Coffee Enemas -- General Discussion

Clinical trials>>>>total bs

Please explain. Bona fide clinical trials help to keep us safe.

First, I am a coffee drinker and I enjoy a couple of cups every morning. The caffeine in brewed coffee is what “gets me going” in the morning. If I don’t have coffee I will get a headache later in the morning. No question it is addictive.

In an enema, for me, the caffeine acted differently. I used Wilson’s coffee for those enemas. An extremely light roast, it packed a high percentage of caffeine per ounce. I brewed something like a quarter cup of grounds in 48 ounces of water. The enema was taken supine using a latex double balloon catheter and retained for twenty minutes. Wifey massaged my abdomen to ease the cramps, that, and the balloons, permitted me to totally relax and savor the enema experience. To aid in evacuation, after the holding period, I added two quarts of soap and baking soda on top of the retained coffee. This resulted in a powerful bowel movement that emptied my colon.

The dramatic effects of this enema were twofold. A pronounced euphoric feeling - more so than from a “regular” enema session - and an energizing boost from the caffeine, sans the jitters that one would get if taking that much coffee orally. I felt good all day.

Those were the theraputic benefits from a coffee enema. Not a health claim, just a nice feeling with no discernible ill effects.

I have been taking coffee enemas for over 27 years (my wife just corrected me 32 years ).

i try taking 3qt weekly. Holding for 30 to 45min with the help from a inflatable plug nozzle or a double balloon inflatable nozzle to help hold . I will give myself a few enemas till clear before.

I just hit 60 very good cholesterol is aw, no high blood pressure. In pretty good health my blood work thank God all good.

I find having so much energy for the first 2 to 3 days after . I find I sleep so much deeper.

I can never remember once having jitters or anything like that.From the coffee enema . I also find having less joint pains, body aches. Is it the coffee? Oh, is it a mental thing? I don't know my wife is convincedthe coffee helps me she notices the difference in my daily activities.

Like any other practice that as not been deeply "scientifically" studied, everything is on a personal basis...myself have nothing against "any" enema, as long as it makes me feel good...I've been given coffee enemas to mani e-friends that swear by it, none of them can point out a particular effect that makes it "better" then other "good for you" enemas...for me they are more "messy" then others to prepare and clean up. Also a nice rinse out of your insides is advisable after taking one...and, of course, a thorough clean up of the same is suggested before you start on your coffee..take your time, no rush... enjoy...

Based on the number of “How to do a coffee enema” videos on YouTube and other social media sites, there are more than a few people doing coffee enemas these days without negative consequences. I am not aware of anyone dying from a coffee enema. If they did, it would be big news. I can see the headline now, “Ohio man dies from coffee enema”. Details at 11:00 pm.

I do coffee enemas almost every day, at least four times a week, in the mornings. I don't feel anything negative having to do with coffee enemas, I use coffee from the night before, heat it in the microwave, fill the bag and bingo. I do know whether I take the coffee orally or anally, I have a rise in blood pressure, but that doesn't last long, it's only a temporary thing. I don't get high, don't get wired, don't get jittery, it's just a gentile flush. I way about 135 pounds, I normally take about three quarts, I do not do a rinse.

the hoseman

There seems to be a misunderstanding - it is impossible to do a "double blind study" ... AND .. there is no "financial incentive" what so ever- you simply cant patent a coffee enema. as for keeping us safe,,, yes in theory we all want that. but i find it alarming that all of the old folk medicine remedies including enemas and herbals get discredited in favor of patent medicine! AND they seem to try to discredit a coffee enema specifically with arguments like "death from serious burns have occurred" (which i seriously doubt), - what dumbass would put hot coffee in their butt? perhaps its to scare you away from discovering a truth ?

Here is an interesting Library accounting of an uplifting Coffee enema episode this last North American winter.

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=docs;ox=showpart;idp=26952

Some fine detail, but not a really long read. Easy to take in __ __ 😘

Thanks for yours. They are always a treat.