Enema accidents

My mother always made me wear plastic panties while I was receiving an enema and diapers and plastic panties after I expelled. I have always associated the plastic panties with enemas and still use them today.

I have, however, experienced equipment problems like a hose connection coming apart or a nozzle slipping out. If I’m wearing protection the mess is somewhat less and when I’ve gone without panties and something broke it reminds me of mother’s wisdom.

The diapers are always helpful catching any residual solution after expulsion and help me avoid a big cleanup.

It’s been at least five years ago, but my darling wife gave me a cleansing enema one weekend we were planning to be staying at home. The kids were with my sister in law and my wife decided this would be a perfect time to give me a complete maintenance cleanout with soapsuds and saline.

It was gentle but really thorough. She put two full 3qt bags through me, making it more like a colonic than an enema. I felt amazing after she was finished with me. I slept like a baby that night.

I woke up that Sunday morning and had a light breakfast. Then I went down in the basement to resume reloading 9mm ammo I’d been working on . I was only wearing a pair of khaki shorts, no underwear.

I was busy reloading and a sudden urge to pass gas hit me. After being given such a deep enema the night before I should’ve known better than chance it. But I unwittingly cut loose and immediately felt something warm running down my leg. My first thought was OH DAMN!!” I knew I’d done fucked up. I looked down and there was a pile of half chewed up green beans and corn under my work bench.🤣🤣💩💩

Luckily I have a plastic mat and the mess was easy to clean up. There was soapy water I had to clean up that came out of me. It was gross 🤮. I took a quick shower down there too. After I got cleaned up and dressed in an old pair of jeans. I put those shitty khaki shorts and the pair of socks in a garbage bag and tied a knot in it , and threw it in the trash bin on the carport.

I never told my wife what happened. But the lesson I learned is it’s usually safe to trust a fart, just not within 24hrs after a high soapy enema. I must’ve still been holding half a quart deep in my colon, but I didn’t have the crampy urge to get rid of it.

@Slim88 Thank you for your testimony, it's one of my favorites! 😄