Details on how to play doctor with rectal temps

I've posted aboutt this before but some have wanted more specific details. as i've said i'm a 28 year old gwm who likes to re-create experiences i had at my thorough and olffashioned pediatrician till i was 20. its always better when i play like this with another twink but if you must go at it alone that is erotic too.

to get the biggest orgasm you need to right supplies and atmosphere. if you dont have a flat exam table make the bed firm with white sheets. buy long sheets of crinkly tissue paper at staples office store. spread out 2 sheets across the bed.. take a rectal thermometer and dip it in vaseline or other lube. be sure youre wearing tighty whities like you would as a kid at the pediatrician. get your partner to pull down your underwear before you lie down carefully on the paper. get a mirror so you can see yourself. once you lay down have your partner part your ass cheeks and insert the thermometer. then start wiggling your penis or vagina against the paper while waiting for the therm. to register. for boys it might help to have your partner place their hand under your stomach to elevate you a little so you dont place too much weight on the paper. also they need to move the thermometer around inside your rectum to get it in as deep as possible until your g spot is located. once it is you should cum a lot. if you actually play doctor like its a full exam be sure to use a cold stethescope and gloves too. enemas add even more eroticism to it. anyone tried this? let me know when you do.

A little to late for me... but I thank you anyway..