Big Bad Navy Nurse

I had to go to the naval base sick bay to get my shots updated. My buddies had been there the day before and told me about the Navy nurse who had given them their shots. They described her as being so big and mean she could play line backer for the Green Bay Packers.

They joked that she was so big she could attach the syringe to the overhead, pick up a sailor and throw him into the air until he was "stuck" with the needle. I thought they were teasing me - I expected to see a cute Navy nurse.

They were right! This Navy nurse was a very big woman and she had been around for a while - she was a Lieutenant Commander and probably served with Noah during the great flood.

All kidding aside, she grabbed my arm and when she forcefully jabbed me with the needle it bounced off and bent at a 90 degree angle. I couldn't believe how much it hurt. She changed needles and when she tried again she didn't use as much force. My arm was bruised and hurt for a couple of days.

I will say this for the U. S. Navy - they gave me the very best medical care I have ever received whether it was on an aircraft carrier, a destroyer, minesweeper or on a shore station.

Wow. If that was an example of the very best medical care I would hate to hear about the worst!

I got a bed bath from a nurse once when I was in the army and in a hospital for almost two weeks. I was sick but had sort of looked forward to it. Turned out it was done by a cute enough nurse and I got an erection just as I suspected I would, but she seemed to enjoy actually hitting it with the wash cloth rather than gently rubbing the area, perhaps to make it go down, and I can tell you it hurt. She even snapped the cloth at my balls in a funny way and with some force. It was a thorough bed bath and I did get clean, but I was sore for a couple of days afterwards. To this day I have wondered if she was a lesbian who got off on torturing guys, but your experience takes the cake.

Al: Actually, this was my only negative experience while I was in the Navy. The doctors, surgeons, dentists and corpsmen on the ships in which I served were superior.