Someone mentioned infirmaries at colleges. I had an experience with an unexpected visit to my women's college infirmary for help.
It started with a few dorm girls getting together and going out for a movie at a local theater. We had a bite of supper first and then went off to the theater. Well, I absolutely loved the buttered popcorn that the theaters sell. Each time I went I would buy the large "bucket" for myself which amazed some of the other girls. It was a Friday night and after the movie, we went to a local bar for a couple of drinks. This bar offered free pretzels, peanuts and popcorn with your drinks. Well, I always went for the popcorn,...couldn't get enough of it back then. We had a great time and laughed all the way back to the dorm.
Next day, one of my roomates had to leave campus for an overnight trip. Not having made any plans, my other roomate said there was another good movie playing at a different theater and we should go see it. Well, having no plans, I agreed and off we went to see another movie. Naturally, once the smell of that hot buttered popcorn hit my nostrils, yup, had to have that large bucket with butter again. [Today, I don't know how I ate such a quantitiy of popcorn!...but I was "hooked" on the stuff]. Again, we hit another bar after the movie and, you're right, more popcorn at the bar.
Normally I would go only to one movie on the weekend and although I ate a lot of popcorn, it was fine. However, by Sunday noon I was feeling miserable. I felt so full from all the popcorn (and the other meals I had eaten) I knew I needed to have a bowel movement. I felt a small urge to go and went into the bathrom in our dorm. I sat on the toilet and waited and waited. I even started pushing and straining but it did no good. I was plugged!
I had brought a small jar of suppositories to college with me, as every so often I would get constipated and my digestive system could not take laxatives. I would be so uncomfortable after taking a dose that I quit entirely. When the problem was a couple of feet at the end of your intestines, it made sense to treat it there. I returned to my room and was opening the jar of glycerine suppositories about to use a few on myself, when my roomate returned from the library. She saw me and said "what are you doing?" I explained my problem and she was very sympathetic to my situation. She told me that she also occasionally used suppositories as she too could not take a laxative. "Can I help you at all?" she said. "Well, I sometimes do have a problem getting them high enough" I said. "Look hon," she said, I've had the same problem myself. Take off your panties and lie down on your bed on your back, put your legs together and pull your knees back and up to your chest" (wow, this is different, I thought, usualy lie on my left side and draw one leg up, reach around and insert the little bullets into my butt and push it up as far as I could) She said this really exposed my anus and it was the best way to insure higher insertion. I felt a little self-conscious lying there with my whole anal/vaginal area wide open to her view, but she just laughed and said she had had to do this with a a couple of her other girlfriends before, and don't give it a thought.
So, she took three suppositories out, lubed up her finger with vaseline and inserted her finger into my anus to lube it up. Then she inserted the three little bullets and pushed them way up into my rectum with her finger (she was tall and had long fingers!) I mean she really pushed them waaay up! "Good, I think these will work just fine," she said as she withdrew her finger. They should really start to work right away now. I thanked her and she bent down and gave me a quick kiss. "I'm going into my bedroom," she said. "Let me know how things are going and if you need any help at all."
I did start to feel things become active in my colon and thought that I was on the way to complete relief. About twent-five minutes later, I got up and went to the bathroom as I really had the urge to go. Well, I did get some activity and I felt a little bit better, but then, things just stopped cold. I was still feeling "full" and sore. I went back to my room and i heard her yell out "Did everything come out OK?"..."are you all better now?"
NO!.. I blurted out, "I'm still blocked and I'm still sore;...I probably need more suppositories" She came flying out of her room and said "no way!"..you have already used three, and If those didn't work, then you need an ENEMA, she stated very sternly! Thinking about how much popcorn I had ingested and not getting full relief, I hated to admit she was probably was right. I then felt how I did as a little girl when mom gave me one;..I didn't like that thought at all! It had been many years since I last had an enema, but I felt so bad, I knew I had to have one soon. I did't have any equipment at school (it's really not what one would normally bring to a college dorm) to use, so the only choice was to go to the college infirmary and have the nurse give me one there.
My roomate walked with me over to the infirmary and it was about seven in the evening by then when we got there. I went to the desk and spoke to the woman receptionist. She asked what my problem was and I told her (embarassingly) I was really sick and constipated and I needed to have an enema! "OK dear, let me speak to the nurse on duty." She left, and in a few minutes, she returned and said, "come with me." We went down the hall to one of the treatment rooms. She said that it was Sunday and there was only one nurse on duty, but I could get an enema without any problem. "Take off your clothes and put on this hosptal gown." It was chilly in the room but at last, I was going to get relief from this pain and soreness in my abdomen. The next thing, I heard the door open and an IV pole with an enema bag, tubing, nozzle, etc. was being pushed into the room by a MALE nurse! Whoa! I thought, am I up for this?..a male stranger giving me an enema? This is not what I expected and if I wasn't hurting so much, I would have exited the room at breakneck speed. I couldn't believe it, I guessed he was only in his early thirties and was HOT!! He introduced himself and apologized that there wasn't a female nurse on duty and that if I didn't want him to administer the enema, I could come back the next morning. Well, looking at him, and knowing I could not wait, I said, "no, I'm OK with your doing the job." My mind was going crazy. The thought of ths "hunk" shoving a tube up my ass got me very aroused, despite my uncomfortable situation. He asked how I got this way and I told him the whole story;...I felt so embarrased, thinking to myself,..."what did you expect, after eating all that popcorn"?
He went ahead and lubed my anus and inserted the nozzle and let the water flow into my poor blocked intestines. I ended up running to the toilet where this huge expulsion of water and feces came blasting out from my rectum. On and on it went;...I was there for a good twenty to thirty minutes emptying out;....and I mean I did empty out completely! He gave me a second enema and it emptied out clear. I dressed and he walked out with me to the receptionist's desk. I introduced him to my roomate who decided to wait for me. Her eyes almost fell out of her head!
God, I felt sooo much better, and as my roomate and I discussed the "male nurse" situation she said to me as we walked back to our dorm. "HE gave you two enemas?..wow!...HOT!" She then said, "hmmm,...come to think of it, I've been a little constipated lately!" I then said, "we can fix that,...I know a way we can get you really constipated!....let's cook-up some of the bags of popcorn we have in our room when we get back!" She cracked up completely! Both of us couldn't get that image of the unexpected male nurse working in our infirmary at our college! I heard her remark, "you know, I wouldn't mind him giving ME an enema too,...I guess there really is a God after all"!
That's my one and only college experience with the infirmary!