School accidents

Nearing 80 years, i was pumping gas into the car. I had misplaced my empty gator aid bottle. I wet my pants and nearly filled both my shoes. Last time i did that, i was in the first grade at school. Was told to always wash my hands when going to the lavatory. So in i go, straining to keep from wetting my pants, but minding my manners, stopped to washed my hands, properly. Big mistake, and got a big heehaw when i got home and told on myself.

I never had one but remember friends who had both wetting and messing and kinda wished i was them