Fucking machines in med fet

Do you know the fucking machines ?

I will try to build one.

It could be interesting in a medical exam for test the sex response of the patient.

What do you think ?

There are plenty of great ways to test a patient's sexual response. I know if it were me, a machine like that would lower my response a great deal, thereby making the test null and void. Keep the machine in the dungeon, where it belongs, not in the exam room.

Just my two cent's worth.

LadyDoc

I never thought much of the machines myself..I believe the best way to check sexual response is HANDS ON.

No place for such a machine in my clinic... all sorts of other things to arouse and excite (and maybe even frighten), yes...but not that kind of machine - NO.

The "fucking machine" reminds me of something they may have used in Medieval times, along the lines of that coin operated horse at the entrance to the grocers. As far as building one, I suggest the best choice would be electrical power, rather than steam.

I use an EMS/TENS system for evaluation of the pelvic floor muscles in a protocol which I have developed. Using electronic stimulation, it is possible to induce the most intense orgasms the patient has ever experienced. Unlike mechanical systems, the patient is free to move as she is comfortable and it is totally silent.

Welcome to electronic sex in the 21st Century.... 😉

I think that could be alot of work that might not really pan out the way you want, maybe find out if your woman friend (or friends) would be interested, before doing all of the work 😃

. . . Truth be told, I think they are the most stupid thing I have ever ever seen. Seriously, what self respecting woman would ever use one of those? Actually, I think they are disgusting!!!!

I am going to disagree with you on this one. I have never used one of those, but I have seen many of them in use on the internet, and I would LOVE to have one of those, especially one of the spectacular ones like the Crystal Palace and the Cathedral, which probably cost thousands.

Like a man getting a blow job, it's like sex without having to move! I could just lay there and have the machine do it to me, orgasm after orgasm. . . . sounds like a great idea for when my husband isn't available.

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Oy! Well different strokes for different folks I guess as the saying goes, pun intended, hehehe.

I guess I would rather go without than use that thing. 99 percent of sex for me is the intimate one on one contact, the looking in his eyes, smelling him, seeing him loving me as I am loving him. I know, I know, I'm a sap. lol.

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I AGREE with you on that point, but what you are describing is "making love" and you do need your loving partner for that. The machines are for what they are called: FUCKING machines, and I'll bet they are great for that.

Personally, I'm also a hands on guy, I prefer playing one-on-one...I've seen hundreds of fucking machines, drill-dos, and various other toys, and never really bought into the concept. It definitely fits better in a hardcore BDSM scene than in a medical exam...but at the same time, I can't say I find it 'disgusting'...and keep in mind that most normal people find the idea of sticking a hose up their ass and filling themselves with water 'disgusting' - it all comes down to whatever gets you off. If you're the kind of person who loves being assaulted by a mechanical one-eyed trouser frog (thanks Anne, love that term), then, well, go for it.

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...I suggest the best choice would be electrical power, rather than steam...

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OMFG a steam powered fucking machine - this would be AWESOME!!!!

As far as building one goes, you need a decently powerful electric motor (.5 hp might be enough, but 1hp is probably better), some metal, a welder, a guy who knows how to use the welder and won't be pissed at what you are up to, and time. The design of these things is quite simple, though I suppose, with some ingenuity, you could build one that had variable pitch, vertical/horizontal oscillation, stroke depth, and probably even one which twisted.....hit the drawing boards and let us know what you come up with....

Dunno how anyone can get fun from whats essentially an old windscreen Motor (wind sheild in USA) attached to a rod with a dildo on it.

when i see one in action it reminds me of a plumber unblocking a sink.. :😃

nichty

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dunno how anyone can get fun from whats essentially an old windscreen Motor (wind sheild in USA) attached to a rod with a dildo on it.

when i see one in action it reminds me of a plumber unblocking a sink.. :😃

nichty

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Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. I think you might be missing out on something that could be a lot of fun.

Wonders if this project will show up on skys discovery turbo?

nichty

Aye

There used to be a rugby ditto that contained the words:-

Round and round went the ruddy great wheel

In and out went the prick of steel

Till at last the maiden cried

Enough, at last, I'm satisfied.

Then my memory goes hazy but apparently the inventor had forgotten to include a brake and the ditty concluded something like:-

So she was split from arse to tit

And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit

So, perhaps the watchword should be not to trust mechanical things any more than you should trust everyone you meet - at least until you're sure it all works well and the controls are there and functioning.

And as several posters have opined - whats wrong with hands on?

Fuckingmachines.com...... isn;t that why we are all here? Variation, testing limits, enjoyment, orgasms? Excitement?

I once read a personal ad where the female stated she enjoyed sexual encounters, but wasn;t advertising solely for that... "however, an occasional good solid carnal fuck is welcomed".... whether it be by machine, fingers, devices, dildos, vibrators, whatever.. if shared and enjoyed between two people (or more) who care about each other, OR, whether it's for self gratification as needed, then what's wrong with it! It's not hurting anyone, it's safe sex, and the machine doesn't complain or run out of energy and doesn't spew germs/disease/illness. Remember...the vagina has 3 reasons for being there (essentially 3 uses)... sexual penetration, childbirth, and passing of menses... what difference does it make how you get your jollies, as long as one enjoys completely. My 2 cents.

There is lots of parts/types for sale on the net. I have always wanted to build also. But when I start looking the prices add up quick just for parts. Let me know if you get one working.

I'm really into realism about medical play. So fucking machines don't fit in what I like, I'd rather invest my money on medical equipment, but I understand that the machines may be exciting for some people and members.

I still think they are out of the medfet.

I have one question...do we have to keep both KY and WD40 on hand ??? I couldn't resist..sorry

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I have one question...do we have to keep both KY and WD40 on hand ??? I couldn't resist..sorry

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Good one! 😁

And for everything else, there's Mastercard. That was priceless, lucam! A karma to you!

Play On!

LadyDoc

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Thank you desert_rat for refreshing my memory on this one!

Desert_rat - another priceless moment, and a karma to you for the research!

Play On!

LadyDoc

Now that, my friends, is a good drinking song.

This is a reply to a closed post "Has anyone tried a fucking machine??"

Haven't tried one but I found a video on Fisting.com "Videos Page one" and it looks like a turn-on if you are into it.

video/slut-jayda-diamonde-anal-gaped-brutal-dildo-machine

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