Enemas on cruise ships

Just returned from an Alaska cruise a couple of weeks ago. By Day two while we were at sea my wife gave me two enemas to cure my constipation. I rigged a coat hanger on the head board and laid on the bed she lube me up good and inserted the douche nozzle. She slowly let in the two quarts of water , stopping and rubbing by bloated belly. I expelled and she fixed another bag full. As the warm water was going in she squirted some KY into her hand and slowly stroked me until I came just as the bag emptied. I expelled and we had some great sex. By day 5 she passed a lot of gas and mentioned that she was having a hard time having a BM, her stool softeners were not working. I offered to give her an enema so I rigged up the bag again in the same manner and she laid on the bed. I inserted the douche nozzle into her rectum and slowly let the water in while massaging her belly. She took the entire bag and held it for a while. After expelling she returned to bed and I filled the bag again, inserted the douche nozzle and started her second enema while she laid on her back. After instilling some water , laid down where I could easily lick her wet pussy as the enema flowed in. She was about to cum and begged me to stop, saying that she would squirt all over if she came, so I stopped and finished her enema. After she expelled she returned to bed where I resumed my pussy licking and sucking, inserting a well lubricated vibrator deep into her rectum. She came with a shuddering climax trying to push the vibrator out as I had to hold in in place. After a short rest she asked if I would cum in her rectum (a said she needed a “sperm enema” as her final treatment), I was more than happy to enter her tight rectum as she laid on her side and pushed back onto me, they I began thrusting into her until she started to cum and I could fell her rectum contracting along with her entire pelvic area, I could not hold back and filled her rectum with my hot cum. It was a GRET cruise!

@azdiane - Just read your post of some umpty-ump years ago (10!!??!!) and can't believe some rascal hasn't pulled it off!! With all the boutique (BOATique?) cruise ships afloat these days it wouldn't be an herculean task! Unlimited food, drink and ENEMAS on the high seas with a bunch of like minded ladies and gents would make my day (hell…my CENTURY!!) Now, what DID I do with the number of that cute travel agent…the one with the mischievous smile and cute (enema-ready) butt??

(Di - this has NOT been a good morning for me…I've typed this 3 times and sent the first two versions off into never-never land!!! I hope this one makes it. Let's start looking for cruise lines!!!!)

There are cruise lines that cater to nudity, sex and fetishes. Got to believe some participants incorporate enemas as part of the fun.

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-sex-cruises-sex-party

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8679023/Up-200-leather-clad-sex-fetish-fans-world-cavort-annual-S-M-river-cruise-Germany.html

Always wanted to go on a nudist cruise. 😉

When I was in San Diego years ago, there was a ship that went out on day cruises. Was essentially a sex cruise . Colonics could be had if you need one on. There were guays and straights going to it everywhere.

Have been on 10 cruises. 2 of being swingers cruises. Have done many enemas over the years on ships. Just a natural thing, water out and around, water inside, waist abound!!

My wife and I have been on at least a dozen cruises over the years and there is nothing like the gentle rolling of the ship to add to some enjoyment of good sex. I said “gentle” because we were on one cruise where we hit some violent seas and many passengers including us were seasick. The medical personnel prefer to issue suppositories for those situations since nobody can keep anything down. Under those circumstances there is absolutely nothing sensual about inserting a suppository up your partner's butt.

As for enemas at sea we never had one although in our younger years my wife would always be certain to pack her folding syringe so the possibility was there but it wasn't needed. The syringe was for douching and I'm pleased to say that it got more than its share of use that week, too.

The syringe was for douching and I'm pleased to say that it got more than its share of use that week, too.

When it came to vacations, the folding syringe was like the American Express card, I would never leave home without it.

I'm in the middle of a much needed series of enemas right now as I write this. I Just got back from a 10 day cruise. I was miserable the last few days from over eating and too much alcohol.

Unfortunately I didn't take my gear bcuz I was rooming with a very vanilla older acquaintance but trust me it was my first task on my return. All I could think about while on the trip was how much I needed to get home and clean my overextended colon and stomach.

Exhaling as I head for round 2.

Oh what a wonderful relief it is as I lie here with my nipples clamped as the warm trickle of water enters.

Wish i could be there to help and encourage you with my special touch.

Was on a celebrity ship years ago, terrible constipation.bought some laxative from the ships store, was embarrassed, but that's why they have it. Could wait, pulled out my small enema bag, in the tiny bathroom was able to stoop over and get a fill, what a relief.

This brings back so many memories. I was a seaman for fifty years, mostly on cruise ships. I could write a book about ship's enemas. If ever someone organizes an e-cruise, I will be the first to sign up for it. I was on many nude cruises as a crew member, over the years, and even if crew was not naked, after ours I had plenty of occasions to take my clothes off and to work my trusty traveling bag ragged!! The best was that early days friendships had become by word of mouth to further experiences all with "nozzle" as password. As years passed and achieved position of responsibility, where you could not expose yourself, this has become like a secret club, where members met for sharing a "bag" as well as a drink....of course other games were involved. Ladies and gentlemen, was open to anyone, and the medical department was heavily represented. After retirement I've kept in touch with the still active ones. Too bad nobody lives in the States. Will share more stories in other posts....