Caught!

One day after i came home from school i started playing with myself. i gave myself an enema and after it was out i put a pingpong ball up my ass and climaxed and forgot it was in their. The next morning i take a dump and flused the toilet and went back to bed. My dad wakes me up tells me theres a shit covered ball in the toilet. He asked me if i knew anything about it and said no and after he kept asking i said i thing about a week ago i put a ping pong ball on the bathroom counter and couldnt find it afterwards. he said it must have been up in the bend of the toilet and it just know came up.

Good answer to a close call.

Hahah. thats rough. wonder if he suspects anything 😉

Bad idea to insert anything into the anus that is not designed with retrieval in mind. Most anal toys have a wider base in order to prevent them from going all in. If a toy were to twist inside then you have a very embarrassing trip to the ER and no one wants to have to explain that even a ball could cause a blockage. Avoid that possibility and save the all in option for Texas hold-em.

Mom caught me using her butt plug once when I was younger. I didn't know what to do and she just said that's something that people enjoy sometimes and yes I did enjoy it.

Just a piece of advice....A vibrator is very PERSONAL....you wouldn't want ANYONE using yours, don't use another persons'.

NOT SANITARY, OR COOL.

When I was in 6th grade my sisters friend just walked right into my bedroom while I was butt up pounding myself with a big shampoo bottle. I yelled and she hurried up and shut the door. Then she walks right back in and says doesn't that hurt? I was really embarrassed, I made her promise she wouldn't tell anyone. It all did not go well a while after that.

A quick response to dietdewman... I agree with your point; however, during the enema time, 1930s-1960s it was common for families all to use the same enema equipment even going from family member to another by just refilling the bag. I have no problem with natural children playing with their parents toys at least health wise. I am not saying that it is proper for children to find and play with the toys that the parents should have properly hidden.

First my female roommate found my enema equipment in my bathroom. When she asked me about it I was nervous but told her straight out that I like to use the enema for a good clean out before I enjoy one of the many anal toys which I have. About 2 months later, out of the blue she shares with me that she likes anal toys also. She wanted to know which toys I had & how I actually used them on myself. We got our toys out & talked about our likes & dislikes. I was kinda suprised when she told me that she has not had anal sex with a guy & only uses anal toys. I said "I have not had anal sex with a guy & only use anal toys"

I was home and just finished up with taking 4 enemas for a good clean out and went to the bedroom and began playing with my ass with various toys, i was in the middle of a climax when i heard my Mom unlocking the door and coming in. I heard her say i saw your truck out front so i came in to see you. Nothing like pulling a dildo out of your ass and trying to get dress and getting to the bathroom to close the door before she made it to far into my house.

Re: Intensedailyanal

Shampoo bottle in 6th grade? Wow. Back then, a screwdriver handle was big to me! Kudos!

Anyway, I was never caught red-handed, but when I lived at home, granny's radar worked as well as any ever made. I wouldn't have something up my bum for 2 minutes, till she was knocking on the bed room door, asking if everything was all right. It didn't take many of those interruptions for me to take my playing outdoors!

I was laying in my room when my brother walked in and I had a screwdriver in my ass I sat there and moved the handle in and out with my butt muscles the feeling of almost getting caught turns me in so much

Be careful with tools in the rectum. I once had a patient present with a complaint of constipation. When I went to do a rectal there was a wooden handle protruding from his anus with the word Stanley written on the side. It turned out to be a claw hammer. The head was up into the peritoneal cavity. He went to surgery and was lapped. Oh by the way his name was Stanley too.

I heard about someone who inserted a screwdriver into their navel, after some twisting and turning their arse fell off!

^^^ Neither had the right tooling 😃