Symptoms

I know I need an enema when:

1. I pass gas and it's heard in the next town

2. I have a belly ache that feels like fire

3. My bowels don't move but the neighbors do

4. Even my attitude stinks

5. I spend the day thinking about enemas

6. I spend the nights dreaming about them

7. I can spend time alone to take one

These are the acute symptoms and indications that drive

me to take a nice 3H warm relaxing clyster.

What Are Yours???

I had a great laugh until you got to 5,6, and 7. Need then becomes obsessive.

I actually read of a guy, in a different forum who was cutting onions, and his eyes got all watery. His cure for that was an immediate enema.

As we age, many of us watch our toenails grow thicker, yet brittle. One guy asked a goup if we thought a daily enema might cure the problem. Don't quote me, but I think it is a lack of vitamin A?

Oh well for the true klysmophile, any excuse will suffice. Walt

Those all sound like good reasons to decide to take an enema.

What's wrong with taking one (or more) just because you want one? (or more).

And it feels so good also!

And it's such fun!

And afterwards I am in Heaven!!!

Who needs reasons?

Don't really need a reason, just have to be in th mood, and have the private time to enjoy one. This evening is look'n better all the time for one. 😄

Symptoms that I NEED an enema -

Being VERY gassy (as stated in the first post).

Trying to poop, but just keep feeling that "crappy" feeling in my upper intestine.

Having a rock-hard hard-on while TRYING to poop.

Simply WANTING to have an enema really bad - To feel better, get a good clean out, and have a nice ejaculation in the process 😃 .

What? I don't need no stinkin reason! ! ! Waking up in the morning is sufficient reason for me. Or a cloud in the sky. Or blinking my eyes!

I know sub needs an enema:

1) Sub is getting a bit cranky.

2) Sub's not sleeping very well at night.

3) I'm horny.

I know sub needs an enema:

1) Sub is getting a bit cranky.

2) Sub's not sleeping very well at night.

3) I'm horny.

I'm sure reason #3 is the most frequent! 😁 😁 😁