Enema accidents

I was just wondering if any of you had any funny or not so funny accidents that happened while giving or getting an enema,that you would like to share. As for my self after taking a bag full with the tip still in me the hose came off and of course all started to drain all over every where wasn't funny at the time but now when I think about it it was. Have a great day all and enjoy a warm one 😉

I had filled a gallon bag full to the brim with water and was humming along while my partner was in position on the bed patiently waiting... I wanted to hang the bag on the bathroom mirror so I could run the water and get the air out of the hose. Not watching what I was doing, I missed getting the hook around the egde of the top of that cabinet door and the full bag came crashing down, water splashed everywhere!! I had no idea a gallon of water could make such a mess.

That was the day "Nurse Bumble" was created.

A few years back, I was about to receive the pleasure of an over-the-lap enema from a girlfriend. It all started out well enough until the hose became unattached from the bag, which was hanging from a floor lamp. My girlfriend reacted quickly, reaching to re-attach the hose and in so doing pulled the hose off of the nozzle. She tried to quickly re-attach the hose there and in so doing pulled a little too much on the hose causing the lamp to be pulled over. I still don't know how I did it, but while still over her lap, I reached out and grabbed the lamp post just in time before the bag hit the floor, saving quite a mess. I don't remember how this particular enema turned out.

I've had my share enema accidents.One time while enjoying a nice 3qt warm one ,the blue pumpking came crashing down with a big splash.Thank God I lying in the tub at the time.I've had quite a few mishaps with rubber enema bags failing at the eye holes,that's why I do not use them anymore.I made my own enema containers out of 4qt juice pitchers that last forever.

Let the good times FLOW,three quarts will do.w/m73yrs/Western Ma

Ok-I was instructed by email to use a mixture of glycerin and epsom salts.I got up this a.m. after a little front play(!) and proceeded to mix it up and decided that the shower was a good place to do this and wash my hair,etc.I didn't need to use the whole bag as the darn stuff hit me like a mac truck and I barely made it 4 feet to the throne,dripping wet and sliding on the seat from water.I tried it again and by God,I started in the tub and clenced those cheeks shuffling my way to the throne again!I gave up and spent the next hour squirting every 10 minutes!I was on the computer when again the urge struck and I didn't make it to the throne when it squirted out into my panties while I shuffled quickly to hit the seat!I'll be sure to be wary of certain people giving me "recipes" to try! 😮 😮 😮 I created a new dance-The Enema Shuffle

How about being in the kneww/chest position and sneezing? Talk about exploding.

Jagson

Did that happen to you, Jagson? I can just picture that, it sounds funny as long as I am not the one cleaning it up.

The only accident I ever had was with a rubber enema bag imported from the U.S.A. When the bag was filled with water, the tubing seperated from the bag and water gushed everywhere! Serves me right -- I should have stuck to my "old" enema equipment: a thick plastic bottle and a length of plastic tubing. This has never let me down yet!

Your story did us all good! We got an excellent picture of your Enema Shuffle! And I've been there, in an older (but related) dance called the Aztec Two-Step! You have heard of it? As you will read, we mostly only managed the first step of this.A year or two ago, my wife and I both were stricken at the same time with a gastric viral complaint which produced vomiting and diarrhea of the worst possible kind: that which is not felt as urgent at all. However, in responding to a mild 'need to go,' before either of us could seat ourselves in the safe place, we found we had 'decorated' our path there extensively. But we were too weak to clean up. We did mostly manage to get off the bed before the Jet Assisted Take Off started, but never once made it to the loo. Deeply worried, our son came to nurse us. His solution, he christened 'Ma's runway' - a pathway of old newspaper between the bed and the toilet! We scored no home runs, but cleaning up was now a matter of replacing newspaper. Somehow we survived without needing to be hospitalized...Of course, I tried an enema or two as a way of ensuring that the JATO exhaust was at least somewhat sanitized; but the scouring was too intense even for that to work!And may I add my voice in the chorus of pleas for the glycerin and Epsom salt formula? Please?

The bag was full to the brim, hanging on the shower curtain rod, I was all settled down, with colon tube nicely in place (all of it!) when blam! The eye of the bag had torn out, and the bag landed next to me, fortunately in the shower, but the splash pretty well soaked me, and for sure took my mind off my anticipated pleasure.

My wife wondered how the floor got so wet, and not wanting her to know my secret, I said that the shower curtain must have been outside the lip of the shower while I was using it.

Believe me, I keep a close eye on my enema bags for cracking or tearing!

I'd attached my Rusch double ballon to the bag's tubing via a small enema nozzle. I had charged the 3 quarts with a healthy squeeze form the Dr. Bronner bottle and everything went through my higginson.

All was progressing well. It was the second of myseries but I was building pressure which wouldn't subside. I thought I needed a little more protection and pumped the bulb twice more.

Then I proceeded to "help things along" with the higginson. Then the ptressure subsided as often happens, then I can take the rest of the bag.

As I pumped the bulb I didn't feel the flow, in fact I felt less pressure. Then I felt the wet.

The little nozzle had slipped out of the Rusch nozzle and water was steraming out from he nozzle and from me like a fountain at the Bellaggio (without the music or cool lights).

I Having no extrea clamp, I had to try to re-connect the lines, but too late.

The bag had emptied. I squeezed the end of the rusch and duck-walked bent-over to the pot.

I got to mop up 2 rooms, change sheets, pillow case and sleep on a Beach towel that night.

I went to Home Depot the next day & bought a brass fitting for that nozzle.

Ciao,

Not Really an accident as such, but I have had situations where I went too fast, and the Epsom Salt did not fully dissolve! Ends up clogging the hose when that happens!

My ex and I lived in a split level house. Living room, dining room and kitchen on the main level. Family room, basement, 1/2 level down. Bedrooms 1/2 level up. The ex was upstairs in the bathroom, off the master bedroom, in the bath shaving her legs and pits. I asked her if she could do me an HJE (getting a hand job while being given an enema, try it - you'll like it). "Do me" was how we ask if we wanted to be masturbated by the other person. She said to get it ready, she would be out soon. It was a sunny spring day. As a kid I had gotten some enemas in the woods and the sun was giving me that outdoors enema feeling. It was only 50 degrees outside and there were houses around the little bit of woods behind our house anyway. No outside enema for me. The dining room had a sliding glass door, to go out to the deck, that faced south. The sun was streaming in that door so I decided that would be a nice place for my HJE. I moved the dining room table out of the way and laid out some blankets and towels by the door. I filled two 2 quart, enema bags with Dr Bronner's peppermint soap and water, connected them with a Y connector, hung them on two of the dining room chairs and covered them with towels so they would not get cold while I waited for her to finish her bath. I laid on the blankets and enjoyed the sun on my naked body while I waited for her. She came into the dining room wearing only a bath towel. She looked a little excited. I said something like, " nice and clean?" She said yeah and opened the towel to show me. While shaving her legs apparently she also decided to shave off all her pubic hair. That explained the look on her face. Shaving her pussy always got her excited. She asked what I thought. I said something like, "It looks really sexy. Maybe I should get your vibrator and give you an enema." Surprisingly she agreed. I really enjoyed giving her enemas and was willing to pass on my HJE, to do that. Besides I could probably get her to give me the HJE later anyway. I ran upstairs and got her, plug into the wall, clit vibrator and her battery powered dildo vibrator, for her cunt. I also grabbed the KY and the double balloon nozzle. (Oh for the old days when you could still call it a B****X nozzle) When I thought I was getting the HJE I connected a colon tube to the enema hose. I liked the feeling of the colon tube being snaked in to me during the hand job. My ex was quite talented, she could work the colon tube in, with one hand, and never miss a beat, stroking my dick, with the other hand. (She was a good woman!) She didn't mind a colon tube being snaked into her but it grossed her out when it was pulled out after an enema. If she snaked it into me, she would leave it in me after the enema and I would go into the bathroom and pull it out myself. That worked for her. I brought all the equipment down to the dining room, changed to the balloon nozzle and ran some water thought the hose and nozzle, to get the air out. She got naked and laid on her back, on the blankets. I lubed her up, inserted the nozzle and the cunt vibrator, in the proper places, handed her her clit vibrator and started the enema water. We turned on the vibrators and started buzzing, as she liked to call it. I worked the cunt vibrator in and out and she worked on her clit. There was also some kissing, and tit sucking. Somehow my penis ended up in her mouth. Strangely she really liked that during buzzing but not that much at other times. I think that is why I got HJEs and not BJEs. It took her a long time to cum. She later admitted she had diddled herself, with her finger, while in the bathtub but was still horny and wanted to cum again. That was why she agreed to the buzzing and the enema so quickly. (She had code words for most sex things.) She had not noticed the two enema bags under the towels. By the time she came she had taken at lease 3 quarts of water. It was more than she had probably ever take before. She was really full so we decide to leave the balloon nozzle inflated and in place for the trip to the master bathroom, that was up stairs and at the other end of the house. The hall bathroom was closer but that's where her reading material was. When we got her up you could really see she had a lot of water in her belly. We started the long trip to the bathroom.

I think I have finally gotten to the funny part. I was following behind her carrying the hose and the two enema bags, still connected to the nozzle. We had to stop at the top of the the stairs because she had a strong cramp. She started to leak some water, past the balloons, so I put down the enema bags and blew up the nozzle balloons more. When the cramp was over I picked up the enema bags and we started for the bathroom. Just then I tripped on the enema hose and it pulled off end of the nozzle hose. The shutoff was on the enema hose and not on the nozzle. I got a face full of water. When she realized what had happened and that she was straying enema water everywhere, she ran down the hall for the bathroom. I tried to grab the end of the nozzle hose but she got away. I remember seeing her holding her bulging belly with one hand and her ass crack with the other hand, trying to stop the water from coming out. The water was coming out of the nozzle hose in her ass, not her ass so her hand did nothing. As she ran down the hall, the nozzle hose, with the two inflators attached to it, flailed back and forth spraying used enema water everywhere. When she got into the bathroom she was in a panic and didn't know what to do so she ran around in circles yelling, "What do I do, what do I do?" When I got to the bathroom door she was just coming back out. I do not know where she thought she was going to go. By that point the water flowing out of her was slowing down. I got her to stand in the bathtub and kinked the hose to stop the flow. I took the nozzle out of her ass and I left her to sit on the toilet. She felt that expelling an enema was between her and the toilet and nobody else.

My plan of getting the hand job and enema, later that day, didn't happen. Instead I spent the afternoon driving to the rental place and renting a Rug Doctor and my evening cleaning rugs. House rules changed that day, no more enema play in the dining room, only in the master bathroom. Also it was quite a while before I got to give her another enema. She didn't even want a rinse enema after her giant soap enema.

The scene only lasted 5 or 10 second but I wish I had video of her naked, running down the hall, hose hanging out of her ass flailing back and forth spraying used enema water everywhere. I could send it to Americas Funniest Home Videos and maybe win $10,000.

I'm sure I speak for us all when I say to MTM and Fredmushell that we don't want ANY of you folding. Your stories were delightful and we bet you have been wanting to tell them but had no place to do so. We are going to feel much better about our own disasters now!

Do we get the measurements for the glycerin and Epsom salts, but how much water went with it? Do tell - then we can write up our own funny stories.

Johnny

I used 1 quart of water for the 6 oz and 4 oz of epsoms salt per instruction!Go ahead and see what you experience! 😁 Make sure to rinse too.

My only accident was when i was walking from the bed room to the kitchen and lecked all over the hall. it was not a fun experience.

FP

Have dropped a gallon bag what a real mess

MMMMMMMMMMMM. Reverse psychology, mayhap. If I were on the pot or in the tub already, I could hold it a great deal longer 😃

I was in the back garden, lying naked on the grass with a galon demiJohn perched on the wall above me, a tube from the bottle into my anus, and about half the contents inside me, when my neighbour unexpectedly appeared in his back garden.(I Thought he was out!) I had to pull the nozzle out and rush out of site with two quarts swishing around inside me! I don't know whether he saw me or not, but nothing has ever been said.

Everybody has one of those days when nothing goes according to plan.

A couple of days ago I had a series of disasters that made me fearful to go out. I was in the bathroom, lying on a towel on my stomach when the hook to my open-top bag decided to break. I had just begun to take a warm coffee enema when the bag landed splat on my back, drenching me and half the bathroom. I was soaked from head to toe. After a lengthy clean-up, requiring half our towels, I decided to try again with a closed top bag. I had brewed another pot of coffee and was ready. I got my thin body back in position and clicked the clamp. I was still hoping for a good session where I could retain the coffee and massage my distended tummy. One thing about being thin, you readily see your stomach swell. I had given only a slight tug, but the hose somehow came off the bag. Coffee was again spraying on the floor. I quickly inverted the bag and reattached the tubing. After clearing the air out I tried again. I watched to make sure the hose stayed secured. After taking only a small amount I could feel a new problem. Somehow the tubing had come off the nozzle and was spraying more coffee on me, the towel, and the floor.

After a second clean-up I decided to take a rain-check on my enema. I had a full load of towels and bathroom mats in the washing machine. My wife was oblivious to my mishaps and instead thanked me for being so nice as to mop and clean the bathroom and do a load a laundry.

Vickie

i was recieving an enema (ass in air) position from a e nurse

in little rock well she was a little to playful with the nozzle luckie for us (both nakie)face towel over her shoulder

on my 3rd cleanout well THAR she blows get the picture

I was on a business trip and decided (after finding this site!) to try my first enema, I went and bought a hot water bottle that came with the propper "kit". I filled the bag with plain water and lubed the heck out of my backside (being new to this I figured more was better...). I hung the bag on a suit hook on the wall, bent over the bed and slid the little tube in and opened the clamp... felt the water going in for a sec, then didnt feel much at all...until my feet started getting sprayed. Of course the little straight nozzle had slipped right out as soon as there was any pressure- dumped about half of the bag on the floor and wall. Sometime Ill try again, hopefully with better results! 😁

I was settled into position with a soapy enema. The enema was flowing when the tubing came loose from the bag. Suddenly I had enema water coming out of the tubing and bag all over the carpet. I was quick enough to clamp the tubing before the rug turned into a dark mess. As it happened, the carpet received in unexpected shampoo.

I once had a accident whilst on holiday in Hawaii

I decided to have a Barium Enema Xray

All went well as usual, until later that day (in the afternoon), I was in the middle of a HUGE shopping centre, dressed to smart casual clothes, and well...

The barium came out with a huge loud fart, all over my best trousers.

The worst part was that I had to get public transport, back to the Multi national Hotal, where I was staying.

Very Embarrasing at the time

I filled my enema can and set it up on my dresser, to take the enema. and the hose is to short and pulled the can off the dresser water went every where :😃

Some time ago I got tired of accidents like that and the limitations of the "Standard" hoses supplied with enema bags. Now I got to Home Depot and buy some natural rubber (amber) tubing. They sell it in 10 feet lengths. When I'm traveling I carry 20 feet because I can never predict the hotel layout and I like to hang my bag high. They tubing lasts forever and although a little pricey, it's been a great solution for me and certainly worth not having to clean up after. Another thing it allows you to do is to put the bag out of site. Some times that's even more intersting than watching it deflate...it did take me from 2 quarts to 4 quarts. I couldn't believe how easily I took the first two quarts when I wasn't watching it.

jag

--Just had an accident the other day; standard 2 qt bag, full to the brim, Dr. Bonners added...hung on the towel rack to let the air out and BINGO, the eye of the bag split.

Its really amazing just how much two qts of water looks like on the floor! It never ceases to amaze me.

the boxcar

I have had many enema accidents, usually involving a BIT or LOTS of leaking. But the most recent, recurring accident I have been having involves large leakage accidents after an enema... followed by sex. Here's what happens.

I am seeing a bloke twice a week, who is an Enema Master (as he calls himself)and he gives me a series of enemas (which I love!) followed by sex. I don't know if I can say THAT word on this board but the SEX consists of him entering me - after I have expelled all the enema, of course.

Or so I think I have expelled it all! What happens is this: once I have gone to the toilet and emptied myself, he gives me a good pounding and that's it. I put my trousers on and walk home. But in walking the half mile back to my house, inevitably (well, about 60 percent of the time) I suddenly feel what seems to be a belch in my tummy come on, followed by a feeling to fart that I simply cannot hold - I then expel about 3-4 cups of nastiness into my briefs and trousers.

Embarrassing, messy and thankfully it has always been at night so I don't think anyone has seen me - but it's bloody annoying.

This leakage has happened ever since I started taking enemas when I was 17-18 (I am 25 now) so I think i have just accepted that my anal muscles are rather weak - or should I? Is this normal? Should I begin wearing nappies after i have an enema? I know this all seems like madness but I am serious - does anyone have any info?

Thanks!

Eddie

and I accept that

Last week I was at home and decided to use an old bulb syringe for a quick cleanout. I only intended to use one bulbfull. As I was emptying the bulb into myself, I suddenly felt very wet! The threaded part of the nozzle broke off in the bulb with the business end still in me and the water squirting all over the floor. I scrambled to pull out the nozzle but most of the water was already on the floor. I had quite a mess to clean up!

If it happened once it will happen again. They are fun to have on after a good high enema.

The disposable adult version of nappies may not be as easy to obtain as here in the US of A. You do not have Sam's Club and Costco Supper Warehouse stores on every corner.

I will take a Fleet Mineral Oil enema on occasion. There is just no way that one is not going to have an accident when holding oil.

Pear