Took my wife's temperature

My wife is a few months pregnant, and the other night she was asking me the other night to feel her forhead and see if she had a temperature. I told her she felt a little warm and she asked me to get the thermometer. I got it and some vaseline. I went back to the couch where she was sitting and told her that I was going to take her temperature rectally. She resisted, and began to squirm around as I got a little agressive trying to hold her down. (now let me preface we were kinda being flirty, it was not like real rough). I got the sweat pants she was wearing down to her ankles and lowered her thong to mid thigh. She clinched her butt cheeks and shut her eyes and starting yelling "no no no" like a little girl. I rubbed her butt cheeks a little and told her "please let me do this, its the most acurate way". So after much convincing I got her laying over my lap with her panties still around her thigh and her sweat pants now completely off. I put a little vaseline on her anus and then dipped the thermometer in the vaseline and slowly slid it into her. Once in she started to get beat red in the face and then was complaining; "This is really embarassing, babe, take it out babe, please please..." I kept it in for another minute or so then pulled it out, I never even looked at what temp registered, I was way too excited, and I went right into sex... afterwards she joked that she wanted to stick something up my ass (which I wouldn't mind at all)...

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. . . . . afterwards she joked that she wanted to stick something up my ass (which I wouldn't mind at all)...

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SO. . . . .

Did you tell her that, or were you hoping she would read your mind? 😁 😁 😁 😁

If the mental telepathy fails, you could always wait for her to leave the bedroom, and stick a feather duster in before she gets back. 😄 😄 😄

Perhaps this should go in the joke department but it fits here: In an army hospital there was a loudmouthed and demanding sargeant who was giving everyone on the staff fits. One of the orderlies came by to take his temperature and informed him that he had to turn over and bare his rear. After the "why" the orderly said that it was more accurate and since the sarge had trouble keeping his mouth closed the doctors ordered it. After insertion the orderly walked off leaving sarge with his butt exposed and in the air. Soldiers/patients walking by were seen to be snickering which pissed sarge off and he finally asked whether anyone hadn't seen an anal temp being taken, the reply was " yes but not with a jonquil"

Ugh that's like my dream scenario

I'm curious as I'm not really into medfet except enemas - what is the great appeal of getting a rectal temperature taken? There are whole discussion sections and threads devoted to it and many seem to find it extremely erotic, but why? I very slightly enjoy a real rectal temp if necessary just because I'm extremely anal erotic, but mostly I feel like "nice to have it in my anus, but boy is that thermometer small - I'd love a much bigger anal plug/nozzle/catheter/balloon up my ass." What exactly makes it so very strongly appealing to people - embarrassment, humiliation, submission or the like?

Eric

I was wondering if doing that to pregnant woman was dangerous but guess not

I was wondering if doing that to pregnant woman was dangerous but guess not

@Pens2016Champs How could a rectal temp be dangerous? And what does being pregnant have to do with it? Rectal temps have been taken a lot longer than people had fetishes and enjoyed them. They are used on tiny babies and adults that can't hold a thermometer in their mouth.

@ericmacson While I don't have a medfet patient fetish, I can understand the excitement of a rectal temp. The patient is exposing their most private place to the giver. It is SO intimate penetrating someone's anus and the patient can also relate to being young, being controlled, having to listen to 'adults.' The fact that its invasive, but not overtly sexual is also a turn-on. The receiver is vulnerable, exposed and letting someone else touch and penetrate their most hidden, secret, dirty orifice. So IMO you are right; it's the exposure, embarrassment, humiliation and submission of the act that is so erotic to those that like it!

@ericmason... Regarding what is it that makes rectal temperature taking so highly erotic for some of us...I honestly don't know. I do know it sure gets my juices flowing. I love it along with enemas and spanking. I have zero interest in GU play or fisting. Why? I guess I just came wired that way. With respect to kinks, as with most personal preferences, I don't even ask why anymore.

That happens to be an erotic post. Really enjoyed reading it. If nothing else, it sounds like a prelude to foreplay, and great sex. It's spontaneous and creative. I have this mental image of a sexy woman, with hot Vaseline dripping off the thermometer after it's removed from her firm butt. How could someone not be turned on by taking a rectal temp. ? Would love to have something similar in my life.