This is my first post, so here goes...
Recently, my gastroenterologist gave me a free sample of the Magic Bullet. I've used regular bisacodyl suppositories for about 10 years now. They work for me in about a hour or so. I tried the Magic Bullet this weekend after several days of not going. Just for fun I kept a log:
Last bowel movement over 72 hours ago. Lying on couch, t-shirt, boxers and jeans.
T=0: Inserted suppository with index finger 2 inches into rectum, on left side, Sim’s position, Surgilube lubricant.
T=15 sec: Burning sensation in rectum and anus. Underwear and pants pulled back up.
T=1 min: Burning sensation subsides somewhat.
T=3 min: Beginnings of a cramp felt.
T=5 min: Feels something (liquid) burning just inside anus. Tighten butt cheeks.
T=10 min: Mild cramps, but burning sensation inside anus severe. Clamp cheeks tight by straightening legs and crossing them.
T=15 min: Cramps come in waves, ~30 sec. apart, some are severe.
T=20 min: Cramps spread to upper portions of colon, gurgling sounds in gut. Slight nausea. Constant pressure inside anus. Butt sore from clamping. Pressure from bladder as well.
T=30 min: Feels like having diarrhea and needing to go in the worst way. Starting to sweat profusely. A wave of extremely strong cramps hits. Use hand to hold butt cheeks together.
T=35 min: Waves of extremely strong cramps every 30 sec. or so. Feels like bowels and bladder about to burst.
T=36 min: Run to bathroom!
Aftermath: Undid pants and pulled down underwear fast as I could. Sat down, fart and liquified suppository came out immediately. This was followed by emptying of the bladder and grunting a straining to push out hard plug of dried up shit. Hard, dried up shit followed by progressively more semi-liquid. Waves of cramps, each followed by expulsion of more liquishit. Frequency of cramps decreased, as did amount of liquishit from each wave. On toilet for 20 minutes. Made two more trips to toilet (about 1 hour later, and 4 hours later). First time was more liquishit, second time was just mucus.
As you can see, they work much faster, and gave me much more thorough results then the regular type.