How to get an emema on the road?

Can anyone help, Looking for useful tools that can be used and found while in hotels etc. I am on the road alot and dont know what to use when I dont have my kit.

Why don't you just run down to your local drug store and buy a new one?

Absolutely, what Marvin said.

What else would you use, something another enema freak may have had the same idea to use?

Splurge for a few bucks.

One can use one of the cheap water bottles and poke a hole in the cap. They crush easily like a fleets does.

Why don;t You have your kit? As the saying goes "DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!"

I always have a few Fleets with me when I travel. The solution tends to irritate me so I empty them and refill with warm tap water. I refill them several times if I want a larger volume enema. They are very cheap and can be found in any drug, discount or grocery store. I just toss them when I am finished. Never leave home without them.

Just go buy one and keep it in your travel stuff. You can get them anywhere.

A bulb enema packs easily, so why not bring one with you. A bag enema does not take much space either and most now come with a travel bag.

Bill

I don't go anywhere without my "stuff".

In Australia you don’t just run down and buy. Enemas are hard to find at chemists

Assuming the drugstores still stock them an enema bag and Vaseline or KY should cost $15 no ?

Amazon will deliver to hotels - I recently had an enema bag delivered to a place I was staying - just change the delivery address

I remember seeing, on Amazon I think, this little metal adapter that screws onto a standard water bottle. It is about 4 or 5 inches long, chrome colored, with a slight taper. Remove the cap from a typical 16.9 oz (500ml) water bottle, screw this thing on, insert, and squeeze till empty. Then unscrew and throw the bottle away. If you are worried about the hotel housekeeping staff finding and seeing it, they would never recognize this item as a piece of enema equipment. That is unless they are into enemas themselves . . . which then opens up a whole new line of discussion . . . and possibilities!

On longer business trips, I used to travel with a hospital type disposable enema bag. They come self-contained with a little soap packet if you need it and pack flat, hardly taking up any space, less than a bulb. Rinse them out good and they can be reused.

Traveling always constipates me terribly. many years ago I drove with my brother to Atlanta and got terribly constipated from the trip. I had an afternoon alone so I looked up Colonic Irrigations in the yellow pages. I phoned a lovely woman named Mary Dorcey and she agreed to see me right away. she gave me a very good cleaning out with her lovely southern charming voice with comments like, "Child! Looks what's coming out of YOOOOUUU!" She was indeed impressed with how much I really needed that colonic.

I have traveled for a living and almost never took a bag along because of the weight and space added to my luggage. I do carry a 10 gauge piece of steel wire to fashion a hook or cut plastic when it's heated red hot. Still, a gallon syringe is almost impossible to find so I assemble my own. When on the road, the first place I always went was the hardware store where I purchased a jug of distilled water, a length of 5/16" plastic tubing, some thermal setting glue and a pen or two. The first thing I did was to open the jug and spill the water. The pen barrels provide hard plastic tubing to attach the enema line. Next visit the grocery store to purchase a feminine douche or enema for its nozzle, a bottle of rubbing alcohol for fuel and a cigarette lighter to light the alcohol. A bit of of ingenuity can add to or shorten this laundry list. Now it's off to the hotel to assemble your new Jugbag as it's illustrated in my icon.

I always have a plastic bag enema kit packed in the side pocket of one of my travel bag, my carry on, it goes through x ray without a comment. Disposable 2500 cc with barium nozzle.

I think the Siliconenozzles.com is great for traveling, light weight, has a choice of nozzles when you purchase, comes with hanging hook and a bit over 3 liter capacity.

When travelling for business I much preferred spending an evening in my room with a bag to sitting in the hotel bar and fending off advances from drunk guys. In days past, my favorite was a Faultless Folding Syringe. It was the type with the thin latex bag, and even came with its own plastic pouch to store it in. These are hard to find now, My next favorite was the plastic disposable enema bag. Not very sexy but effective and small to pack. Like Vicki said, if you rinse them out they are reusable many times. I almost always pack my bulb syringe. It is not too big and very quick and effective for a squirt or two of warm water when you don't have time for a larger enema. And of course, for emergency use, there is always those thin, flimsy water bottles. Fill it to the brim with warm water, hold it tight to your anus, relax, and squeeze. Re peat as needed. Not the best, but if you are desperate it will work.

A lot has changed since this thread began in 2009. Check on-line sources for the disposable clear bags. They are a great buy and travel nicely. 1500 ml size is ideal. Pack a wire coat hanger too for hanging your bag.

I used to travel 150,000 miles a year and my portable faultless bag went with me where ever I went. The only time that I had to improvise was when my bags went ti Rio and I went to Miami. As Cheryl77177 pointed out, I enjoyed spending the evening in my room taking an enema than spending time at the bar where I only drank cokes or soda water. I still have the faultless bag and it still travels with me when I go away from home.

Usually I will not carry any e-gear with me. The only item I may carry is a shower nozzle attachment. Not real noticeable when travelling and won’t get the snickers a full set would get. Most hotels I stay in have removeable handheld shower heads and it’s simple to unscrew their shower head and screw the nozzle on. If I don’t have anything, I just unscrew the handheld shower head and put the tube against my anus and let the flow begin. Not as much fun as an insertion tube, but it works in a pinch.

Get a tool called, Fresh Flush - Portable Silicone Enema Tip. It will fit onto most drinking water bottles and is perhaps the easiest cheat.

Working on the road all the time, will cause you to get inventive. There is a method that with only your hose, and two enema hose clamps, you can use a gallon water jug. See the photos here:

https://en.zity.biz/gallery/image/186062

The extra clip holds the the siphon onto the the bottom of the jug. Adding a black hose splice adapter will give better visual of the tip location on the bottom of the jug.

The Siphon has to be primed so that the hose is virtually full. The jug needs to be located so it does not get spilled. Learning this system will give entertainment that will pay off in many areas of life. Setup is half the game.

When you're done, throw the jug away. I recommend adding baking soda to all simple enemas.