Nurses and Enemas

@Fitness_Life -- You said in your first message that your nurse friend is married, and she tried to give her husband an enema, but he said no. I think she is afraid that if she explores the subject of recreational enemas with someone who would let her give them an enema she would not be able to resist going farther, and does not want to complicate her marriage. If you know what I mean.

I wonder if an ER nurse who works three overtime shifts in a week, eats on the run, hardly has time to use the restroom, feels bloated and stressed out at home on Friday night, might still do today what nurses knew how to do years ago, give themselves an enema.

I had occasion recently, to suggest to a nurse who believed she had pain from a kidney stone, that she try a very hot bath and enema(s) inasmuch as this has worked for me a few times in order to trigger or facilitate passage. I read about this in a list of very "old wife's tales". The response was a hard "no way in hell!" To my knowledge, this nurse has never had an enema, even in labor/delivery, but despises them based on rumors she has heard. Perhaps she has had negative experiences at work. I can only assume that this attitude is quite prevalent in this day and age. If you are a nurse with a different perspective and a full enema bag, please call me at 867-5309. I believe in giving as well!

If you are a nurse with a different perspective and a full enema bag, please call me at 867-5309. I believe in giving as well!

Jenny, Jenny .....

If you are a nurse with a different perspective and a full enema bag, please z call me at 867-5309. I believe in giving as well!

You forgot the area code!

I don't think Tommy Tutone ever did give it out!

I left it off intentionally out of concern that my tongue on clit (in cheek) humor might not register with some. Y'all are quite perceptive this evening!

Growing up we had a neighbor who was a retired nurse. A very nice lady but what I remembered most about her was that no matter what the ailment her recommendation was always two aspirin and an enema. She always said it with a bit of a snicker, but as I got older I began to realize that she was not joking.

Sounds like my mother who was a nurse by training.

My sister, Amy, had as strong as libido as any woman that I know. She always claimed that you don’t look at patients as you would real life that you separate the hospital or examining room, yet I know nurses and I have heard them say things like. “Did you see the size of the dong on that patient in room 303?” Therefore, I have never quite grasped a solid understanding of it.

Today, it is my understanding that only few RN's are ever called on to administer enemas and the few enemas administered in hospitals today are delegated to Nurse's aides. I don't know if a Nurse's aide is licensed or not.

@Vicki_V said,

“Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.” It’s unlikely that wasn’t the only “order” from a family doctor or nurse when someone at home was ill when my mother was growing up in the 1940s and 50s.

Sounds a lot like my grandmother who was a retired RN from the twenties to the mid-forties. She was a firm believer in enemas for a variety of different reasons. Among them constipation, menstrual cramps, moodiness, sickness, and to help us calm down. Were just a few reasons she prescribed enemas. It didn’t matter, child or adult, if she thought you needed an enema, one was quickly coming your way. She taught her daughters, as preteens, how to care for children and once they had demonstrated they knew what they were doing to her satisfaction. She gave them the job of taking care of the little ones. This included baths, enemas, spankings, and first aid. Giving them the practical experience they would need as a mothers to care for their own kids.

Well any nurse that wants to practice on me, please message me! and I'll even return the favor if you so desire!

Had a girlfriend in high school who was a "Candy Striper". I believe that was the name used for girls that worked at the hospital handling a variety of tasks such as making beds and doing cleaning tasks. As I was driving her home from my house one evening I was questioning her on some of her responsibilities at work. She mention one of the things she did was assist in giving enemas.

This certainly got my attention. I asked her if she had ever had an enema. I lied and told her I never had one. She said her an a girlfriend gave each other one once and if I wanted, we could turn around and go back to my house and we'd stop and buy a fleet enema to share.

We stopped at a drug store and she went in and purchased a fleet enema. We were both sexually active so it was no big deal to remove our clothes in front of each other. We went to a bathroom off of my parents garage and she laid on the floor and gave her self part of the fleet enema we bought. After she was through she gave the rest to me. I wasn't much but opened the door for future fun.

Facts as I know them > My current RN who gives me very thorough enema treatments has stated to me that she does in fact give enemas on a regular basis. With standardized hospital disposable gear . Not sure what department she works in .

I introduced her to inflatable nozzle B series & higginson pump syringe . She likes them stating > I wish I had these at the hospital . Reality is I am more astute when it comes to enema nuances , some of which I learned here . Her & I work together .

Nurse before that said yes every day but I think she worked in the gastro arena . One thing we prob have all learned is making generalized statements about groups of people is not a good thing . Nurses are awesome , yep for sure

I don't know if all nurses are into them but my nurse mom made me the kinky devil I am today. They were very common place in the 50s and not so much now but are still used when necessary. I do like a girl in a nurse outfit with her bottom in the air though!

Facts as I know them > My current RN who gives me very thorough enema

How one find RN to give him enema?

Do tell

It would be interesting to hear from a nurse who was trained recently. When those of us who are “boomers” grew up, enemas were more common, and they were mostly enemas with a bulb or bag, not the disposable Fleet type. I wonder if they even teach student nurses how to give an enema using a bag or can anymore. I would bet that enemas are rarely used in hospitals these days and if you were to get one it would probably be a Fleet.

I think in our day nurses were more likely to give or take enemas than the general public, but I think now the current generation of nurses are no more likely to do enemas than anyone else.

I think nowadays the most training nurses get is a lab session with a maniquin. My last two hospital visits kind of bear this out. I learned at the pre-surgical conference that if you want a trditional enema you have to start lobbying for it immediately, which I did.

My surgery was to repair my shoulder after a sever ski injury. I wound up in the hospital for 4+ days, on heavy pain meds.

The nursing staff started to push stool softeners and other oral meds immediately, all of which I rejected and said if I need something I'd lke an enema. My previous surgery (5 years prior), was day surgery and the constipation caused an anal fissure which needed treating, and I wasn't going to let that happen again.

So, day 3 My day nurse tried to get me to accept a dulcolax suppository, which I rejected. I told her they cause a lot of spasims and don't really work. The next morning she showed up with a fleet enema, I also rejected it. She said "If you want a regular enema I will have get the charge nurse to do it." Later in the day the charge nurse came in with a bucket enema kit and said "is this what you want?" I said yes, and then she asked, "do you think you can take the whole bucket?". I said, "Il'l try". She then told an attendent who was taking my IV out to come back later, as she was about to give an enema.

She then proceeded to get the enema ready and ask me if I wanted a bedside commode. I told her I thought I could make it to the bathroom. As she was preparing and positioning me she asked "is this what you would do if you were home?" I said yes, except it would be impossible after the surgery.

The next thing is her inserting the tip, then she asked "can you feel the water?" I told no, then the rectal tip popped out and I got flood of water. I told her I don't think it was in far enough. The she re-inserted the enema nozzle, really high and we were off to the races. I had to ask her to stop once for a cramp.

All in all she was very experienced and gave a good enema. I think my day nurse had never done one, that's why she got her boss to do it.

On my last surgery, 5 years ago. My nurse told me she had only given one other water enema, and didn't even know that soap should be added. She also offerred to let me give it to myself, which I declined. I had to explain the whole process to her, but, she was kind and followed all my instructions. It was still a very good enema.

I found a an RN that gave me a spanking with a paddle and a large water enema. I had to pay her, but it was worth it.

Ahh, butt can you claim that on your Health Insurance ?

In my late twenties, I met and fell in love with a nurse. She gave me the most incredible enemas. Everything else about her was perfect, too. We're still together today. I love her and believe I can consider myself a lucky man.

I've been a registered nurse for over 20 years, so I guess you can say in my case it's made enema play more likely. There's a couple reasons for it. My brother and I received enemas somewhat regularly growing up. So being familiar with the procedure and it's benefits has kept me mindful of it into adulthood. Being a nurse and giving enemas to badly constipated patients, and seeing how much relief they get has also sold me on the practice with my husband and children. This also fueled my interest into getting trained to give colonics. But yes, nursing has helped to maintain my interest in the subject. Aside from enemas being a source of sexual pleasure, I also get satisfaction seeing the instant relief someone experiences after I've give them an enema. I can't stand to see my husband and kids miserable from digestive issues, which is why I'll usually insist on giving them enemas as needed. Why endure hours of intestinal distress waiting for a laxative to work, when just a few minutes of mild discomfort from an enema can make you feel 100% better immediately?

I dated a RN and it was getting serious. On my slightest complaint she gave me a soapsuds enema. But, her version of an enema was 1 qt of soapy water. No rinse.