Emergency Enema Kit

Once on a unplanned trip I forgot to pack my necessary equipment. I was refretting this oversight and wondering if I could find a pharmacy quickly when I realized I had all I needed in the room. There were several of the flimsy 1 pint botles of water in the room. I punched a hole thru the cap and used it just like a Fleet enema. Pushing hard against my anus allowed most of the water to pass into me. It worked well enough for an emergency enema. I still prefer my bag, but never worry if I forget it. Every store has bottled water now so a quick emergency enema is possible most anywhere.

I'll never think of another water bottle the same! 😁

I've had the same situation and done the same thing. I don't know if the threads are the same on all water bottles or not, I'll need to fabricate a nozzle to a bottle cap so when I go on a trip, won't take up much room or be so obvious when customs opens the bag.

In Belize and Mexico I haven't seen enema equipment in any of the pharmacies, is it something you have to ask for?

hoseman

Soda bottle threads are pretty universal. All you need is a short piece of tubing and a hose barb that you have screwed into the cap. You could also use a hose barb that you force thread into the bottle itself. It is easier to have a cap already set up with the hose barb in place. A short piece of tubing is the only other thing you need. Attach it to the bottle and squeeze. 😁 😁

Wow, enema McGivers

"Soda bottle threads are pretty universal. All you need is a short piece of tubing and a hose barb that you have screwed into the cap."

exactly!....i went home for a few weeks over x-mas break, forgot all my "stuff" and started to freak after a couple days.....i took the cap off of a "pop up mouth" water bottle, removing the vertical moving "nozzle" carefully exposing the 1/4"(+) hollow male end....then i found some 1/4" clear hosing (new) used for my parents fish tanks, i believe medical oxygen tubing is just about the same, and with a bit of manuveuring and some teflon tape for a final wrap to prevent leaks....sterilized the whole setup....screwed the cap to a 2 litre soda bottle, cut an opening in the top, hung it from the towel rack, and perfect, instant homemade enema!!

i stashed my invention at my parents, just in case of future forgetfulness..

Ive used a 2 litre soda bottle with a fish tank hose. My bag was lost on transit, but I had to have my enema!!!! So I drilled a hole in the bottle cap, pushed window caulking all around the hose and filed the hose to have a rounded end. I just held the hose to control flow...

I have pretty much done all those things. I also found that some of the flip up valves, either for drinking or for soap and such, can work with a hose slipped over them. Sometimes hose as small as aquarium air hose, lab rubber hose, whatever. Also, you can just stick some of those popups up the ass and squeeze the bottle.

When I first got to university, and realized I couldn't live without enemas, I made good use of my roommate's tossed out liquid soap bottles -- Phisohex, if you remember that! Probably a quart, I'd fill it in the communal bath, run back to the room, flip up the valve, push it as far up as I could, and then squeeze. Probably was pushing water through the asshole, as it wasn't very long. But, it sure worked great for my fix! 😜 And then, after proper relief measures, the long, slow walk to the toilet. Never had an accident.

Long live anal refreshment - however you get it!

brownbag

I've been advocating this method since I discovered it when I was 10... I never bothered with putting a hole in the cap though, I just left it out of the equation entirely. Speaking from other experiences though, the easiest way to put a hole in plastic is to heat up a paperclip and punch it through. Keep re-heating and melting as needed to make it big enough.

Bottles work very well, but it's hard to get even half of the water in you, so it takes entirely too much time & effort to bother with getting a good filling. Only the super cheap plastics are flexible enough to get most of it in, with a name brand (Mountain Dew, Coke, etc..) 20oz bottle you'll be lucky to get 2 ounces out. Good for that quick cleanout before festivities though!

McGuyvering equipment and toys seems to be something a lot of us enema lovers have in common. I'm glad to see people actually using their brains instead of their wallets for a change 😃

I've been searching for 5/16" ID latex surgical hose...Anyone got an idea where I might procure this? Jimbeaux

Try Home Depot; they have a variety of different sizes available.

You have to be careful not to cut your anal sphincter with the threads, but it does work well. I have done these a fair bit and they work every time. Also, if you squeeze really hard on the bottle, you have to be careful of getting a big bolus of air going up inside. Makes for a gassy expel.

That may work, but why not just take the cap off?

The screw top has sharpe edges and can hurt. The cap is smooth.

Good idea. And with the variable sized bottles you have a wide selection of enema sizes.

Great job! 😃

If the shower has a flexible tube, just remove the spray head and apply the tube close to your anus. beware though if you really insert it, you will be connected to mains pressure which could be dangerous! Emergency use only!

I have found that I can carry a 10 foot long piece of Latex Tubing with me without Airport Security even looking at it. I would tell them it was for some testing I was doing any way...what do they know about what I do!

You can pick up a brass fitting with a barbed end that's got a little weight to it.

Then you can put that end of the tube in either the ice bucket (with a liner) or the sink filled with water and siphon an enema into yourself lying on the bathroom floor in most hotels. You can either take your favorite nozzle or just insert the tube and enjoy.

Simple and easy to do most anywhere int he world. (There is bottled water).

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I've used the water technique with hotel pen as described above. It works very nice. I've also adjusted the bidet to take a nice enema in hotels.

Jimmy

True vickie I would say a hot water bottle would do the ting if you have 4gotten the enema gear - I brought one & then made a nozzle & yes it worked just fine.

Two items -

1) Walmart often has "Hot Water Bottle/Douche Kits" for just a few dollars. (Under $5). The bonus here is you can grab some lube at the same time.

2) Another item you can use is a contact saline solution bottle. It is easily squeezable and has a small tip for insertion into your ass. Granted the flow is a little slow and the tip does not go very deep but desperate times call for desperate measures. 😉

A 500 ml plastic drinking water bottle. The cheaper brands have very flimsy and thus easily squeezable plastic. Straddle the toilet, put the mouth of the bottle tight up against the anus (or inside the anus if you are relaxed and have lubricant), squeeze hard. and you have an instant enema. This method is a favorite of gay men who are about to have unexpected sex away from home and need to improvise for their preparation. I have watched a few guys do this over the years and found it very hot.

I have often found that in many hotels, the flexable shower hose spray head can be easily unscrewed. This open end will allow you to adjust the water temperature to a comfortable level, and with a gentle press against the relaxed anus will allow a nice filling. Just do not allow too great a flow or press too hard because the high pressure of the shower water could cause serious problems.

Enjou yout travels. 😃

As one poster mentioned, a length of soft rubber tubing makes a good enema siphon. I carry a 10 ft. length of tubing and a roll of black electrical tape. Airpost security could care less.

You can make a servicable enema bag from a hotel shower cap. Cut a small slit in the shower cap, push in the tubing, and wrap tape around the entry point. That makes a nifty enema set up and the soft rubber tubing is easy on your anus. A hotel shower cap holds about 1 1/2 quarts.

For higher volumes, you can tape the open end of the shower cap around the shower head and let water flow in slowly. The shower cap then functions as a safety device, letting excess water leak out without subjecting your bowels to mains pressure.

I've always just used a cheap water bottle (preferably) or a normal 20oz bottle (hard to squeeze). I don't put it in, just *against*. It works very well, but it takes a few tries to get used to how hard you need to clamp down vs. how lightly you should to still let water in.

For more serious endevours, making a siphon type setup as others have suggested works pretty well assuming you're skilled enough 😃

Serious enema lovers addmitt making Homemade enema stuff. I also have done it. I used the 5/8 size garden hose in the yard the other day. LOW pressure of course.

Check out this enema couple,

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A very decent source of tubing is any pool service company. I told them it was for a "home project" and bought six feet of tubing for fifty cents. They have LOTS of diameters and it is clear so you can see your progress.