Just for fun; Required by a leading Adult Incontinent Brief Manufacturer.

Job will be in the evening and nights five days a week. Our new Employee will be required to wear our new product for the evening and then through the night. No bathroom privileges will be given and all personal excretions will be in our new Adult Incontinent Briefs.

Entertainment, Food, Non Alcoholic Drinks, and Hygiene will be provided by Professional Care Givers. Both are Nursing School Graduates and are very familiar with the care of people that require Adult Incontinent Briefs. Both Ladies are skilled at giving Enemas and many other Methods of loosening the bowls if required.

The successful candidate will be paid once every two weeks at a rate of $25.00 an hour plus all benefits.

Send all Resumes to Zity.Biz ; Care of the Product Development Manager's Office. Switzerland

Well I don't know how to post a Resume, but I'm a #19. That's five number two's, "poos" six number one's, "pee's" and a number one and two per night. ???

You got to love the logistics of that. Can you give us size and fluid volumes. You know there has to be some Science involved here too.

17, ten pounds #two, three gallens #one, and I forgot to mention the four cubic feet of methane gas. 😁

A red neck diaper hick liken mine self dunt know much bout cince.

You get puffy plastic pants syndrome do you? 😎

Yes the methane gas blows them up like a balloon. Once I got to close to a lit candle and they blew up shooting me across the room and there was black soot ash, poop, pee, and diaper fragments scattered all over the room. 😮 We had to call the Haz Mat team to come in and clean it up. 😳 You should have seen me trying to explain to them what had happened to cause such a mess.

We could turn that into a Renewable Natural Gas Source. Cut down on all the holes we drill in the earth.

Last night I was once again contacted by those three little blue beings, they had landed their space craft in the back yard and knocked on my door. One introduced him self as Yahnyon, he asked me a lot of questions as to just what kind of food I would require to produce gas. Then he offered to take me all over the galaxy if I would supply them with the fuel they so desperately needed to run their craft. What do you think should I go with them? :-\

If they have another opening I am free.

They said it would be OK to bring a friend. Hay let's have them take us to the milky way and see if any of the asteroids are shaped like boobies. 😄

Ummm they dont call it the milky way for nothing ya know lol!!!

Cool sign me up

It would be vary interesting and something fun and easy to get paid for. I mean standing all day trying not to mess up your work plus getting it all done on time is tough. so doing that and getting paid alot more for it. oh yea. I also get to lovely ladies to take care of me. were do I sign?