Strangest thing you experienced during a Gyn exam?

I bet some women have some crazy stories of what we have experienced in real life exams. My strangest experience was when at the end of the exam, as the Dr was getting up to leave and saying for me toc call for my results. He stopped for a moment before walking away from my still sturruped legs and tweaked my clit between his 2 fingers and exclamed "My this is quite large and swollen"

I almost died of embaressment, but I never said a word.

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I bet some women have some crazy stories of what we have experienced in real life exams. My strangest experience was when at the end of the exam, as the Dr was getting up to leave and saying for me toc call for my results. He stopped for a moment before walking away from my still sturruped legs and tweaked my clit between his 2 fingers and exclamed "My this is quite large and swollen"

I almost died of embaressment, but I never said a word.

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REALLY? Did he really do that?

In New York State, that could easily be grounds for a complaint to the Office of Professional Discipline on grounds of physical or sexual abuse. "Tweaking a woman's clit between his fingers" is not the same as a pediatrician tweaking the nose of a three year old and saying "I've got your nose."

The gynecologist would likely lose the case in court or closed hearing and be fined, censured and have other penalties applied.

The strangest thing that happend to me was after i had the i.u.d fitted the doctor said ...(oh bollocks) which ive never heard a doctorswear in the office...all because she for got to do my smeer test.

it was very odd indeed

^^^^ That's better than having a surgical procedure being done under local anesthesia and hearing the surgeon say "WHOOPS" 😁

In an attempt to make small talk the doctor asked me what I did for a living. I told him I worked in insurance and as I'm on the table he joked to the nurse to get the biggest speculum.

Most recently, it would have to having my gynecologist wipe down my vulvar area to get rid of the lube he'd used to perform a bi-manual pelvic exam and a transvaginal sonogram. This had never happened to me before in the past, and so I wasn't expecting it at all. Up until then, clean-up was always something I did for myself after the doctor and nurse left the examination room so I could get dressed again in private.

Strange thing happened to my wife last year.She was at the gynos late in the day.Last appoit.Everyone had gone home.Doc has leg supports instead of stirupps.She was spread wide open on the table.Doc was about to give her bi-manual exam.Heard a noise from front of office like somebody was breaking in.Doc said he had to go check and left her there fully exposed.Didn't even cover her with a sheet.Door opened and in walked the janitor. He stopped just staring at my wifes spread open pussy.She looked up, saw him and asked "Seen enough". He mumbled something andimmediately left. She hoped he had a good time thinking about her.

Doctor had to get up mid exam and left the door open while i was wide open in the stirrups

I had one "Quack" GYN associate at the clinic i used to go to who insisted that she take a swab from around my genital piercing because my clit looked too swollen and it just didn't look normal to her.

My piercing is the "triangle" which goes around the back of my clit and causes continuous stimulation...lol. i don't think she realized this and was just curious about what it was like to touch the piercing. i know she touched my clit and moved the actual ring around in a few different directions, and fully investigated the situation, which really turned me on..lol. Just the seam of my jeans rubbing my ring or when i bump it while i wipe after using the restroom totally makes me "tingle"...lol. 😎

i'm sure she got all the answers she needed, and no the piercing was not "infected" like she said she suspected...lol.

Mind you, this Lady Doctor was not considered a quack because of this one experience i had... i have real reason to call her a quack, but that is for a different conversation.

soumise

It wasnt during an exam but when i was in the hospital for my cs.

i stayed in the hospital for 8 days.

few times a day nurses would come to check my wound.

on the last day before i was about to go home one of the nurses came to remove the stitches from my abdomen.

when she was done she suddenly moved my underwear to the side and said: 'oh you dont have any stitches there.'

i swear it happend.

how could i have stitches in my vagina after a cs??????

Yes thats true but she was the one who prepared me for the surgery and during the 8 days that i was there she came every day to check my stitches. she never did that just on the last day. but yes maybe she was just confused

Would like to see this subject resurrected... It has been silent for quite some time, but still an interesting question...."Strangest thing you experienced during a Gyn exam?"

Doctor Geoff

A Gynecologist Oncologist slapped my stomach after my bimanual. I was nervous about my upcoming surgery so I just laughed and so did the nurse. I didn't want to say anything about it because he was to perform my hysterectomy. I always wondered if he did something similar before my surgery.

Not a gyn exam the next morning. When the doctor came to check my abdominal incision, he didn't close the curtain. I had just woken up and didn't realize my roommate's husband was visiting her. He was seated in the far corner. They had me wearing a sanitary pad, so I had hospital underwear on.

Some of these stories are alarming. I've never had anything happen (yet!) at my gyne that I would say is strange. I mean, laying in a chair with my legs spread wide open like that was strange the first time I had to do it, the exposure. But nothing weird has happened yet.

The strangest thing that happend to me was after i had the i.u.d fitted the doctor said ...(oh bollocks) which ive never heard a doctorswear in the office...all because she for got to do my smeer test.

it was very odd indeed

so youve bollocks that you never knew you had lol

I heard the story of a nurse during an IUD fitting turning to the Dr and asking if they were going to cut the strings. The Dr had completely forgot to cut them, and was about to remove the speculum.

At the first gynecological visit, i was 18, the male gynecologist was my mother's and the one who gave birth to me. when i undressed from the waist down he comes behind the divider and says: "now that i see you naked i remember you" to say that he had seen me naked at birth. we both laughed and the atmosphere relaxed.

Actually quite fun and nice doctor 😃

i swear it happend.

how could i have stitches in my vagina after a cs??????

was she a real nurse!?!?!?

I am not sure if this qualifies as strange but it seems a little weird to me. While my wife's gyno has his fingers and devices in every hole and bits she has they are both carrying on a conversation that includes cracking jokes and laughing.

I am not sure if this qualifies as strange but it seems a little weird to me. While my wife's gyno has his fingers and devices in every hole and bits she has they are both carrying on a conversation that includes cracking jokes and laughing.

many times it is the gynecologist who tries to eliminate the embarrassment of the woman who has to get naked in front of him. After that laugh with him I forgot about the embarrassment and my nakedness.

I had a gyno ask me about sexual trauma when I was tense during a rough digital exam. Ya let me think about my trauma while you've got two fingers shoved inside me poking around. I never went back to that doctor again. It was stupid.

During my IUD insertion, the doctor patted my thigh and told me to breathe. It was painful and I think he meant to be reassuring, but it felt awkward