try "alternative" play with out endangering your most essential orifice!

Glad to help out. Yes, you don't want to damage or injure such delicate tissue, that would make it difficult to have any fun. So play safely. Remember if the bananas are too green they may plug up the toilet. A nice in between of green and ripe is best. Or if they are ripe, put them in the freezer for a few minutes to solidify them up a bit for insertion.

Thank you MissStress....I just tried the Marshmallows. I was able to get 5 in followed by a plug to hold everything in place. I was able to manage for about 30 minutes then had a violent urge to go. It was mind blowing. Almost better than an enema. I am going for 10 next time. Thank you.

Glad you enjoyed the idea johnthomas. 😄

Hello MissStress,

I am trying to develop a way to put 5-10 cc of glycerin into a banana, marshmallow or some other object which will melt or break apart once inserted. My idea is to insert the "loaded" object then diaper up my GF and go out to a public place like a mall. When the glycerin is released she should have an interesting time attempting to retain. I have not found a suitable "vehicle" to carry this dose.

Any safe ideas will be appreciated.

Hi all! Is it safe to put food up there and leave it there?

You could try using other fruits or veggies. Try experimenting with different ones like cucumbers, zucchini, etc. You can even use a potato and carve it into various shapes.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, why then doesn't a banana a day keep the politician away??

Roma tomatoes are great there are assorted sizes, there smothe...and it you squeeze hard enough you get tomato juice I get four to five in easly.

Cucumbers, squash, carrots, dog toys, anything with a penis shaped handle like a hair brush, paint brush. There are millions. Use your imagination.

Two words: ENGLISH CUCUMBER.

They are slightly wider than a banana but almost twice as long and easily insertable with lube and a little anal dilation.

Scrub the outside with a scrubber sponge to smooth the surface and in it goes.

Don't forget that you can put most any insertable object in a condom for safety.

Just a little hint .. or warning .. when you use a cucumber and wash it off good and if you don't peel it .. u might want to put a condom on it. The reason is that .. a couple of seasons ago .. i had this craving for cucumbers ... 😉 ... and got pretty busy with one .. not just for curiosity's sake .. i got really busy .. but afterwards .. i noticed a slight green tint where it should have been pink ... ... ... even more so around back where it was a tighter fit. From then on .. i use a vegetable wash .. like 'Fit' .. lots of washing to get any chlorophyll off of the cucumber and a condom ... ... ... not a bad idea for carrots either.

Chlorophyll is completely safe and many use it as a supplement in their diet.

True, but a green anus is just way out there

So are people who stick vegetables and other things in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Switchablesusie ^^^^ Thanks 4 the laugh... made my day !!

So are people who stick vegetables and other things in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I resemble that remark. 😉

Might be something to try for St. Patrick's Day. "Hey!, you aren't wearing any green!" Uhhh... wanna bet?

David 😃

I guess I have to agree Sus., and I will have to count myself in

Marshmallows are an amazing substitute

You could try a nice cold cucumber from the fridge ,

Marshmallows are an amazing substitute