Testicular Self-Exam

I was 16 and at my doctor for a sports physical. After the doctor had me drop my shorts and did the turn your head and cough bit he felt my balls. He then said, "your testicles are okay, but I am having all my teen fellows learn how to examine themselves for testicular cancer. Slip your shorts completely off and sit up on the table. Our health educator will be in shortly to show you how to do the self-exam." I did as he told me. I was shocked when the door opened and in came a beautiful lady who looked in her late 20s. She walked toward me, extended her hand to shake, and said, "Hi, I am Miss Darlow and I am a health educator. I'll be teaching you how to examine your scrotum for cancer." She was wearing a business suit with a short skirt that showed off her sexy legs. Her blouse revealed deep cleavage. She was clearly stacked. She talked to me for about 5 minutes about how dangerous testicular cancer was and how it was a leading cause of death for teens. She then had me stand and she knelt in front of me. She told me to start by looking at my testicles to get a clear picture of what they looked like so that if there were changes I would notice. She then told me she was going to touch my right testicle and show me how to examine it. She rolled my ball between her fingertips, explainng what I should look for. She did not wear exam gloves. She then moved to my other ball. It was at this point that I got a hardon. She sort of smiled and said, "don't be embarrassed, son, about having an erection. That happens sometimes." She then had me try to examine my testicles. My hardon got in the way. I was shocked when she said, "Hon, let me hold your penis out of the way," and she grasped my dick and held it up against my stomach and had me feel each ball. My hardon soon went away and she let go. My dick now looked totally shriveled and almost pulled inside of me. Finally she said, "Good job dear. Go ahead and get dressed. Stop by the front desk on your way out and we'll give you a pamphlet on TSE and also send you a monthly reminder to check your testicles." I'm sure my face was red throughout the teaching session.

. . . . sounds like quite a story. . . .

...and then I woke up.

It's a very good story, but it is a story, not an experience.

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She talked to me for about 5 minutes about how dangerous testicular cancer was and how it was a leading cause of death for teens.

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Come on now ... a leading cause of death for teens is, I'm afraid, plain stupidity and an unwillingness to listen to good advice.

You know, things like: don't use drugs, don't drink alcohol and drive a car, don't fool around with firearms ...

It's a nice story though ...