Homemade vagina for men

Where can one get memory foam?

Is this homemade vagina feels like a actual vagina?

Try this one, you dirty dogs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FJTzDnGdw0

I know this isn't anywhere as good as MY vagina, but if your really hard up, this may help! 😎

Go to the local building supply store and get a section of foam rubber pipe insulation. The denser foam is better. It comes in different inside dimensions (pipe size). You can cut it into any length you like. Put a little lube in it, and you will have a tight pseudo-vagina.

This quick and easy to make option works for me when I have some privacy and need more than a quick handjob😃

Take the cardboard tube from a paper kitchen roll and line the inside with bubble wrap. Tape the join. Place the first few inches under the edge of a mattress on you bed to hold the tube in place.

Just a small amount of lube, kneel down and insert your cock, slowly moving back and forth as you enter it.

The tube will flex up and down as you move and full penetration should reach the point where the tube compresses under the mattress. Bliss.

I will take a partly filled closed top enema bag, squirt some lube onto one side of it, then fold it over. Can lay on top of it for hands free thrusting to orgasm.

The enema bag ideas give me ONE ADDED thrill idea.... imagine a HOSE on the enema bag connected to a BIG nozzle up your Fun Hole.... every HUMP giving your TUMMY a shot of VERY WARM water.... GAWD! Gotta TRY that SOON! WooHoo!

I've been reading the section Re: Homemade vagina for men. There are some good ideas here to get yourself off and I will certainly try some of them. I just love ❤ to cum and some of the best orgasms I've had are ones I've given myself. But what if you're out & about and get the urge to cum so bad you just can't wait till you get home? I always keep a couple of condoms & a small bottle of lube in my pocket and am ready for action wherever I might be. I just go into a restroom, public or otherwise, pull my pants down, sit on the toilet & I'm ready to get started. I take a condom and roll it out just a little bit, pour a little lube into it then roll it down onto my cock. You can take a small rubber band and stretch it around the base of your cock if you want to keep the lube from leaking down onto your balls. If I can take a little extra time I might take another condom, slide it over the middle finger of my other hand, pour a little lube over the outside of it and reach between my legs to probe my back hole while I stroke myself off. It may not sound like the best way to get yourself off but I can tell you it's a hell of a good orgasm for on the go.

I just replaced the couch cushions recently, and was about to throw the old ones out. Then I remembered reading this tread! I used a bread knife, and cut 3 slots in a u shape in the side of the foam cushion. Did not remove any foam, just deep cuts, all connected.

Then, a dribble of lube in a condom, which was then put on. To prevent condom loss causing the cushion to become a cum-dumpster, I put a plastic bag over the erection, then pushed it into the foam cut. Not bad, but could not get the depth wanted. Reached deep into the gap, and used fingers to open up the foam a bit deeper.

Thrusted back in, and was surprising pleased with the feel! With the cushion on top of the new one, it was at the right height for some kneeling thrusts. Could even do some ball slapping!

Going to cut some other shapes tonight, an "H" shape and a "V" shape. Again, will make cuts deep into the edge. Will not remove any foam, at least for now.

Something to keep in mind when you see those "free" couches on the curb....